blind_html [Fwd: Probability Zero but funny]
- From: Nimer <nimerjaber1@xxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Fri, 06 Feb 2009 08:56:34 -0700
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Subject: Probability Zero but funny
Date: Fri, 6 Feb 2009 07:44:53 -0800
From: Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Reply-To: Blind-chit-chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
To: Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx>
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going
up to bed,
when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,
which she
could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go
turn off the
light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No,
but some
people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me."
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock
your doors
and an officer will be along when one is available." George said,
"Okay." He hung
up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few
seconds ago because
there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to
worry about
them now because I just shot them." Then, he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two
Fire Trucks,
a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and
caught the
burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot
them!
"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT! Don't mess with old people.
Regards,
Alan
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