-------- Original Message -------- Subject: Blonds are Smart Date: Mon, 2 Mar 2009 11:37:50 -0800 From: Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Reply-To: Blind-chit-chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx To: Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx> A girl came skipping home from school one day."Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and al the other kids could
only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mother. The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and allThe other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F,
G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" ''Yes, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school."Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all
the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!' And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs." 'Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" ''No Honey, it's because you're 24." Regards, AlanPlease click on: http://www.home.earthlink.net/~alanandsuzanne/ <http://www.home.earthlink.net/%7Ealanandsuzanne/>.
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