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From: Nimer Jaber <nimerjaber1@xxxxxxxxx>
To: blind_html@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: Sat, 09 May 2009 21:20:06 -0600



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Subject:        BAH a little computer humor;
Date:   Sat, 9 May 2009 12:44:24 -0400
From:   David Whitehead <d.h.whitehead@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
Reply-To:       blindAccessHelp@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
To:     <blindaccessHelp@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>







>
> The Computer Belongs To A Redneck If...
>
> 1. The mouse is referred to as a critter.
>
> 2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
>
> 3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-Rom drive.
>
> 4. There is a gunrack mounted to the CPU.
>
> 5. The password is "Bubba."
>
> 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
>
> 7. Outgoing faxes have beer stains on them.
>
> 8. The printer goes really slow since Bubba don't read too fast.
>
> 9. The extra RAM slots have parts for a 76 Dodge Aspen installed in them.
>
> 10. The menus all have Budweiser, Black Label, and Old Milwaukee options.
>
> 11. Jeff Foxworthy *.wav's.
>
> 12. The monitor is up on blocks.
>
> 13. Seven blue tick hounds under the computer desk.
>
> 14. Deer jerky in the desk drawer.
>
> 15. The screen saver consists of Ned Beatty with the dueling banjos
> playing in the background
>
> 16. The six front keys have rotted out.
>
> 17. John Deere Pocket Protectors.
>

> 18. The only games installed on the computer are "Deer Hunting" and"Bass

> Fishing with Babe Winkleman"
>
> 19. Bumper stickers on the side of the tower stating "I brake for nobody"
>
> 20. Copy of his lawsuit against the makers of "Redneck Rampage" claiming
> that he and his brother never did such a thing.
>

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