blind_html Fwd: BAH a little computer humor;

  • From: Nimer Jaber <nimerjaber1@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: blind_html@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Sat, 09 May 2009 21:20:06 -0600

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Subject:        BAH a little computer humor;
Date:   Sat, 9 May 2009 12:44:24 -0400
From:   David Whitehead <d.h.whitehead@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
Reply-To:       blindAccessHelp@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
To:     <blindaccessHelp@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>

> The Computer Belongs To A Redneck If...
> 1. The mouse is referred to as a critter.
> 2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
> 3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-Rom drive.
> 4. There is a gunrack mounted to the CPU.
> 5. The password is "Bubba."
> 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
> 7. Outgoing faxes have beer stains on them.
> 8. The printer goes really slow since Bubba don't read too fast.
> 9. The extra RAM slots have parts for a 76 Dodge Aspen installed in them.
> 10. The menus all have Budweiser, Black Label, and Old Milwaukee options.
> 11. Jeff Foxworthy *.wav's.
> 12. The monitor is up on blocks.
> 13. Seven blue tick hounds under the computer desk.
> 14. Deer jerky in the desk drawer.
> 15. The screen saver consists of Ned Beatty with the dueling banjos
> playing in the background
> 16. The six front keys have rotted out.
> 17. John Deere Pocket Protectors.
> 18. The only games installed on the computer are "Deer Hunting" and "Bass
> Fishing with Babe Winkleman"
> 19. Bumper stickers on the side of the tower stating "I brake for nobody"
> 20. Copy of his lawsuit against the makers of "Redneck Rampage" claiming
> that he and his brother never did such a thing.

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