blind_html A Good Joke

  • From: Nimer <nimerjaber1@xxxxxxxxx>
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  • Date: Wed, 12 Nov 2008 19:13:50 -0700

A Cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, he recognized an elderly man

at the bar who, in his day, had the reputation of being the fastest gun in the
The young cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and
him the      story of his great ambition.
'Do you think you could give me some tips?'      he asked.
The old man looked him up and down and said, 'Well, for one thing, you're wearing
your gun too high.  Tie the holster a little      lower down on your leg.'
'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked      the young man.
'Sure will,' replied the old-timer.
The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his 44 and shot the
bow tie
off the      piano player.
'That's terrific!' said the hot shot.  'Got any more      tips for me?'
'Yep,' said the old man. 'Cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer
it.  That'll give you a smoother      draw'
'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the younger      man.
'You bet it will,' said the old-timer.
The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his gun in a
and then shot a      cufflink off the piano player.
'Wow!' exclaimed the cowboy 'I'm learnin' somethin' here. Got any more tips?' The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon. 'See that axle
over      there?  Coat your gun with it.'
The young man went over to the can and smeared some of the grease on the barrel
his gun.
'No,' said the old-timer, 'I mean smear it all over the gun, handle and all.'
'Will      that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the young man.
'No,' said the old-timer, 'but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the piano,
gonna      shove that gun up your ass, and it won't hurt as much.
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