HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY!
*Subject:*: Truer words were never spoken
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*If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.*
~Jay Leno~
*The problem with political jokes is they get
elected.*
~Henry Cate, VII~
*We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great
ones to public office*
~Aesop~
*If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us
in these State of the Union speeches, there
wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.*
~Will Rogers~
*Politicians are the same all over. They promise
to build a bridge even where there is no river.*
~Nikita Khrushchev~
*When I was a boy I was told that anybody could
become President; I'm beginning to believe it.*
~Clarence Darrow~
*Why pay money to have your family tree traced;
go into politics and your opponents will do it
for you.*
~Author unknown~
*Politicians are people who, when they see light
at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some
more tunnel.*
~John Quinton~
*Politics is the gentle art of getting votes
from the poor and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.*
~Oscar Ameringer~
*I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will
stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling
the truth about them.*
~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952~
*A politician is a fellow who will lay down your
life for his country.*
~ Tex Guinan~
*I have come to the conclusion that politics is
too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.*
~Charles de Gaulle~
*Instead of giving a politician the keys to the
city, it might be better to change the locks.*
~Doug Larson~
*There ought to be one day - just one - when
there is open season on senators.*
~Will Rogers~
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