On 8/20/18, Carl Jarvis <carjar82@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Looks like I did it again. My great horse humor went into orbit and
never came down.
But here's a few choice? gems: .
What did the little pony say to the farmer?
I can't find my fodder.
What do you call a horse from Philadelphia?
A Filly.
They say I'm a Quarter Horse, the young colt said to the Arabian, "So
what's the rest of me?"
What was the name of the horse in the song, Jingle Bells?
Bob Tail. (Bells on Bob Tail ring, making spirits bright..."
If people have Horse Sense, do Horses have People Sense?
Speaking of Pegasus, did you ever see a Horse Fly?
If a Horse Fly lands on me, does that make it a People Fly?
And speaking of Flies, here's a tongue twister that has nothing to do
with Horses:
A flea and a fly in a flu,
Were imprisoned so what could they do.
Let us flea said the fly,
Let us fly said the Flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flu.
Carl Jarvis
On 8/19/18, Roger Loran Bailey <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
What did the horse say when he fell down? I've fallen and I can't
giddyup.
