Sexist implications? And also an example of our society's emphasis on youth,
beauty, and perfection? And doesn't that emphasis impact on the lives of
people with disabilities?
Miriam
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Subject: [blind-democracy] Re: Ducks - More Heavenly Humor
Dick Dick Dick, okay, so I laughed. But don't look out your front door.
There's a crowd of ugly women who are really pissed at you for
discriminating against them. In fact, old Saint Peter had better lay low
for a while, too.
Carl Jarvis
On 6/26/15, R. E. Driscoll Sr <llocsirdsr@xxxxxxx> wrote:
uglier woman.
*Subject:* Ducks
Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to heaven.
Upon arrival they discover the most beautiful golf course they have
ever seen. St. Peter tells them that they are all welcome to play the
course, but he cautions them that there is only one rule: Don't hit
the ducks in your first three months here.
The men all have blank expressions, and finally one of them asks, "The
ducks?"
"Yes", St. Peter replies, "There are millions of ducks walking around
the course and if one gets hit, he quacks then the one next to him
quacks and soon they're all quacking to beat the band and it really
breaks the tranquility. If you hit the ducks, you'll be punished,
otherwise everything is yours to enjoy."
Upon entering the course, the men noted that there were indeed large
numbers of ducks everywhere. Within fifteen minutes, one of the guys
hit a duck. Theduck quacked, the one next to it quacked and soon there
was a deafening roarof duck quacks.
St. Peter walked up with an extremely homely woman in tow and asks,
"Who hit the duck?"
The guy who had done it admitted, "I did."
St. Peter immediately pulled out a pair of handcuffs and cuffed the
man's right hand to the homely woman's left hand. "I told you not to
hit the ducks,", he said. Now you'll be handcuffed together for eternity."
The other two men were very cautious not to hit any ducks, but a
couple of weeks later, one of them accidentally did. The quacks were
as deafening as before and within minutes St. Peter walked up with an even
St.Peter cuffed the man's right hand to the homely woman's left hand.off.
"I told you not to hit the ducks," he said; "Now you'll be handcuffed
together for eternity."
The third man was extremely careful. Some days he wouldn't even move
for fear of even nudging a duck. After three months of this he still
hadn't hit a duck. St. Peter walked up to the man at the end of the
three months and had with him a knock-out gorgeous woman, the most
beautiful woman the man had ever seen. St. Peter smiled to the man and
then, without a word, handcuffed him to the beautiful woman and walked
The man, knowing that he would be handcuffed to this woman for
eternity, let out a contented sigh and wondered aloud,
"I wonder what I did to deserve this?"
The woman responds, "I don't know about you, but I hit a duck."
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