[bksvol-discuss] Re: same request different book
- From: Grandma Cindy <popularplace@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Sun, 19 Nov 2006 11:12:24 -0800 (PST)
Lissi,
I LOVE IT!! Where have you been hiding your talent??
With a big smile,
Cindy
--- Estelnalissi <airadil@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> Dear Kelly C and Booksharian Friends,
>
> Kelly, as I haven't gotten Jaywalking With the Irish
> /Back and your ,mammals are still roaming, what say
> we take our case to nationwide small claims court
> and see if judge Judy will ream out the volunteers
> who nipped away with our books. Who cares that they
> are probably not on the list and know nothing about
> our pleas to get our validations back. National
> attention might distract us from our frustration.
>
> We could put it to Doctor Phil and he would lecture
> us before millions of viewers on our need to take
> responsibility for our disorganization which caused
> our validation periods to lapse. He would point out
> we are justly suffering the consequences of our not
> taking control of our lives. But then would come the
> good part. He would offer us free, unlimited
> counseling and guidance by the nations leading
> experts in personal management skills.We could
> demand real limo transportation to and from every
> session and a meal afterwards at an upscale
> restaurant with the companion of our choice to
> unwind and process the new information we'd learned.
> Then, six months later, we'd get flown to a return
> . visit to the show where our accommodations would
> be top drawers...drawer. We could gleefully report
> that we had gotten excited about our lives. We could
> introduce Gustavo as our star expert who would rave
> about our promptness in renewing our books and sing
> the praises of our most stunning validations.
>
> But, why think small! Why not go straight to Oprah.
> We could make our case that having our validations
> ruthlessly ripped from us incomplete was a form of
> book abuse. Oprah is very sympathetic about anything
> relating to abuse or books. We could weep about the
> trauma we'd suffered and our inability to attain
> closure because we were unable to finish our
> validations. To lifet our morale and give us
> confidence and a new start, she would let us pick
> the next 2 Oprah selections. We'd get to interview
> our authors, field e mail from hundreds of thousands
> of readers enthralled with our selections. The
> publishers and authors would wine and dine us for
> the publicity we generated for their novels.We would
> finagle a few months of high paid work selecting the
> viewers who would appear on the show which would air
> at the end of the reading period. We'd turn down all
> bribes from fans wanting our endorsement to be on
> Oprah, but it wouldn't be our fault if expensive
> gifts of cash, jewelry, front row tickets to
> Broadway shows and game boy threes we can't see
> to play but we could sell 4 5 times their value were
> left on our porches. And, again, we'd be flown in
> for the culminating episode where a panel of
> viewers, we, the authors, and let us not forget
> Oprah, would discuss the book. We'd be celebrated as
> courageous individuals who had overcome book
> separation anxiety and risen above book
> abuse.
>
> Now, don't you hope we don't get our books back.
> We've not only found the silver lining, but have
> struck gold. Getting our books back could only spoil
> our grand plans. You are in on this with me, aren't
> you/?
>
> To the rest of you, don't you all go claiming
> someone has snagged your validations. First claimed,
> first famed and I'm only sharing with Kelly to avoid
> being perceived as opportunistic and greedy.
>
> Now, Pratik, you thought you had a monopoly on humor
> on this list. Some of our humorists are hibernating
> and we'll have to make way when their roused. I bet
> you're kicking yourself for not figuring out how to
> parlay a lost validation in to national recognition
> replete with perks. Or, maybe you're kicking
> yourself for reading this twaddle to the end.
>
> Always with love,
>
> Lissi
>
> If I need an excuse for the above, it could be I'm
> suffering hypothermia. My furnace is broken and it's
> way cold. My mind could be in that dreamy haze that
> comes before you drift off contented to sleep,
> forgetting you might freeze the rest of the way and
> not wake up. Actually, that isn't about to happen.
> I'm bundled up, staying busy until my Blackberry and
> I are picked up and taken to a friend's house in
> three hours, a house where the furnace works. Monday
> morning on their seventh stab at fixing my furnace,
> the guys are bringing 2 larger pipes they believe
> will fix the problem for good...I'd settle for 3
> consecutive days of heat, or If I want to go crazy
> optimistic, three consecutive toasty warm months!
>
>
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Kelly Carlson
> To: bksvol-discuss@freelist
>
> s.org ; Bookshare-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Sent: Sunday, November 19, 2006 12:12 AM
> Subject: [bksvol-discuss] same request different
> book
>
>
> I was working on Validating "World of Animals:
> Mammals (sea mammals)" or how ever it's writen. I
> again forgot my time expirred today and lost the
> book. Can who ever has it please release it so I can
> have it back again?
> Kelly C
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