Sarah, I laughed out loud reading your message about human readers ceasing to read when asked to repeat things over and over. Indeed, as you stated, "motherboards" are not built with a superior pronunciation dictionary. Furthermore, the fatherboard in this house was manufactured with a different dictionary than the motherboard, thus greatly annoying the daughterboard who demands consistency! She interrupts on whatever IRQ she can get in on, correcting, querying or attempting to modify the motherboard and fatherboard pronunciation dictionaries--among other applications--until one or both of them inevitably crash! I think the parentboards around here need an upgrade!!! Satauna