Shelley, that is just hilarious! I'm already a little slap-happy, probably
because I've been sitting at this PC almost all day long, I think. Anyway,
even if I weren't half brain-dead, I believe I would still say that's one of
the funniest things I've heard in a while! Have a great weekend, everyone!
Jana
Speaking of Marissa's experience.
Have any heard the joke about the three Labradors in the vets office?
Three Labradors are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office. The
Black lab turns to the chocolate lab, and asks "What are you in for?" The
Chocolate lab, says, "I am a chewer, I chew, up the furniture, I chew up the
legs of the table, I chew on clothes, so, sigh, I am here to get neutered."
"Boy that is to bad," said the black lab, and he turned to the yellow lab on
his right. "What are you in for?"
"I am a digger, I dig up the carpets, I dig in the yard, I even tried to dig
up the kitchen tile. So I am here to get neutered too." the yellow lab said
sadly.
"Boy that is too bad," said the black lab.
The yellow lab, turned to the black lad and said, "So what are you in here
for?"
"Well, " Said the black lab, "I am a humper, I hump everything in sight,
couch cushions, legs of tables, beds, counters you name it. This morning,
my owner, was in the shower, she got out, and bent over, to get something
off the floor, and I jumped on her, and started to hump."
"Oh, so are you here to get neutered too, then, I guess," said the chocolate
lab.
"Nope, I am here to get my nails trimmed." said the black lab.
Smile.
Shelley L. Rhodes and Judson, guiding golden juddysbuddy@xxxxxxxxxxxx Guide Dogs For the Blind Inc. Graduate Advisory Council www.guidedogs.com
The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs.
-- Vance Havner
----- Original Message ----- From: "Marissa Mika" <Marissa.M@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "Shelley L. Rhodes" <juddysbuddy@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
Cc: <bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Thursday, April 28, 2005 11:45 AM
Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: The Fair list
Hi Shelley,
I'd be more than happy to. I never quite figured out how to generate the query, so I'll find Gustavo at some point and ask him to show me how to do it. And again, bug me if you don't see it generated over the next week or so. I bet there's been a sizable dent made in it.
Working for Benetech has been extremely memorable, and I'll be leaving with a lot of good memories (as well as an incredible amount of patience!).
My favorite story to tell will probably be the day I went to pick up some digital books and found myself being mounted by someone's off-harness guide dog while I was on my hands and knees, plugging in the usb drive's power cord.
Best, Marissa
-----Original Message----- From: Shelley L. Rhodes [mailto:juddysbuddy@xxxxxxxxxxxx] Sent: Thursday, April 28, 2005 8:40 AM To: Marissa Mika; bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: The Fair list
Hey Marissa, we are going to miss you, and I hope that working for Benetech will be memorable, perhaps, smile.
Hey before you leave, smile, could you maybe update the "Fair list" smile. it has been six months, and wondering if we made a dent in it.
Thanks if you can and totally understand if you can't.
Shelley L. Rhodes and Judson, guiding golden juddysbuddy@xxxxxxxxxxxx Guide Dogs For the Blind Inc. Graduate Advisory Council www.guidedogs.com
The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs.
-- Vance Havner
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