[bksvol-discuss] Re: O.T.:Fw: Humor?????
- From: "Evan Reese" <mentat1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 12 Sep 2006 14:11:09 -0700
The details are not as important as the punch line, which could apply to most
politicians of any stripe.
----- Original Message -----
From: Amy Goldring Tajalli
To: bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Tuesday, September 12, 2006 2:04 PM
Subject: [bksvol-discuss] O.T.:Fw: Humor?????
Those of you who are republicans I assume Have tough skins or a good sense of
humor or you would not have survoved this long so I hope you enjoy this along
with the rest of us.
Amy
----- Original Message -----
From: Bruce Stigers
To: Amy
Sent: Monday, September 11, 2006 8:51 PM
Subject: Humor?????
While walking down the street one day a US senator (Republican) is tragically
hit by a
truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is
a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so
we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the man. After all, I'm a Republican!
"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have
you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to
spend eternity."
"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the senator.
After all, I know George Bush!
"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."
And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down,
down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green
golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse. Standing in front of it are all
his friends and other Republican politicians who had worked with him.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his
hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the
expense of the people.
They play a friendly game of golf; and then dine on lobster, caviar and
champagne.
Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good
time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before
he realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises...
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is
waiting for him.
"Now it's time to visit heaven."
So, 24 hours pass with the Senator joining a group of contented Democrat
souls moving
from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time.
Before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose
your eternity."
The Republican Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I
would never have
said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be
better off in hell."
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.
Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land
covered with waste and garbage.
He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it
in black bags as more trash falls from above.
The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. "I don't
understand," stammers the Republican Senator. "Yesterday I was here and
there was a
golf course and clubhouse. We ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne,
danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage
and my friends look miserable. What happened?"
The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning......
Today you voted."
The Bruce Person
acibus Texo, ergo sum
I knit, therefore I am
Other related posts:
