[bksvol-discuss] Re: O T sensative information for Ernie
- From: Julie & Miss Mercy <mercy421@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Mon, 25 Sep 2006 15:00:56 -0400
Oh, this was wonderful! I needed the laugh! Take care.
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Estelnalissi wrote:
Dear Ernie,
To set your mind at ease, your check for fifty cents is ensconced in a
vault at an undisclosed location being protected round the clock by 2
former SWAT team good guy goons while the FBI assists me in discovering
your. Whereabouts. When your precise location has been triangulated
within 2 centimeters, a contingent of Federal Agents will call on you. .
Be prepared to submit to a search of your person and premises for your
own protection, and to present your social security card, a photo id,
and a DNA sample! Once these have been verified, and a background check
completed, say in five to 8 months, an armored truck with a police
escort will be dispatched to deliver your check. The streets within a
three mile radius of your home will be cleared of civilian and motor
traffic and residents will remain in doors. Once law enforcement is
satisfied that the area is secured, the transfer will take place. In
recognition of your contribution to society for validating Transcendence
you will be given plain clothes and uniformed police protection on route
to your bank to deposit said check.
Thus you are provided with sufficient time to engage a counselor to
guide you in coping with the hoards of hangers on who will attempt to
claim a portion of your windfall by means from the sinister to the
mellow dramatic. It is highly recommended that you engage the services
of a trustworthy financial manager to get the highest yield for your
acquisition. Professionals whose services are billed at between 600 and
1000 dollars an hour have experience assisting those such as yourself
who have come upon sudden wealth.
It was my pleasure to assist you in this endeavor. It is the farthest
thing from my mind to expect a per centage of your well earned cash
award for the small but pivotal role I played. Of course a gift would be
appreciated, but certainly not expected.
Always with love,
Lissi
----- Original Message -----
*From:* k4zq <mailto:k4zq@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
*To:* books ` list <mailto:bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
*Sent:* Monday, September 25, 2006 4:32 AM
*Subject:* [bksvol-discuss] Eddings
Evan,
I finally got it together here. It took a major system restore, and
I'll probably never know exactly what the problem was. Suffice it
to say, it's gone.
When you are ready to send those Eddings books up, let me know and
I'll validate 'em.
I looked for transention, and it was gone, so apparently somebody
has it. Great, and sorry I couldn't get it uploaded.
Peace,
Ernie
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