[bksvol-discuss] O. T. favorite Christmas cookies

  • From: "tom hawkins" <tjhawk1@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Fri, 16 Dec 2005 22:52:39 -0800

Passed onto me sounds like a great recipe, no doubt some of you have seen it 
before.  Merry Christmas, Tom.

      Subject: Christmas Cookies

      Thought you might enjoy a copy of my favorite Christmas cookie recipe:

               1 cup of water
               1 tsp. baking soda
               1 cup of sugar
               1 tsp. salt
               1 cup of brown sugar
               lemon juice
               4 large eggs
               1 cup nuts
               2 cups of dried fruit
               1  bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

      Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo 
again, to be sure it is of the highest quality.  Pour one level cup and drink.  
Turn on the electric mixer.  Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.  
Add one teaspoon of sugar.  Beat again.  At this point it's best to make sure 
the Cuervo is still OK. Try another cup...just in case.  Turn off the mixerer 
thingy.  Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. 
Pick the flinging  fruit off floor.  Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets 
stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo 
to check for tonsisticity.
      Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.  Check 
the Jose Cuervo.  Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.  Add one 
table.  Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.  Greash
      the oven.  Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't 
forget to beat off the turner.   Finally, throw the bowl through the window, 
finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.



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