Script: The 3 Vs. 1000 Skit
Tip: Ad-libbing the entire conversation works better than memorized lines.
The flow should go something like this:
*Three scouts limp and stumble onstage. They are soldiers that have just
survived a horrific battle.*
Soldier #1: What a battle!
Soldier #2: What amazing odds! And, to think we survived!
Soldier #3: Yeah, THREE against A THOUSAND – simply amazing!
Soldier #4: We never should have attempted it. THREE against A THOUSAND and
we’re still here to tell about it.
Soldier #2: That’s enough fighting for me. I’m retiring from the army.
Fighting THREE against A THOUSAND has completely worn me out.
Soldier #3: Me too. I think we’ve made a name for ourselves. THREE against
A THOUSAND – I still can’t believe it!
Soldier #1: OK, I’ll quit too. You know, those were the toughest THREE guys
I’ve ever fought against!
On Wed, Sep 29, 2021 at 7:24 PM Maria Ellsberry <maria.ellsberry@xxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
i thought we were meeting at 7:30? unless I was mistaken this time
On Wed, Sep 29, 2021 at 7:19 PM Allen Lee <allenthelee@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Did you guys finish the zoom meeting already?
On Sep 29, 2021, at 7:01 PM, Maria Ellsberry <maria.ellsberry@xxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
COB Advisor - Mia Ellsberry is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting.
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