[bcbirdclub] Happy Thanksgiving
- From: "Roger Mayhorn" <rmayhorn@xxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "BCBC Listserve" <bcbirdclub@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 25 Nov 2010 08:28:30 -0500
Thanks to Steve Sweeney for forwarding me the following.
Roger Mayhorn
TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
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> BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
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> I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
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> I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
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> THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
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> THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
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> BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
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> WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.
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> TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,
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> THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
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> SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
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> AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
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> GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
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> PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.
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> I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
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> 'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
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> I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY,
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> WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
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> BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
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> HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.
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> MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
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> MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
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> MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
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> MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS.
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> MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
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> MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!!
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> HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL
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