Sam > Crap. You have just described me to a T Christine. Ms Politically Correct > must be me! Well, except for the gym thing. Oh, and the AM/PM thing. More > of a JJJ person myself, but I guess that is just as bad. And they must never say 'crap' in a public forum! If you just admit to singing along with "What about me" as well (do they play THAT on JJJ? They certainly don't on Coast FM), we may see our way to granting you associate membership of the politically incorrect club. But you must understand, it is important that you swap from that green bag to something unobtrusive if you want to graduate to full membership. Of course there are standards you can achieve after full membership - true initiations where you overcome deeply embedded social conditioning and face your worst fears. Trials include leaving that bit of sloppy dog poo behind when no-one is looking, parking regularly in supermarket disabled parking spots, going through the '8 items only' queue with 9 items, and admitting to at least one person that you secretly admire Pauline Hanson. Go on, try it! Christine ************************************************** To post a message to austechwriter, send the message to austechwriter@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx To subscribe to austechwriter, send a message to austechwriter-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with "subscribe" in the Subject field. To unsubscribe, send a message to austechwriter-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with "unsubscribe" in the Subject field. To search the austechwriter archives, go to www.freelists.org/archives/austechwriter To contact the list administrator, send a message to austechwriter-admins@xxxxxxxxxxxxx **************************************************