[adeel420] unsubscribing instructions
- From: Mohammed Shaqeel <mshaqeel@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: adeel420@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Sun, 29 Sep 2002 22:19:25 +0100 (BST)
Though I know you all enjoy being on this list, should
you
ever want to unsubscribe from it please follow these
simple instructions.
To unsubscribe from this service you must first
purchase a
Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation
Unit.
The unit can be obtained from most hardware stores and
dental clinics. Be sure to obtain the proper permits
to
operate the unit from the Nuclear Regulatory
Commission
and the Food and Drug Administration in Washington
D.C.
USA.
Be sure to carefully unpack the kit and place each
component in its accompanying mesh safety bag. Mount
the
Pershing DF4 mesinator on top of the perforated
Gerring
Mach 77 refibulator and attach them using the
eight-millimetre torque fork. Be sure that the
refibulator is mounted at a 66 degree angle and
properly
dispersed so that it is flush with the curved section
of
the Pyrex thistle tube. Place the four sections of
the
triangular separation gear into the posture cylinder
and
lock them into place using the band aid adhesive
strip.
Insert the wiggling pin into the wobbling hole, making
sure that it seated correctly. Place the D cell
battery
and the eleven 9 volt batteries in the power chamber.
The device should be calibrated before operation using
the
optional digital corkscrew accessory pack prior to
operation. Insert the digital corkscrew through the
electronic combustion service chamber using caution
not to
touch the reinforced tungsten igniter control module
and
quickly turn the inverter drive to 28.6 degrees. Turn
the
Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation
Unit
upside down and hit the bottom plate with a 48-ounce
ball-peen hammer while shaking the unit vigorously.
Force
open the door to the incineration valve compartment
and
set the pressure gauge to 719 psi. Close the door and
seal it shut with duct tape. The unit should now be
properly calibrated and ready to use.
Before activating the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable
Subscription Cancellation Unit, you must first elevate
it
to a height of 229 feet above sea level to insure that
the
unit receives the proper oxygen level and barometric
pressure. Point the aerial to 17 degrees north by
Northeast to within the parameters of the Telstar GS-2
weather satellite and apply pressure to the wing shaft
on
the southern most section of the modular accelerator.
Using the special ratchet adapter supplied with the
unit,
rotate the heater core to the "on" position.
The "on" position has been obtained when the green
light
begins to flash, signifying that the red light is
about to
go off. Once the red light is off, flip the toggle
switch
labelled "ON/OFF" to the "ON" position and count to 47
before logging on to the system.
Logon using your username and password and wait for
the
prompt. Once prompted you must check the box with the
appropriate action you wish to take and then press the
pressure release button and turn off the compressor
while
turning the hand crank at 231 meters per minute.
Next,
press control, alt, delete, caps lock, shift, number
lock,
escape and tab simultaneously.
Press enter.
You will have one second to complete the procedure.
If
you fail to respond in the time limit allowed, simply
purchase a new Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription
Cancellation Unit and start from the beginning.
Please remember that this is the only way we will
accept
for you to unsubscribe from this service. We have
made
every attempt to simplify the procedure for your
convenience. Failure to comply with the unsubscribe
policy will result in immediate termination of your
subscription so please follow the above directions
closely.
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