[adeel420] XXX Favorite colour determines sexiness

From: LTC <mshaqeel@xxxxxxxxxxx>
To: adeel420@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: Thu, 5 Dec 2002 00:29:03 +0000 (GMT)

Red:
People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack.
They are easily aroused and
enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual
spark is ignited, it may take
hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the
ensuing erotica could make
Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be
aggressors and weaker colors
should be aware.

Yellow:
If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are
complex and turn toward the
adaptable. In most cases the person will consent to
the stronger partner's
desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex
to the fullest, but you
will never turn down an invitation from somebody you
enjoy or admire.

Pink:
Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in
sexual matters: women tend
to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver.
In some cases they flaunt
their femininity -- but because they secretly hate
men. A great percentage of
prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who
like pink are the
philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will
make three dates for the
same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick up a
dish in some bar instead.
Women whose husbands like pink should keep a secret
nest egg

Purple:
Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be
too sophisticated for a
fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who
hate to mess their hair.
Men are business-like in their approach to lovemaking.
In both sexes purple
partners are more concerned with their fulfillment
than anyone else's
gratification.

Black:
Black color preferences point to black sex (not
necessarily meaning black
partners). These people are the misfits of the sex
world and seek out each other
in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are
usually masochistic or
sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often
perform at their peak when
under stress or during unhappy times. Police
psychiatrists claim that sex
offenders prefer the color black. And it is no
coincidence that the uniform of
mobsters and teenage gangs is black attire.

Green:
Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their
approach to sex. Women
who love green will always make love like virgins all
their life. And a man may
always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a
charming and endearing sort of
way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If
chosen as a mate, one will
never need worry about infidelity.

Orange:
Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual
fantasies. The sex act is regarded
as a dramatic one-act play in which they are the star.
Foreplay is as important
as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings,
meaningless dialogue; they feel
it is their image. Orange people often do not
experience orgasm -- but they put
on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their partner's
hair, and women leave red
welts on the sex partner's back.

Brown:
If you love brown, you're a real treasure for the
right mate. Brown lovers tend
to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and
desires of their partners. Sex
is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you can't say "I love
you" often enough.
Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching
snowflakes on their
tongue is a turn-on to a lover of brown. They need
lots of time and privacy to
make love. But their emotions are such that one harsh
word could end the affair.

Gray:
The color gray is preferred by people who are
indecisive. They can't get excited
about anything -- including color -- so they choose a
noncommittal shade. Men
who prefer gray look at sex as a way of relieving
tension -- but nothing more,
nothing less. It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Women
don't make love, they have
intercourse. And for one of two reasons only: to
accommodate their mate, or to
become pregnant. They count the cracks in the bedroom
plaster until the sex act
is over with and done. But when teamed with another
color, the gray spouse
considers the other's infidelity a blessing. When a
gray marries another gray,
the marriage is made in heaven.

Blue:
Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are
affectionate and sensitive
to their partner's needs. They consider love making a
fine art and their
approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like
concert pianists, delicately
ravaging their partner like they would play a baby
grand. Women in the blue
category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting
partners but their passion
may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery
aggression. Both women and men
enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as
much as the sex act itself.
In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate -- never
seeking outside
interests.

White:
If a person is infatuated with white, sex often seems
filthy. These people are
puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and
to make love in the
daylight is unheard of. Women who love white will
undress beneath the covers.
Men will shower before and after the sex act. These
people still use pet names
for their genitals.
 

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