[adeel420] Paddy Jokes
- From: LTC <mshaqeel@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: adeel420@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Sun, 8 Dec 2002 23:04:58 +0000 (GMT)
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Paddy goes to the doctor
An Irish bloke goes to the Doctor. "Dactor, it's me
arse. I'd loik ya ta
take a look, if ya woot. Oi'm in acony."
So the Doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a
look. "Incredible",
he says, "There is a £20 note lodged up here".
Tentatively the Doctor
eases the twenty out of the Paddy's arse, and then a
£10 appears. "This
is amazing" exclaims the Doctor "What do you want me
to do?"
"Well fur Gads sake get it out, man" shrieks the
patient.
The Doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty
appears, and another.
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. How
moch is dare, den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash. £1990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit. I
knew I wasn't feeling too grand"
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Paddy at the morgue
Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly, so
the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His
two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for.
Seamus went in first and the mortician pulled back the
sheet. Seamus said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll
him over". So the mortician rolled him over.
Seamus looked and said "Nope, it ain't Paddy". The
mortician thought that was rather strange and then he
brought Sean in to identify the body. Sean took
a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad,
roll him over". The mortician rolled him over and Sean
looked down and said, "No, it ain't Paddy". The
mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Sean said, "Well,
Paddy had two arseholes." "What, he had two
arseholes???" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew
he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town,
folks would say, "Here comes Paddy with them two
arseholes!"...
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