----- Original Message ----- From: "Chris W." <cwilliamson1@xxxxxxxxxx> To: "Blind Friends" <blind-friends@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Saturday, June 22, 2002 4:07 PM Subject: Senility Prayer > God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the > good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the > difference. > > Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered: > > 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. > 2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. > 3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart. > 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded... > 5. If all is not lost, where is it? > 6. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. > 7. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the > bathroom. > 8. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees. > 9. It's not hard to meet expenses ... they're everywhere. > 10. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter...I go > somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after. > > Now I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or 6, maybe 10, Oh phooey, > send it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are. > Then something is supposed to happen I think. Maybe you get your memory > back. > _________________________________________________________________ > If you are into Antique Glass doorknobs or Indian Moccasins, then we have an > auction for you this week! 06/21/2002 > http://cgi6.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&userid=sharo > n-joseph&include=0&since=-1&sort=3&rows=25 > Feel free to add this Web Site to your favorites or even pass it to your > friends, for we are almost always selling something! > > > Take Care & Have A Very Special Day, :-) > > Chris W. > > > > >