[adeel420] Fw: Do you have AAADD?
- From: "Sean Randall" <Shwatscoff@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <adeel420@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 20 Oct 2002 23:36:49 +0100
----- Original Message -----
From: "Chris W." <day_dreamer_icq@xxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Friday, June 07, 2002 9:56 PM
Subject: Do you have AAADD?
> I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.!
>
> Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it goes: I decided
to
> wash the car.
>
> I start toward the garage.
>
> And notice the mail on the table.
>
> Ok, I'm going to wash the car.
>
> But first I'm going to go through the mail.
>
> I lay the car keys down on the desk. Discard the junk mail.
>
> And notice the trash can is full.
>
> Ok, I'll just put the bills on my desk.
>
> And take the trash can out.
>
> And since I'm going to be near the mailbox anyway, I'll pay these few
bills
> first.
>
> Now, where is my check book?
>
> Oops, there's only one check left.
>
> My extra checks are in my desk. Oh, there's the coke I was drinking.
>
> I'm going to look for those checks.
>
> But first I need to put my coke further away from the computer.
>
> Ok, maybe I'll pop it into the fridge to keep it cold for awhile.
>
> I head towards the kitchen
>
> My flowers catch my eye, they need some water.
>
> I set the coke on the counter.
>
> And uh oh!
>
> There are my glasses. I was looking for them all morning!
>
> I'd better put them away first.
>
> I fill a container with water and head for the flower pots---
>
> Aaaaaaagh! Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen.
>
> I'll never think to look in the kitchen tonight when I want to watch TV
>
> so I'd better put it on top of the TV set where it belongs.
>
> I splash some water into the pots and onto the floor.
>
> I throw the remote onto a soft cushion on the sofa. And I head back down
the
> hall trying to figure out what it was I was
>
> going to do.
>
> I realize at the end of my day:
>
> The car isn't washed. The bills are unpaid. The coke is sitting on the
> kitchen counter. The flowers are half watered. The check book still only
has
> one check in it. And I can't seem to find my car keys!
>
> When I try to figure out how come nothing got done today,
>
> I'm baffled because - I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY LONG!!! I realize this is
a
> serious condition and I'll get help............ BUT FIRST I think I'll
check
> my email.........
>
>
>
> Take Care & Have A Very Special Day, :-)
>
> Chris W.
>
>
>
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