[adaptivetec] Re: My Apologies to all RE: [Pauls_funnies] A BLIND MAN
- From: "Rob Simon" <rob.c.simon@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: <adaptivetec@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "'Eric Mazariegos'" <emazarie@xxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 27 Apr 2010 12:27:54 -0700
thanks Armando
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From: Armando Garcia
To: adaptivetec@xxxxxxxxxxxxx ; 'Eric Mazariegos'
Cc: 'Amanda Bybee'
Sent: Tuesday, April 27, 2010 12:03 PM
Subject: [adaptivetec] My Apologies to all RE: [Pauls_funnies] A BLIND MAN
Hello Everyone,
I would like to sincerely apologize to all. This crude joke was targeted for
one of my friends. Yes, I some how mis-keyed and accidently selected the
list-serve. I hope that I did not offend any one with this error.
Once again my deepest apologies to all.
Armando D. Garcia
Counselor for the Low Vision & Blind
Center for Independent Living (CIL)
2539 Telegraph Avenue
Berkeley, CA 94704
Tel.(510) 841-4776
Fax (510) 841-6168
agarcia@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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To: Eric Mazariegos
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Subject: [adaptivetec] [Pauls_funnies] A BLIND MAN
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Subject: [Pauls_funnies] A BLIND MAN
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A Blind Man
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.
The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands
him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu.
Just
bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I'll smell it and order
from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish
pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table
and
hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a
deep breath. "Ahh, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed
potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards
the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her
what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly
brings
him a menu again. "Sir, remember ? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry, I
didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner again
retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another
deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I'll take the
macaroni and cheese with broccoli." Once again walking away in
disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him
and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going
to test him. The blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming
and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Amy, rub this fork on your
panties before I take it to the blind man." Amy complies and hands her
husband the fork back. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the
owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered
you and I already have the fork ready for you." The blind man puts the
fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says,
"Hey! I didn't know that Amy worked here!"
What's 10 inches long, 2 inches thick, and starts with a P?
A really good crap.
What is the definition of Confidence?
When your wife catches you in bed with another woman & you slap her on the
ass & say, "You're next!"
Q: What's the best way to give your dog a bone?
A: Tickle his balls!
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Paul
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