The novelty wears off quickly. I'd gladly give up corny personality and super lame jokes for enhanced capability and better voice recognition. -----Original Message----- From: accessible-ios-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:accessible-ios-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Donna Sent: Sunday, June 30, 2013 9:18 AM To: accessible-ios@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: accessible-iOS Re: Siri is funny The funniest response that I have gotten from Seri was... I was visiting a friend, who lives in a rural area. We were discussing her adult daughter's upcoming birthday and ideas of a present. I pulled out my iPhone and asked Seri where Ii could purchase a camera? Seri responded with a question... She asked What's wrong with the camera in your hand!!! HaaHaa! Guess Seri has to promote the iPhones camera... Another HaaHaa experience with Seri, came after I had let my 17 year old use my iPhone... I was bored and was just asking Seri random questions. My first question to here was Where do you live Seri? She responded I live with you B*tch! Until this point I didn't realize that my son had changed the name in which Seri is to call me. Donna > Tried telling Siri that you love her or asking her to marry you. That's get > some quite interesting responses. Also, ask her where the iPhone is made all > the best smartphone on the market is. > > Sent from my iPhone > > On 30 Jun 2013, at 16:25, Chela Robles <cdrobles693@xxxxxxxxx> wrote: > >> LOL! >> Someone should seriously make a book of Sirianisms at least the funny ones! >> Very comical! >> >> -- >> Teachers have a sacred task: >> It is to give children the skills to understand the world and an expectation >> that the world is a trustworthy place; that it is full of light, and love, >> and music and that each student deserves--and will have--their own place in >> it and the chance to play their own song. >> And, as much of these expectations are transmitted non-verbally—and in >> Chela’s case--out of sight…it is the voice and touch of a Teacher that sheds >> light on what the world can be. >> Academics—and no one will ever change my mind on this—take a distant >> second place. —Dr. Bil Hawkins >> -- >> Chela Robles a Nationally Certified person in Customer Service, >> certified by the National Retail Federation Foundation (NRF): >> http://www.nrffoundation.com/ >> E-mail: cdrobles693@xxxxxxxxx >> Windows Live Messenger: cdrobles693@xxxxxxxxxxx >> Skype: jazzytrumpet >> I volunteer for Bookshare, to find out more and to volunteer with >> us,visit: http://www.bookshare.org/ Need more space, come join >> dropbox and start with two gigs of free space and 500 Megabytes as is >> this is my referral link to you: http://db.tt/XpUTe0E >> -- >> >> On 6/30/2013 7:53 AM, Sophie Trist wrote: >>> I often cut up with Siri. If you ask the right questions, her >>> responses will be awesome. Once, I asked her if she was an alien, >>> and she replied, "We're talking about you, Sophie, not me." Another >>> time, I jokingly asked Siri where I could dispose of a dead body. >>> She then asked if I was looking for a reservoir, a landfill, or a >>> swamp! :) >>> >>> ----- Original Message ----- >>> From: Alice Dampman Humel <alicedh@xxxxxxxxxxx >>> To: accessible-ios@xxxxxxxxxxxxx >>> Date sent: Sun, 30 Jun 2013 10:37:33 -0400 >>> Subject: accessible-iOS Re: Siri is funny >>> >>> I thought it was hilarious, as was her comment that she wished she could >>> ski after predicting snow! >>> Can't wait to have Siri.there are all kinds of funny youTube videos with >>> Siri, some funnier than others. >>> Then there's the Big Bang Theory episode in which Raj basically falls in >>> love with Siri.her answers are great, and somehow, Apple found the perfect >>> synthetic voice for her, almost human, perhaps more human than human, but >>> still mechanical, well, probably more accurately, digital.it's great! >>> Alice >>> On Jun 30, 2013, at 10:19 AM, Chela Robles <cdrobles693@xxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>> >>> What I think is funny is the way she responded, the last line where she >>> says "Where I am from that would be considered hot," I based it off where >>> she is from, not where I'm from. Sorry if it is too dry for you. >>> >>> -- >>> Teachers have a sacred task: >>> It is to give children the skills to understand the world and an >>> expectation that the world is a trustworthy place; that it is full of >>> light, and love, and music and that each student deserves--and will >>> have--their own place in it and the chance to play their own song. >>> And, as much of these expectations are transmitted non-verbally-and in >>> Chela's case--out of sight.it is the voice and touch of a Teacher that >>> sheds light on what the world can be. >>> Academics-and no one will ever change my mind on this-take a distant >>> second place. -Dr. Bil Hawkins >>> -- >>> Chela Robles a Nationally Certified person in Customer Service, >>> certified by the National Retail Federation Foundation (NRF): >>> http://www.nrffoundation.com/ >>> E-mail: cdrobles693@xxxxxxxxx >>> Windows Live Messenger: cdrobles693@xxxxxxxxxxx >>> Skype: jazzytrumpet >>> I volunteer for Bookshare, to find out more and to volunteer with >>> us,visit: http://www.bookshare.org/ Need more space, come join >>> dropbox and start with two gigs of free space and 500 Megabytes as >>> is this is my referral link to you: http://db.tt/XpUTe0E >>> -- >>> >>> On 6/29/2013 11:01 PM, jessica brown wrote: >>> What is funny about that? You asked her a question and she answered you. >>> >>> ----- Original Message ----- >>> From: Chela Robles <cdrobles693@xxxxxxxxx >>> To: accessible-ios@xxxxxxxxxxxxx >>> Date sent: Sat, 29 Jun 2013 21:59:49 -0700 >>> Subject: accessible-iOS Siri is funny >>> >>> Hi it is Chela so I ask Siri if it's going to be hot again tomorrow >>> and I laughed at its response. >>> Should have specified location but it already knows my location so >>> she said, "It should get to about 100 degrees. >>> Where I am from that would be considered hot." >>> Lol! How's that for laughs? That was my first time using Siri! Guess >>> it thought I needed that laugh. >>> >>> -- >>> -- >>> Teachers have a sacred task: >>> It is to give children the skills to understand the world and an >>> expectation that the world is a trustworthy place; that it is full of >>> light, and love, and music and that each student deserves--and will >>> have--their own place in it and the chance to play their own song. >>> And, as much of these expectations are transmitted non-verbally?nd in >>> Chela? case--out of sight?t is the voice and touch of a Teacher that sheds >>> light on what the world can be. >>> Academics?nd no one will ever change my mind on this?ake a distant >>> second place. ?r. Bil Hawkins >>> -- >>> Chela Robles a Nationally Certified person in Customer Service, >>> certified by the National Retail Federation Foundation (NRF): >>> http://www.nrffoundation.com/ >>> E-mail: cdrobles693@xxxxxxxxx >>> Windows Live Messenger: cdrobles693@xxxxxxxxxxx >>> Skype: jazzytrumpet >>> I volunteer for Bookshare, to find out more and to volunteer with >>> us,visit: http://www.bookshare.org/ Need more space, come join >>> dropbox and start with two gigs of free space and 500 Megabytes as >>> is this is my referral link to you: http://db.tt/XpUTe0E >>> -- >>> >>> With questions, concerns or issues not related to the topics >>> discussed on list please email the list admin to: >>> beto.arreola22@xxxxxxxxx, or on skype at betoa221, or on twitter: >>> betoa221 >>> >>> To subscribe to the list send message to >>> accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with subscribe on the subject line. >>> >>> To unsubscribe from the list please send message to >>> accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with unsubscribe in the subject line. >>> >>> To adjust your membership options please visit: >>> //www.freelists.org/list/accessible-ios >>> >>> With questions, concerns or issues not related to the topics >>> discussed on list please email the list admin to: >>> beto.arreola22@xxxxxxxxx, or on skype at betoa221, or on twitter: >>> betoa221 >>> >>> To subscribe to the list send message to >>> accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with subscribe on the subject line. >>> >>> To unsubscribe from the list please send message to >>> accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with unsubscribe in the subject line. >>> >>> To adjust your membership options please visit: >>> //www.freelists.org/list/accessible-ios >>> . >>> >>> >>> With questions, concerns or issues not related to the topics >>> discussed on list please email the list admin to: >>> beto.arreola22@xxxxxxxxx, or on skype at betoa221, or on twitter: >>> betoa221 >>> >>> To subscribe to the list send message to >>> accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with subscribe on the subject line. >>> >>> To unsubscribe from the list please send message to >>> accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with unsubscribe in the subject line. >>> >>> To adjust your membership options please visit: >>> //www.freelists.org/list/accessible-ios >>> >>> >>> With questions, concerns or issues not related to the topics >>> discussed on list please email the list admin to: >>> beto.arreola22@xxxxxxxxx, or on skype at betoa221, or on twitter: >>> betoa221 >>> >>> To subscribe to the list send message to >>> accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with subscribe on the subject line. >>> >>> To unsubscribe from the list please send message to >>> accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with unsubscribe in the subject line. >>> >>> To adjust your membership options please visit: >>> //www.freelists.org/list/accessible-ios >> >> With questions, concerns or issues not related to the topics >> discussed on list please email the list admin to: >> beto.arreola22@xxxxxxxxx, or on skype at betoa221, or on twitter: >> betoa221 >> >> To subscribe to the list send message to >> accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with subscribe on the subject line. >> >> To unsubscribe from the list please send message to >> accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with unsubscribe in the subject line. >> >> To adjust your membership options please visit: >> //www.freelists.org/list/accessible-ios > With questions, concerns or issues not related to the topics discussed > on list please email the list admin to: beto.arreola22@xxxxxxxxx, or > on skype at betoa221, or on twitter: betoa221 > > To subscribe to the list send message to accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > with subscribe on the subject line. > > To unsubscribe from the list please send message to > accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with unsubscribe in the subject line. > > To adjust your membership options please visit: > //www.freelists.org/list/accessible-ios With questions, concerns or issues not related to the topics discussed on list please email the list admin to: beto.arreola22@xxxxxxxxx, or on skype at betoa221, or on twitter: betoa221 To subscribe to the list send message to accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with subscribe on the subject line. 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