accessible-iOS Re: Siri is funny
- From: Cristóbal <crismunoz54@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: <accessible-ios@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 30 Jun 2013 10:56:43 -0700
The novelty wears off quickly. I'd gladly give up corny personality and super
lame jokes for enhanced capability and better voice recognition.
-----Original Message-----
From: accessible-ios-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:accessible-ios-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Donna
Sent: Sunday, June 30, 2013 9:18 AM
To: accessible-ios@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: accessible-iOS Re: Siri is funny
The funniest response that I have gotten from Seri was...
I was visiting a friend, who lives in a rural area. We were discussing her
adult daughter's upcoming birthday and ideas of a present. I pulled out my
iPhone and asked Seri where Ii could purchase a camera? Seri responded with a
question... She asked What's wrong with the camera in your hand!!! HaaHaa!
Guess Seri has to promote the iPhones camera...
Another HaaHaa experience with Seri, came after I had let my 17 year old use my
iPhone...
I was bored and was just asking Seri random questions. My first question to
here was Where do you live Seri? She responded I live with you B*tch! Until
this point I didn't realize that my son had changed the name in which Seri is
to call me.
Donna
> Tried telling Siri that you love her or asking her to marry you. That's get
> some quite interesting responses. Also, ask her where the iPhone is made all
> the best smartphone on the market is.
>
> Sent from my iPhone
>
> On 30 Jun 2013, at 16:25, Chela Robles <cdrobles693@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
>> LOL!
>> Someone should seriously make a book of Sirianisms at least the funny ones!
>> Very comical!
>>
>> --
>> Teachers have a sacred task:
>> It is to give children the skills to understand the world and an expectation
>> that the world is a trustworthy place; that it is full of light, and love,
>> and music and that each student deserves--and will have--their own place in
>> it and the chance to play their own song.
>> And, as much of these expectations are transmitted non-verbally—and in
>> Chela’s case--out of sight…it is the voice and touch of a Teacher that sheds
>> light on what the world can be.
>> Academics—and no one will ever change my mind on this—take a distant
>> second place. —Dr. Bil Hawkins
>> --
>> Chela Robles a Nationally Certified person in Customer Service,
>> certified by the National Retail Federation Foundation (NRF):
>> http://www.nrffoundation.com/
>> E-mail: cdrobles693@xxxxxxxxx
>> Windows Live Messenger: cdrobles693@xxxxxxxxxxx
>> Skype: jazzytrumpet
>> I volunteer for Bookshare, to find out more and to volunteer with
>> us,visit: http://www.bookshare.org/ Need more space, come join
>> dropbox and start with two gigs of free space and 500 Megabytes as is
>> this is my referral link to you: http://db.tt/XpUTe0E
>> --
>>
>> On 6/30/2013 7:53 AM, Sophie Trist wrote:
>>> I often cut up with Siri. If you ask the right questions, her
>>> responses will be awesome. Once, I asked her if she was an alien,
>>> and she replied, "We're talking about you, Sophie, not me." Another
>>> time, I jokingly asked Siri where I could dispose of a dead body.
>>> She then asked if I was looking for a reservoir, a landfill, or a
>>> swamp! :)
>>>
>>> ----- Original Message -----
>>> From: Alice Dampman Humel <alicedh@xxxxxxxxxxx
>>> To: accessible-ios@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>> Date sent: Sun, 30 Jun 2013 10:37:33 -0400
>>> Subject: accessible-iOS Re: Siri is funny
>>>
>>> I thought it was hilarious, as was her comment that she wished she could
>>> ski after predicting snow!
>>> Can't wait to have Siri.there are all kinds of funny youTube videos with
>>> Siri, some funnier than others.
>>> Then there's the Big Bang Theory episode in which Raj basically falls in
>>> love with Siri.her answers are great, and somehow, Apple found the perfect
>>> synthetic voice for her, almost human, perhaps more human than human, but
>>> still mechanical, well, probably more accurately, digital.it's great!
>>> Alice
>>> On Jun 30, 2013, at 10:19 AM, Chela Robles <cdrobles693@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>
>>> What I think is funny is the way she responded, the last line where she
>>> says "Where I am from that would be considered hot," I based it off where
>>> she is from, not where I'm from. Sorry if it is too dry for you.
>>>
>>> --
>>> Teachers have a sacred task:
>>> It is to give children the skills to understand the world and an
>>> expectation that the world is a trustworthy place; that it is full of
>>> light, and love, and music and that each student deserves--and will
>>> have--their own place in it and the chance to play their own song.
>>> And, as much of these expectations are transmitted non-verbally-and in
>>> Chela's case--out of sight.it is the voice and touch of a Teacher that
>>> sheds light on what the world can be.
>>> Academics-and no one will ever change my mind on this-take a distant
>>> second place. -Dr. Bil Hawkins
>>> --
>>> Chela Robles a Nationally Certified person in Customer Service,
>>> certified by the National Retail Federation Foundation (NRF):
>>> http://www.nrffoundation.com/
>>> E-mail: cdrobles693@xxxxxxxxx
>>> Windows Live Messenger: cdrobles693@xxxxxxxxxxx
>>> Skype: jazzytrumpet
>>> I volunteer for Bookshare, to find out more and to volunteer with
>>> us,visit: http://www.bookshare.org/ Need more space, come join
>>> dropbox and start with two gigs of free space and 500 Megabytes as
>>> is this is my referral link to you: http://db.tt/XpUTe0E
>>> --
>>>
>>> On 6/29/2013 11:01 PM, jessica brown wrote:
>>> What is funny about that? You asked her a question and she answered you.
>>>
>>> ----- Original Message -----
>>> From: Chela Robles <cdrobles693@xxxxxxxxx
>>> To: accessible-ios@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>> Date sent: Sat, 29 Jun 2013 21:59:49 -0700
>>> Subject: accessible-iOS Siri is funny
>>>
>>> Hi it is Chela so I ask Siri if it's going to be hot again tomorrow
>>> and I laughed at its response.
>>> Should have specified location but it already knows my location so
>>> she said, "It should get to about 100 degrees.
>>> Where I am from that would be considered hot."
>>> Lol! How's that for laughs? That was my first time using Siri! Guess
>>> it thought I needed that laugh.
>>>
>>> --
>>> --
>>> Teachers have a sacred task:
>>> It is to give children the skills to understand the world and an
>>> expectation that the world is a trustworthy place; that it is full of
>>> light, and love, and music and that each student deserves--and will
>>> have--their own place in it and the chance to play their own song.
>>> And, as much of these expectations are transmitted non-verbally?nd in
>>> Chela? case--out of sight?t is the voice and touch of a Teacher that sheds
>>> light on what the world can be.
>>> Academics?nd no one will ever change my mind on this?ake a distant
>>> second place. ?r. Bil Hawkins
>>> --
>>> Chela Robles a Nationally Certified person in Customer Service,
>>> certified by the National Retail Federation Foundation (NRF):
>>> http://www.nrffoundation.com/
>>> E-mail: cdrobles693@xxxxxxxxx
>>> Windows Live Messenger: cdrobles693@xxxxxxxxxxx
>>> Skype: jazzytrumpet
>>> I volunteer for Bookshare, to find out more and to volunteer with
>>> us,visit: http://www.bookshare.org/ Need more space, come join
>>> dropbox and start with two gigs of free space and 500 Megabytes as
>>> is this is my referral link to you: http://db.tt/XpUTe0E
>>> --
>>>
>>> With questions, concerns or issues not related to the topics
>>> discussed on list please email the list admin to:
>>> beto.arreola22@xxxxxxxxx, or on skype at betoa221, or on twitter:
>>> betoa221
>>>
>>> To subscribe to the list send message to
>>> accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with subscribe on the subject line.
>>>
>>> To unsubscribe from the list please send message to
>>> accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with unsubscribe in the subject line.
>>>
>>> To adjust your membership options please visit:
>>> //www.freelists.org/list/accessible-ios
>>>
>>> With questions, concerns or issues not related to the topics
>>> discussed on list please email the list admin to:
>>> beto.arreola22@xxxxxxxxx, or on skype at betoa221, or on twitter:
>>> betoa221
>>>
>>> To subscribe to the list send message to
>>> accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with subscribe on the subject line.
>>>
>>> To unsubscribe from the list please send message to
>>> accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with unsubscribe in the subject line.
>>>
>>> To adjust your membership options please visit:
>>> //www.freelists.org/list/accessible-ios
>>> .
>>>
>>>
>>> With questions, concerns or issues not related to the topics
>>> discussed on list please email the list admin to:
>>> beto.arreola22@xxxxxxxxx, or on skype at betoa221, or on twitter:
>>> betoa221
>>>
>>> To subscribe to the list send message to
>>> accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with subscribe on the subject line.
>>>
>>> To unsubscribe from the list please send message to
>>> accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with unsubscribe in the subject line.
>>>
>>> To adjust your membership options please visit:
>>> //www.freelists.org/list/accessible-ios
>>>
>>>
>>> With questions, concerns or issues not related to the topics
>>> discussed on list please email the list admin to:
>>> beto.arreola22@xxxxxxxxx, or on skype at betoa221, or on twitter:
>>> betoa221
>>>
>>> To subscribe to the list send message to
>>> accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with subscribe on the subject line.
>>>
>>> To unsubscribe from the list please send message to
>>> accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with unsubscribe in the subject line.
>>>
>>> To adjust your membership options please visit:
>>> //www.freelists.org/list/accessible-ios
>>
>> With questions, concerns or issues not related to the topics
>> discussed on list please email the list admin to:
>> beto.arreola22@xxxxxxxxx, or on skype at betoa221, or on twitter:
>> betoa221
>>
>> To subscribe to the list send message to
>> accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with subscribe on the subject line.
>>
>> To unsubscribe from the list please send message to
>> accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with unsubscribe in the subject line.
>>
>> To adjust your membership options please visit:
>> //www.freelists.org/list/accessible-ios
> With questions, concerns or issues not related to the topics discussed
> on list please email the list admin to: beto.arreola22@xxxxxxxxx, or
> on skype at betoa221, or on twitter: betoa221
>
> To subscribe to the list send message to accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> with subscribe on the subject line.
>
> To unsubscribe from the list please send message to
> accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with unsubscribe in the subject line.
>
> To adjust your membership options please visit:
> //www.freelists.org/list/accessible-ios
With questions, concerns or issues not related to the topics discussed on list
please email the list admin to: beto.arreola22@xxxxxxxxx, or on skype at
betoa221, or on twitter: betoa221
To subscribe to the list send message to accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
with subscribe on the subject line.
To unsubscribe from the list please send message to
accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with unsubscribe in the subject line.
To adjust your membership options please visit:
//www.freelists.org/list/accessible-ios
With questions, concerns or issues not related to the topics discussed on list
please email the list admin to: beto.arreola22@xxxxxxxxx, or on skype at
betoa221, or on twitter: betoa221
To subscribe to the list send message to accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
with subscribe on the subject line.
To unsubscribe from the list please send message to
accessible-ios-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with unsubscribe in the subject line.
To adjust your membership options please visit:
//www.freelists.org/list/accessible-ios
Other related posts:
