[access-uk] joke - not for the sensitive!
- From: "David W Wood" <g3yxx@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 16:16:37 +0100
Proudly showing off her newly leased downtown apartment to a couple of
friends late one night, the slightly drunk blonde led the way to her bedroom
where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the friend's asked.
"Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking clock" she drunkenly replied.
"A talking clock - seriously?"
"Yup. Hmmm (hic)."
"How's it work?" the second friend asked, squinting at it.
"Just Watch" she said. She picked up a large hammer, gave the gong an
ear-shattering bash and stepped back.
Her mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.
Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed "For ****'s sake
you stupid b**ch, it's ten past three in the ****ing morning!!!"
David
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