[access-uk] You may have seen this before but Diane hasn't!
- From: "Annabell" <annabel@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Access-uk Group" <access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2005 20:54:08 +0100
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> Top Ten Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers
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> 10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh ;pa3wds (Too hard to type with
> paws).
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> 9. "Sit" and "stay" were hard enough; "delete" and "save" are out of the
> question.
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> 8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
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> 7. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
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> 6. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway he's browsing.
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> 5. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
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> 4. Can't help attacking the screen when he hears, "You've got mail".
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> 3. Too messy to mark every Web site he visits.
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> 2. Fetch command not available on all platforms.
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> 1. Can't stick his head out of Windows XP.
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