Love to know who wrote it.
Clive
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Amro Bilal
Sent: 21 June 2015 15:49
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Subject: [access-uk] Re: OT: Blind Revolution, very amusing!
Hahaha quite funny
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From: Mobeen Iqbal
Sent: Saturday, June 20, 2015 8:16 PM
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Subject: [access-uk] OT: Blind Revolution, very amusing!
The following article is quite tongue in cheek, rather amusing. I've heard of
robots taking over the world, but the blind?
Citizens, hear us well. Our great nation is being undermined by a secret
society of individuals who carry deadly white truncheons and lead vicious
attack animals in public on a daily basis. These mysterious folk also have a
secret means of communication, while shocking new evidence seems to indicate
that they may even possess senses superior to those of other humans. We're
speaking, of course, of the legions of the so-called blind.
Let's assume for a minute that we swallow this "blindness" hoax in the first
place. If these people are somehow bereft of the gift of sight, how does that
explain the works of Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles and Ronnie Milsap? How could
such men possibly play music if they were blind? What do they take us
for-ignorant saps?
The first issue I must point out is their very public display of armed might.
Every individual laying claim to sightlessness carries a cudgel on their person
at all times. These "canes," as they call them, are supposed to help them feel
their way along. They are painted white, almost as if the bearer wished to
remind passersby of its presence, and the weapon's tip is painted a chillingly
suggestive red. Those who have studied the mysterious fighting arts of the
Orient know that such sticks may be wielded with deadly force by those with
skill. In a surprise attack, strategically placed squads of the "blind" could
quickly overwhelm our police forces.
Their fearsome nature encompasses more than just personal weaponry. Many of the
alleged blind also own large, vicious attack dogs for the supposed purpose of
guidance along city streets. With one word from their scheming masters, these
slavering "guide" dogs could become guided missiles!
Indeed, most of these fearsome beasts are German shepherds, a species of killer
wolf invented by twisted, Fascist dog breeders, which has somehow fallen into
this most suspect faction of the disabled.
The most frightening aspect of this diabolical conspiracy by far is their
ability to communicate with one another unbeknownst to upstanding citizens.
Their secret code consists of a series of raised dots cunningly arranged into
arcane shapes. Known as "Braille," this demonic alphabet has begun popping up
in places that were doubtlessly chosen for their mundane, everyday outward
appearance: elevators, building directories, automated teller machines and the
like.
This system seems rational enough, and does not attract undue attention.
But
think! If the messages on the signs changed suddenly, how would we know?
Next year, next month, next week, maybe even tomorrow, the signs will change
from "second floor" to "STRIKE NOW! STRIKE HARD!" and our nation will be thrown
into the chaos of revolution.
At this juncture, there is no hard evidence that the blind are planning such a
revolution. We hope to have such evidence very soon. But can one group possess
such an overwhelming element of surprise and fail to use it to seize power? And
can their goals be anything but evil?
No, I say! I maintain that true blindness lies in failing to see the threat
where it must obviously lie, and we must be vigilantly wary of the blind menace.
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