Jackie, A Devil ey, well sticks and stones may brake my bones, but whips and chains excite me lol. Dave Hmmm. Dave you're a devil (smile). I could think of one or two recipients for your suggestion (lol). Jackie ----- Original Message ----- From: "Ankers, Dave (UK)" <Dave.Ankers@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> To: <access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Tuesday, January 29, 2008 8:03 AM Subject: [access-uk] Re: KNFB reader on a Nokia cell phone > Jackie, > > Glad you found it funny, the interesting bit would be entering the > criteria into the phone so it can decide whether or not you find the > person attractive or not. > I've no doubt you have heard of Mr Honest, well there's Mr Purvy too! > he's also blind, and one of his ideas to enable him to detect when a > woman is interested in him, is to have manufactured, women's underwear > incorporating the device he uses to stop him overfilling his coffee mug. > It buzzes and vibrates! So when he has the right effect, he gets an > audible cue, and she gets an even bigger smile lol > > Dave > > Well Dave I must admit you've given me a good laugh here over your > suggestion. Who knows, perhaps one day something like that could be > invented. The way technology is progressing, anything is possible. But > just imagine getting on a train or bus, and your little companion > whispers in your ear: "Blimey. Steer well clear. Looks like the back > end of a bus." > or: "She's a stunner mate, fill your boots." (lol). > > But being a bit more serious for a sec, I must admit this would be very > useful if the price is sensible. > > Jackie > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Ankers, Dave (UK)" <Dave.Ankers@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> > To: <access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > Sent: Monday, January 28, 2008 5:34 PM > Subject: [access-uk] Re: KNFB reader on a Nokia cell phone > > >> >> Now I like the sound of this!, only can it be programmed to recognise >> attractive women and read their facial expressions, discreetly of > course >> lol. It's so damn annoying when work colleagues say "she's nice", and >> all I can say is, "was she". I hate being in company and not knowing > if >> someone is actually looking, and maybe smiling at me, and would love > to >> chat, but because I cannot see their expression, I have no idea. I'm >> sure many others feel the same. >> Just imagine a blind date club! lol all pointing mobile phones at each >> other! Smile when your phone says "She's nice". >> >> Dave >> >> I'm posting the following which I received from another list. big >> flash from the big R. >> Begin forwarded text. >> BALTIMORE (AP) - Chris Danielsen fidgets with the cell phone, holding > it >> over a $20 bill. >> "Detecting orientation, processing U.S. currency image," the phone > says >> in a flat monotone before Danielsen snaps a photo. A few seconds > later, >> the phone says, "Twenty dollars." >> Danielsen, a spokesman for the National Federation of the Blind, is >> holding the next generation of computerized aids for the blind and >> visually impaired. >> The Nokia cell phone is loaded with software that turns text on >> photographed documents into speech. In addition to telling whether a >> bill is worth $1, $5, $10 or $20, it also allows users to read > anything >> that is photographed, whether it's a restaurant menu, a phone book or > a >> fax. >> While the technology is not new, the NFB and the software's developer >> say the cell phone is the first to incorporate the text-to-speech >> ability. >> "We've had reading devices before," Danielsen said, noting similar >> software is already available in a larger handheld reader housed in a >> personal digital assistant. Companies such as Code Factory SL, Dolphin >> Computer Access Ltd. and Nuance Communications Inc. also provide >> software that allows the blind to use cell phones and PDAs. >> Inexpensive hand-held scanners such as WizCom Technologies Ltd.'s >> SuperPen can scan limited amounts of text, read it aloud and even >> translate from other languages. >> However, the $2,100 NFB device combines all of those functions in one >> smart phone, said James Gashel, vice president of business development >> for K-NFB Reading Technology Inc., which is marketing the phone as a >> joint venture between the federation and software developer Ray >> Kurzweil. >> "It is the next step, but this is a huge leap," Gashel, who is blind, >> said in a telephone interview. "I'm talking to you on the device I > also >> use to read things. I can put it in my pocket and at the touch of a >> button, in 20 seconds, be reading something I need to read in print." >> Ray Kurzweil, who developed the first device that could convert text >> into audio in the 1970s and the current NFB device, said portability > is >> only the first step. Future versions of the device will recognize > faces, >> identify rooms and translate text from other languages for the blind > and >> the sighted. >> The inventor plans to begin marketing the cell phone in February > through >> K-NFB Reading Technology. The software will cost $1,595 and the cell >> phone is expected to cost about $500, Kurzweil said. >> Dave Doermann, president of College Park-based Applied Media Analysis >> said his company is working on similar software for smart phones that >> could be used by the military for translation and by the visually >> impaired. >> "We don't anticipate ours being that expensive, but unfortunately > we're >> not quite to the release yet," said Doermann, who is also co-director > of >> the University of Maryland's Laboratory for Language and Media >> Processing. >> Doermann said the company, which has received funding from the >> Department of Defense and the National Eye Institute, hopes to have > its >> software ready in the next 12 to 18 months. >> Kurzweil's device uses speech software provided by Nuance, said Chris >> Strammiello, the director of product management at Nuance, who said > the >> company has also developed a prototype reader that uses the Internet > to >> access more powerful server-side computers. >> "As you can harness the power of remote environments and do that so >> quickly with the Web technologies, it gives a lot more capability, >> flexibility and options to the way you solve these type of problems," >> Strammiello said. >> There are about 10 million blind and visually impaired people in the >> U.S., a number that is expected to double in the next 30 years as baby >> boomers age. >> Kurzweil said those with vision problems are not the only ones > expected >> to benefit from the technology. Dyslexics, for example, are expected > to >> be among the users of the current device because of its ability to >> highlight each word as it's read aloud, helping them cope with their >> disability, which affects the ability to read. The highlighting > function >> can also help them improve their reading skills, he said. >> "What's new here is both blind people and kids can do this with a > device >> that fits in their shirt pocket," Kurzweil said. >> Marc Maurer, president of the National Federation of the Blind, said > the >> device and its PDA predecessor are a "form of hand-held vision" that >> will make the visual environment "much more readily available to the >> blind." >> >> ******************************************************************** >> This email and any attachments are confidential to the intended >> recipient and may also be privileged. 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