It's not something I want to read about during breakfast time.
On 05/05/2015, Amro Bilal <info@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
"I wonder what kind of reception he got there"
A s****y one. ha ha
And before someone comes on: Yes, just like my joke! LOL
Amro
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Hi all,
I wonder what kind of reception he got there, smile.
Jim
On 05/05/2015 20:05, CJ &AA MAY wrote:
Very appropriate!
Alison
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Hello Alison and all,
I did track the poem down this lunchtime. As I could get home tonight and
find the painters and decorators may have unplugged all my kit to get to
the
wall behind it with the gloss. Here's the poem that Les wrote a few years
ago: I've adjusted the last line but one to fit the current story though:
ODE TO JOY
. How shall I dispose of your cellphone?
Let me count the ways
That I have been inspired
By the pretty tune it plays;
Which of your bodily orifices
Will best the bastard own?
What will people think when it rings?
How will you answer the phone?
The words that you could say
Would be both spurious and sparse;
Hello; I'm in the nick,
And I'm talking through my arse.
(the original text was: Hello, I'm on the train.ends
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