[340] Re: Fwd: #36 is my fav... njoy ;)
- From: Luka Mili?a <lmil005@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: 340@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Thu, 1 Jul 2004 22:20:42 +1200
no 39 eh... vely vely funny lah
im good... i knew u were no 5... free lunch free lunch??
Quoting Davi Jea <davi@xxxxxxxxx>:
~=~ that's right. ppl say im not an agreeable person, but i beg to differ ;p
~=~ actually, on a good day, i would be a #5, but on a bad day #39 is much mo=
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~=~ accurate. the Walstaneers can second that.
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~=~ oh BTW Luka, i randomly met this Dipika friend of yours last week. nice
~=~ energetic girl :)
~=~ oh n i met this Jack guy who said to say hello to u too.
~=~ oh, n i randomly read this 'THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK' y'=
~=~ day
~=~ when i got bored n already decided i was a #5, so you're a bit slow :p
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~=~ Quoting Luka Mili=9Aa <lmil005@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>:
~=~
~=~ > These are excellent...
~=~ > Davi's one would be #5 :)
~=~ >
~=~ > ----- Forwarded message from Dipika Lodhia <dlod002@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> =
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~=~ > Date: Thu, 1 Jul 2004 17:32:35 +1200
~=~ > From: Dipika Lodhia <dlod002@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
~=~ > Reply-To: Dipika Lodhia <dlod002@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
~=~ > Subject: #36 is my fav... njoy ;)
~=~ > To: Narissa Chandra <NarissaC@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Ik Choon, CHEO=
~=~ K
~=~ > (Eddie)" <iche020@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, Jacky
~=~ > <jfon015@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "ktan080@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
~=~ > <ktan080@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, Deemant Lodhia <dlodhia@xxxxxxxxxxx>, Soni=
~=~ ka
~=~ > Lodhia <slodhia@xxxxxxxxxxx>, Louise <lhya002@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, Luka
~=~ > <lmil005@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, Peter Li Pan <mli009@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, L=
~=~ incoln
~=~ > Wood <lwoo034@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "yche182@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
~=~ > <yche182@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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~=~ > THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK
~=~ >
~=~ >
~=~ > 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t.
~=~ >
~=~ > 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronoun=
~=~ ce.
~=~ >
~=~ > 3. How about never? Is never good for you?
~=~ >
~=~ > 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in pu=
~=~ blic.
~=~ >
~=~ > 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my=
~=~ way.
~=~ >
~=~ > 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
~=~ >
~=~ > 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
~=~ >
~=~ > 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
~=~ >
~=~ > 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're sa=
~=~ ying.
~=~ >
~=~ > 10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
~=~ >
~=~ > 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
~=~ >
~=~ > 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
~=~ >
~=~ > 13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
~=~ >
~=~ > 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
~=~ >
~=~ > 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you
~=~ >
~=~ > 16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point =
~=~ of
~=~ > view.
~=~ >
~=~ > 17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
~=~ >
~=~ > 18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
~=~ >
~=~ > 19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
~=~ >
~=~ > 20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
~=~ >
~=~ > 21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
~=~ >
~=~ > 22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
~=~ >
~=~ > 23. And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
~=~ >
~=~ > 24. Do I look like a people person?
~=~ >
~=~ > 25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
~=~ >
~=~ > 26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
~=~ >
~=~ > 27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
~=~ >
~=~ > 28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
~=~ >
~=~ > 29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
~=~ >
~=~ > 30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
~=~ >
~=~ > 31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
~=~ >
~=~ > 32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
~=~ >
~=~ > 33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
~=~ >
~=~ > 34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
~=~ >
~=~ > 35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
~=~ >
~=~ > 36. Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.
~=~ >
~=~ > 37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
~=~ >
~=~ > 38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
~=~ >
~=~ > 39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
~=~ >
~=~ > 40. Oh I get it... like humor... but different.
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~=~ > --
~=~ > Ms D LODHIA : NEW ZEALAND: 23 E City Gardens Appartment, 76 Albert Stre=
~=~ et,
~=~ > Auckland 1001, New Zealand. Mobile: +64 21 255 4787 or + 64 21 67 333=
~=~ 6;
~=~ > Res:
~=~ > +64 9 302 3323.
~=~ > Fiji Islands: GPO Box 598, SUVA, Fiji Islands. Mobile Phone: +679- 996=
~=~ - 6196
~=~ > E-mail: dipikalodhia@xxxxxxxxxx
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