Hello Again, Didn't mean to start a flame war with Tony, Paul and Eleanor. Paul is right. This isn't a forum for jokes. But lighten up, dude! And I wasn't trying to plug my jokes list, but seeing as Tony asked... it's called Julie's Jokers (long story) and the URL is: http://uk.groups.yahoo.com/group/juliesjokers/ Click on the Join this Group button to sign up or send an email with an empty body and subject line to: juliesjokers-subscribe@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and you're laughing! All welcome, but gsoh required, yours, John.