[vip_students] Re: Greeting With A Difference!
- From: "Tony Sweeney" <tonysweeney1@xxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <vip_students@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 18 Jan 2009 18:04:42 -0000
Maureen, Now would it be PC to enquire of you if you are having a good weekend! [smile] Tony ----- Original Message ----- From: Maureen Newelll To: vip_students@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent: Sunday, January 18, 2009 6:56 PM Subject: [vip_students] Re: Greeting With A Difference! I like it Tony! ----- Original Message ----- From: Tony Sweeney To: vip_students@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent: Sunday, January 18, 2009 5:28 PM Subject: [vip_students] Greeting With A Difference! Hi All, Came across the below on the Skype Worldwide list posted by Alex Thynne! Enjoy! I wanted to send you a new year's greeting, but it is so difficult in > today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. > So > I met with my attorney yesterday, and on his advice I wish to say the > following: > > Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes > for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, > non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice > holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious > persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the > religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their > choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. > > I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and > medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally > accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the > calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society > have helped make our country great (not to imply that the U. S. A. is > necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the > race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual > preference of the wishee. > > By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: > > This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely > transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies > no > promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for > her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is > revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted > to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings > for > a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday > greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to > replacement > of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the > wisher. > > Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; > however, a significant number of electrons were slightly > inconvenienced. > > Happy!!!!! > New!!!!!! > Year!!!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I am using the Free version of SPAMfighter We are a community of 5.8 million users fighting spam. SPAMfighter has removed 4504 of my spam emails to date. The Professional version does not have this message