[vip_students] Re: Greeting With A Difference!

Maureen, 

Now would it be PC to enquire of you if you are having a good weekend! [smile] 

Tony
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Maureen Newelll 
  To: vip_students@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
  Sent: Sunday, January 18, 2009 6:56 PM
  Subject: [vip_students] Re: Greeting With A Difference!


  I like it Tony!
    ----- Original Message ----- 
    From: Tony Sweeney 
    To: vip_students@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
    Sent: Sunday, January 18, 2009 5:28 PM
    Subject: [vip_students] Greeting With A Difference!


    Hi All, 

    Came across the below on the Skype Worldwide list posted by Alex Thynne! 

    Enjoy!  I wanted to send you a new year's greeting, but it is so difficult 
in
    > today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone.
    > So
    > I met with my attorney yesterday, and on his advice I wish to say the
    > following:
    >
    > Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
    > for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
    > non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice
    > holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious
    > persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the
    > religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
    > choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
    >
    > I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
    > medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
    > accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the
    > calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
    > have helped make our country great (not to imply that the U. S. A. is
    > necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the
    > race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual
    > preference of the wishee.
    >
    > By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
    >
    > This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
    > transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies
    > no
    > promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
    > her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is
    > revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted
    > to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings
    > for
    > a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
    > greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to
    > replacement
    > of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
    > wisher.
    >
    > Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message;
    > however, a significant number of electrons were slightly
    > inconvenienced.
    >
    > Happy!!!!!
    > New!!!!!!
    > Year!!!!!!


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