"What to Write" Lt. Skyler, Deceased Personal log from the dead. If you are reading this I obviously didn't return from the away mission. It was.....to say the least the worst away mission I have ever been on. I'm not blaming anyone, no one knew what to expect. We were just out numbered and very unlucky. It all started because some colonist's failed to report in or communications had been lost. Being dead tends to make ones memory fuzzy....so you will have to excuse any inconsistencies you may find. We traveled by shuttle to the planet's surface where from that point on, all hell broke loose. We picked up a few life signs and headed in their direction when the surface collapsed beneath us. We ended up sliding down a slimy, grime covered tunnel into a large cavern. After checking that everyone was okay....at least at this point. Everyone started scanning the cavern. There were several tunnels going in different directions all showing some signs of life. The only question was were they human life signs. The only way we were going to find out was to go and search one of the tunnels. From this point on it got worse. We started passing strange looking egg like containers. They were showing up as life signs but definitely not human ones. After a little more exploring we found a single colonist yelling for his life. He seemed to be trapped in some bizarre kind of goo. While several of the away team tried to un-stick him, I made the mistake of getting curious. Upon hearing a noise I turned to see that a couple of the eggs were cracking and trying to hatch. At this point pulling out my phaser seemed like a good idea. I wasn't really all that anxious to meet whatever was trying to come out of it's shell. Unfortunately it would seem that I had no choice. Several more of the eggs hatched what looked to be over grown tribbles with egg on their faces.....if you could find their faces. At first backing away from them and trying to ignore them seemed to work. I said at first. It didn't last long as they started turning red and hissing at us. They were intelligent enough to block our way out and form a fairly well defined defensive stance. My communicator would not reach the surface so we had no way of contacting the ship. That was not a good sign. Nor was it a good sign when Big Mama Tribble came roaring in. Headed straight for me. Why they headed for me....I haven't a clue. Was it my scent, my uniform or random chance. I have a feeling it was preordained from a higher source, not to be mentioned here. Before long a rather large group of these matted fur balls attacked and completely covered me. It didn't take long before I could no longer feel anything. I could however, sense that the rest of the team had managed to escape. By now I have become lunch for Big Mama and her children. I hope I was a satisfying meal. I know I didn't enjoy it. The last thing I would like to say is that to Ame I leave my supply of pockey. Eat it well and enjoy it. To Ensign Bourne I leave the security team and whatever else is salvageable from my office. To Dr. Cami I leave the "special" deck of playing cards. It is sure to keep her entertained when sickbay is empty. To Cmdr. Frankie Wilkinson I leave the knowledge that I will get even. Even if I have to haunt him from the grave. End Log of deceased Lieutenant Skyler (Damn they demoted me in the process.....ooooh someone will pay. --------------------------------- How low will we go? Check out Yahoo! Messenger?s low PC-to-Phone call rates.