<USS Banshee> Re: "The Simplest Questions"

In a message dated 5/23/2003 2:46:26 PM Eastern Daylight Time, 
JoeCastillo777@xxxxxxx writes:

> It was math if i recall that Sara sleeps trough sorry i couln't hold out 
> till the end but i did enjoy last night's sim thoroughly, hopefully someone 
> can 
> email me the complete log so i can read up on what i missed. 

       You got it.

       The Shrink
OnlineHost:     Lt Sara Crusher has entered the room.
AdmiralGem:     ::tosses the keys to Victor::
OnlineHost:     CmdrDavidPrice has left the room.
AdmiralGem:     Have fun, Banshee!
Lt Sara Crusher:        Um what about Morri?
Cpt Morrigan:   :::snags them before VIctor can get his greedy paws on
them::::
Lt Sara Crusher:        :-D
ElRiov trIdrys:         Nice catch, Cap'n!
I JoeCastillo:  good
Lt Sara Crusher:        No ticking her off
Cpt Morrigan:   Sorry.... Momma is driving tonight.
AdmiralGem:     Hey... you're not showing on my room list....
I JoeCastillo:  cause he's snoozing they would ahve just hit him on the head
Cpt Morrigan:   Because.... I must be wearing my special uniform!
Lt Sara Crusher:        Ooo now that's scary
Lt SamanthaMason:       an invisible uniform? 
Lt SamanthaMason:       hmmmm
Lt Sara Crusher:        a stelth Morru
AdmiralGem:     Ah well.  AOL loves me.
AdmiralGem:     ::grins::  Night!
OnlineHost:     AdmiralGem has left the room.
Lt Sara Crusher:        *Morri
ElRiov trIdrys:         Heh ... considering where we're headed ... "special" 
don't
begin to describe it ...
I JoeCastillo:  where are we going?
Cpt Morrigan:   How is everyone this fine evening?
Lt SamanthaMason:       tired!!!!!!!!!!!1
I JoeCastillo:  and what happened last evening
I JoeCastillo:  err thursday
Lt SamanthaMason:       SO Tired
Victor Andros:  Appropriatly shitty.
Lt Sara Crusher:        we're having a nude ball :-D
I JoeCastillo:  i wanted to come but i had &quot;business&quot; to take care
of
Cpt Morrigan:   Oh, the usual... things.... stuff.... 
ElRiov trIdrys:         I'm doing great, especially after seeing the Cubs win :)
I JoeCastillo:  whod they play
Lt Sara Crusher:        the other team
Cpt Morrigan:   Glenn... quit your partying and you wouldn't be so tired. =-O
Lt Sara Crusher:        :-D
Lt SamanthaMason:       but I did finally get to see the Half-Life 2 and Halo 2
trailers.
ElRiov trIdrys:         Pittsburgh
Lt SamanthaMason:       quiet BBQueen. 
I JoeCastillo:  would you happen to know if the marlins won?
Lt SamanthaMason:       well then again Super Mario Sunshine is partially taking
over my life.
Cpt Morrigan:   :::brandishes a bottle and brush::: Sounds like it is time to
baste someone......
Lt Sara Crusher:        Sam!
Lt SamanthaMason:       ::gets out sketchpad and pencil:: 
OnlineHost:     LtJoshuaAsper has entered the room.
Lt Sara Crusher:        She's never been BBQed!
LtJoshuaAsper:  {{::sprints in::}}
Cpt Morrigan:   I fear thy creatie talents not!
Cpt Morrigan:   *creative
Lt SamanthaMason:       hahahahaha
I JoeCastillo:  ::begins to hide before anyone remmbers he hasnt been bbqed
yet::
Lt SamanthaMason:       I guess tonight Morri's SotD
Cpt Morrigan:   Do your worst, vile creature of the night!
LtJoshuaAsper:  Evening All!  :)
Cpt Morrigan:   Just remember to get my good side.
Lt SamanthaMason:       I was going to be nice enough to give you an apron... ;)
Lt SamanthaMason:       and I know how you love those bangs.
Lt Sara Crusher:        Sara was there once
Lt Sara Crusher:        way back when 
ElRiov trIdrys:         bad news about the Marlins ...
Lt Sara Crusher:        before the you know &quot;kaboom&quot;
Cpt Morrigan:   Okay.... Cy will not be joining us this evening.... so I guess
we get to carry on without her.
I JoeCastillo:  yeah i heard
Lt Sara Crusher:        =-o
ElRiov trIdrys:         *pat*pat*pat*
Lt SamanthaMason:       awww... she's the only other one who would know about 
the
Pizza Matrix!
I JoeCastillo:  what pizaa matrix?
Cpt Morrigan:   Commander.... if you would....
I JoeCastillo:  no jvan either?
Lt SamanthaMason:       incorrect Joe: what is the Pizza Matrix.
Lt SamanthaMason:       You have to eat it for yourself.
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::will not pout all sim cause she has no Cy::
Victor Andros:  ::Blows into whistle::
Cpt Morrigan:   Who knows.... I'm not waiting another minute.
Victor Andros:  TWEEEEEEEEEET
Lt Sara Crusher:        *now
Victor Andros:  Attention!!
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::AA::
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::@@::
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::AA::
I JoeCastillo:  ::aa::
Lt SamanthaMason:       ::Pizza Matrix, I mean AA::
I JoeCastillo:  ::will seek out the cute redheaded dr to console her since
her girlfriend is missing::
Cpt Morrigan:   Hmmmm.... :::pokes Heather with a stick:::
Cpt Morrigan:   Everyone!  Poke Heather with a stick!
Victor Andros:  ::zaps Joe::
I JoeCastillo:  ::pokes Heather::
Cpt Morrigan:   :::poke poke poke poke::::
Lt SamanthaMason:       ::pokes Morri with a stick:: 
I JoeCastillo:  ::ouch::
Cpt Morrigan:   :::whaps Mason with her stick:::
Victor Andros:  ::zaps Mason::
ElRiov trIdrys:         (( :::borrows Descai's Ceremonial Cattle Prod ?, hands 
it to
Morrigan::: ))
I JoeCastillo:  :: has to remmber not to post his thoughts :-p::
Lt SamanthaMason:       ::blocks with her stick:: 
HeatherMclouson:        Hey! ::AA::
Victor Andros:  &lt;&lt;LOL&gt;&gt;
Lt SamanthaMason:       ::It's Matrix Reloaded time...:: 
Cpt Morrigan:   Joe gets a cookie for following directions.
Lt Sara Crusher:        (She has one of her own)
I JoeCastillo:  woot i love cookies
Cpt Morrigan:   Okay... that was fun.  Now....
Lt SamanthaMason:       ::had cookies...REAL cookies::
Cpt Morrigan:   The USS Banshee is currently underway to Delphi VII to pick up
the Ambassador with a penchant for the whimsy and a team of medical staff to
lend aid to a plague on Ju Ju III
Cpt Morrigan:   Or should I say.... to lend aid against a plague.
Lt SamanthaMason:       ((ROFL))
Cpt Morrigan:   And to pick up a new addition to the crew.
ElRiov trIdrys:         (( step into my office, Captain ... I think I know who 
my
first vic ... I mean, patient, is now ... ;) ))
Cpt Morrigan:   Unless he's meeting us on the way....
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;:::brandishes her brush and BBQ tongs::::&gt;&gt;&gt;
ElRiov trIdrys:         (( on the way ... like in a few minutos ... ))
Lt Sara Crusher:        {::would still be hinding behind Cy if she were here::}
Cpt Morrigan:   Simmers.... take your marks!
Cpt Morrigan:   Get set!!
Cpt Morrigan:   :::fires the simming pistol at the new guy::::
Cpt Morrigan:   BEGIN SIM
Cpt Morrigan:   BEGIN SIM
Cpt Morrigan:   BEGIN SIM
ElRiov trIdrys:         (( AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH ))
Lt SamanthaMason:       ::in engineering:: 
Lt SamanthaMason:       :: I guess:: 
Cpt Morrigan:   :::on the bridge::::
HeatherMclouson:        ::sleeping in her quarters::
ElRiov trIdrys:         :::in shuttle, approaching the USS Banshee:::
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::walking down the corridor with a cart full of silver-topped
plates::  
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::stops at Heather's door::
ElRiov trIdrys:         Shuttle pilot > We're coming up for docking.
Victor Andros:  ::Sitting in the chair to the captain's right hand::
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::in her office.. hiding and avoiding::
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::presses the chime on Heather's door::
Cpt Morrigan:   :::still trying to fix her chair after Victor changed all the
settings::::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; ::in engineering:: AHHH yea...this...is the
life.
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::rises from seat:: Oh, now, now, now, take your time.
ElRiov trIdrys:         Pilot > ::raises eyebrow:: Sorry but we're under a 
deadline.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::glares up from her PADD:: Can I ask you
something? 
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; I'm all ears hotcakes.
Cpt Morrigan:   :::wonders what this new button does::::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; What the hell do you do in engineering?
ElRiov trIdrys:         :::chuckles heartily::: That's just your problem! 
DEADline!
Can't you just LIVE a little?
HeatherMclouson:        ::wakes up:: Who is it?
Cpt Morrigan:   :::presses it and smothers an eep of surprise before pressing
it again::::
LtJoshuaAsper:  It's Josh.  ::smiles::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; Well... 
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::bouncing a ball off her wall::
ElRiov trIdrys:         Pilot > I have my orders. :::clenches teeth and brings 
in
the shuttle, wanting to get rid of this guy ASAP:::
Cpt Morrigan:   Victor.....
Cpt Morrigan:   Why does my chair now..... vibrate?
Victor Andros:  ::Smiles at her:: You don't like it?
Victor Andros:  It's really good for your back.
HeatherMclouson:        (m) Oh crap. ::louder:: Just a second...::jumps of the
couch and runs to check her hair::
ElRiov trIdrys:         Pilot > +Banshee+ USS Alph to USS Banshee, request 
clearance
for docking.
Victor Andros:  Chaos&gt; Captain, the USS Alph wants to dock.
HeatherMclouson:        ::goes to the door and pushes the button:: Hi Josh, come
in.
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;Sara.... hide your cat... Alph is docking.&gt;&gt;
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::misses the ball as it crashes into some old vase her
grandmother gave her to &quot;add some color&quot; to the greyness of
starfleet walls::
Victor Andros:  &lt;&lt;::Laughs::&gt;&gt;
Lt Sara Crusher:        (LOL)
Cpt Morrigan:   Bring them in, Chaos.
Victor Andros:  Chaos&gt; Yes, Captain.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; I was trained in warp mechanics, mechanical
engineering, computer science... you know... 
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::smiles and wheels in the cart::
Cpt Morrigan:   Victor.... go meet the counselor.
Victor Andros:  Chaos&gt; Alph, you are clear to dock.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; And you did well in these courses of 
study? 
Victor Andros:  ::Stands:: Aye, Captain.
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; ::::rings Sara's chime:::
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::jumps::
Victor Andros:  ::winks:: enjoy your chair.
Lt Sara Crusher:        Just a sec! 
ElRiov trIdrys:         Pilot > :::sets the runabout down, turns in chair::: 
Now go
and GET OUT of this runabout and don't let me see your face EVER AGAIN!!
::boots Idrys out:::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; Top of my class, Hotcakes.
Victor Andros:  ::Walks into the TL::
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::sweeps the pieces under her couch::
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;:::sings::: Ring my bell-ell-ell... ring my bell... my
bell.... ringa ling a ling....&gt;&gt;
OnlineHost:     I JoeCastillo has left the room.
ElRiov trIdrys:         :::picking self up off floor::: Well I never. That was 
so
rude ...
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; I bet I did better than you. ::grins:: 
Victor Andros:  Deck 3.
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::hides the ball in her lab coat which is hanging on a 
hook
by the doorLL
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::glaring:: shut up, Wallace and find
something to do, before I give you something nasty to do. 
OnlineHost:     I JoeCastillo has entered the room.
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;Welcome Back, Joe.&gt;&gt;
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; Ooo...what would that be? The nasty thing. 
ElRiov trIdrys:         :::watches Alph take off, turns back to wait 
reception:::
Victor Andros:  ::Steps off the TL::
I JoeCastillo:  &lt;&lt;sorry bout that aol hates me&gt;&gt;
Cpt Morrigan:   *Mason* Captain to Lieutenant Mason.
Victor Andros:  ::Walks to Shuttlebay 1::
ElRiov trIdrys:         :::looks over PADD, straightens tunic:::
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::hurrys back to her desk and tries to look all cool and
stony like:: Enter!
Victor Andros:  ::Takes exactly 3 seconds to locate the person who looks out
of place::
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; :::breezes in carrying scones and a pot of tea:::
Don't get up, Beanie....
HeatherMclouson:        So...::watching him set up dinner:: How's bridge life?
Victor Andros:  ::Walks up to tr'Idrys::
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::looks very surprised and just nods::
Cpt Morrigan:   *Castillo* Captain to Castillo.
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::smiles::  Same old, same old.  Captain is her usual chipper
self.  Which, I'm grateful is back.  Andros is, well, Andros, and I sit at
the tactical console.  ::smiles::  Sickbay?
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::smiles:: Hello Commander. ::hands PADD over:: Ensign
Jansug Idrys, Counselor, reporting as ordered.
Victor Andros:  ::Thrusts his hand out:: Welcome aboard, Ensign Idrys. I'm
Commander Victor Andros.
HeatherMclouson:        Ugh, I could live with out seeing another stich of
paperwork for the rest of my life.
Victor Andros:  ::Takes the PADD with his other hand::
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; :::pours and sets a scone in front of the CMO::::
Beanie.... :::scoldingly::: Why have I not seen much of you since I've been
onboard this.... sterile environment?
I JoeCastillo:  +Captain+ Captain this is Castillo
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::shakes hand:: Glad to be aboard. I heard your Captain 
had
asked for a Counselor.
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::makes a note to find a new hiding place.. Under the 
bed
doesn't work, Cy finds her. Office, Heather and Kathryn finds her.. Maybe
next time she'll crawl into a JTube somewhere::
HeatherMclouson:        Plus there are only so many times counting carpet dots 
is
amusing. ::smiles::
Victor Andros:  ::Nods:: Indeed. We have been without one for too long.
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::laughs as he pulls the top of a silver-domed plate -
brandishing two Caesar salads::  I know how that goes.  Hungry?  ::motions to
the food::
ElRiov trIdrys:         Well then, Sir, I guess that means I have my work cut 
out
for me.
Cpt Morrigan:   *Castillo*  Mr Castillo.... our new counselor is making his
way onto our ship as we speak... be prepared for a visit from him for his
security clearances.
Cpt Morrigan:   *Mason*  Lieutenant Mason.... are you there?
Victor Andros:  Come, let us get out of this place and move along.
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::jumps from the tone and kinds stamers:: Um.. It's..
I've.. ::clears her throat:: I've been busy 
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; +Morrigan+ Mason here.
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::nods:: Yes Sir.
Victor Andros:  ::Starts walking out of the shuttlebay::
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; Yes... busy.... that's exactly what Rhi says when
she is avoiding me.
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::follows Andros::
HeatherMclouson:        Very. ::grins and sits down at the table:: Good choice 
for
dinner. 
Victor Andros:  I suppose we should head to the bridge so you can officially
report for duty to the Captain.
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::smiles::  There's more - this is just pre-dinner.  ::winks
and sits down himself, grabbing his fork::
Cpt Morrigan:   *Mason* Lieutenant..... would you please report to my
office... and bring your department personnel files with you.
I JoeCastillo:  +Captain+ Aye Captain i will be prepared.
Victor Andros:  ::Steps into the TL::
Lt Sara Crusher:        Well.. It's just.. We're picking up an Amb and a med 
team
and it's just there's been stuff to do and it's just.. ::sighs::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Mason&gt; +taps+ Yes ma'am. ::calls up her personnel
files:: 
ElRiov trIdrys:         Of course. ::follows Andros into the TL::
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;Pre-dinner?  Isn't that an appetizer?  ;-)&gt;&gt;
Victor Andros:  Deck 1.
Victor Andros:  ::Peruses the PADD::
Cpt Morrigan:   *Crusher* Captain to Doctor Crusher.
HeatherMclouson:        Great! Mt replicator has decided it wants to make
everything taste like some form of processed cheese. ::digs in::
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; :::makes motion to indicate that she is not
here::::
Victor Andros:  This is your first assignment as a counselor, then, Mr.
Idrys?
HeatherMclouson:        ^My
LtJoshuaAsper:  {{For lack of better words, yes.  :-p}}
Lt Sara Crusher:        +Morri+ Yes Ma'am?
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;Wow.... Mt Replicator.... get out your extra
forks!&gt;&gt;
I JoeCastillo:  ::thinks to himself:: That's weird i thought j'van was
suppsoed to be on duty. ::Heads back to his quarters to put on his uniform
since he was in shorts heading for the holosuite::
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::nods:: Yes, Commander. I used to serve as an Assistant
Nurse prior to this.
HeatherMclouson:        (lol)
Victor Andros:  ::nods:: Good. I'm glad to hear you are not without some
experience.
Victor Andros:  ::TL stops, doors open::
Cpt Morrigan:   *Crusher*  Doctor Crusher... our new Counselor is arriving at
the moment... please be ready to administer his coming aboard physical and
please show him to the counselor's office.
ElRiov trIdrys:         Experience is my middle name!
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::Takes a bite, chews, swallows::  Well, my replicator has
off days.  Last week I ordered hot chocolate and ended up with something that
tasted vaguely of warp coolant.  ::smiles and takes another bite::
Victor Andros:  ::Steps out::
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::adds to the note.. remove and lock comm badge in
bathroom::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Mason&gt; ::heads up to the bridge...leaving Lockheart 
in
charge::
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::rolls eyes and sighs:: +Morri+ Yes Ma'am..
Victor Andros:  ::Steps off to the side::
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt;  Now.... where we? :::chuckles at the eyeroll::: 
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::steps out onto Bridge::
OnlineHost:     LtJvanDnalls has entered the room.
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::forgets Kathryn is standing there and does that 
mimicking
thing as Morri talks::
HeatherMclouson:        ::happily muching:: Yeah, I think it's an inter-ship
conspiracy, they all coordinate which ones will work and which ones won't.
Cpt Morrigan:   :::stands and turns towards the TL::::
Victor Andros:  &lt;&lt;Heya, J'van!!&gt;&gt;
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::q:: Quite a ship you have here ...
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;Well, if it isn't tall, dark and handsome!&gt;&gt;
HeatherMclouson:        It keeps Engineering on their toes when they aren't 
working
on something more imporatant. ::grins::
LtJvanDnalls:   &lt;&lt;Hey&gt;&gt;
LtJoshuaAsper:  {{I'm already here Captain.  :)}}
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::enters the bridge:: 
HeatherMclouson:        (Okay I'll take handsome and you guys can fight over the
others ;-))
I JoeCastillo:  &lt;&lt;wonders y josh knowa what warp coolant tastes
like&gt;&gt;
Cpt Morrigan:   *Crusher* .... and I don't look like that, Crusher.  Captain
out.
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::smiles and laughs::  I wouldn't be surprised.  Keeps us all
on our toes.
Lt Sara Crusher:        How'd she know I was doing that? ::rolls her eyes::
Cpt Morrigan:   :::crosses to Idrys and extends a hand::: Ensign Idrys....
welcome aboard.
Victor Andros:  ::Walks over to Chaos and confers with him::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Mason&gt; :::finds MOrrigan:: Captain.
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::shakes her hand:: Thank you Captain! I'm delighted to 
be
on board such a lovely ship.
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::polishes off the salad and puts it back on the cart::
Ready for the main course?
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; Maybe because you used to do that all the time
when you were with us..... and she caught you a few too many times.
Cpt Morrigan:   :::nods to Mason::::
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::tries not to smile or giggle::
HeatherMclouson:        ::finishes as well: Yes indeed. What did you bring?
Lt Sara Crusher:        Well now I understand why the eye rolling always set her
off
Cpt Morrigan:   Counselor.... our chief engineer.... Lieutenant Samantha
Mason.
I JoeCastillo:  ::Takes of his shorts and tank top when he gets to his closet
and looks at himself in the mirror:: I need to do more situps.
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::smiles::  Filet Mignon with a teriyaki marinade, and
twice-baked potatoes.  
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::nods:: Lieutenant ... a pleasure.
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;JOE IS NEKKID!!!  He's dressed for the ball!&gt;&gt;
Lt SamanthaMason:       Mason&gt; ::turns to the counselor, smiles:: Hello
Counselor.
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::reveals the delicious food underneath as the steam rises
into the surrounding air::
Victor Andros:  &lt;&lt;WOO-HOO!&gt;&gt;
I JoeCastillo:  ::Reaches into his closet gets his uniform and puts it on::
HeatherMclouson:        Wow...::practially drools:: That smells incredible.
ElRiov trIdrys:         (( nah, he forgot the bow tie ... >=< ))
Lt Sara Crusher:        :;picks apart the scone and just kinda sits there::
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::grabs her plate and places it in front of her::  Here you
go, m'lady.  ::nods and winks::
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::takes his own plate and sits opposite of her, placing his
napkin back in his lap::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Mason&gt; ::eyes Morrigan again, wonders why she brought
her up to meet with the counselor...::
HeatherMclouson:        Thank you kindly good sir. ::smiles and takes in the
incredible smell of her food::
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt;  Alright, lassie... what's eatin' at you?  You
look like a team of pixies is playing rugby with your brain.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Mason&gt; ::looks between Morrigan and the trIdrys:: 
I JoeCastillo:  +D'nalls+  Castillo to D'nalls.
Cpt Morrigan:   Mason.... you may go to my ready room.
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::looks up kinda confused:: Huh?
LtJvanDnalls:   +Joe+ Yes?
Lt SamanthaMason:       Mason&gt; Yes ma'am. 
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; Don't play daft with me.... I know ye a tad bit
better than that.
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::starts cutting his steak - which is cut like warm butter
with a knife::
I JoeCastillo:  +D'nalls+ Lt. could you please meet me in the security
office?
LtJvanDnalls:   +Joe+ I'm on my way.
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::takes a bite and savors in the rush of flavors::
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::grins a little:: 
I JoeCastillo:  +D'nalls+ Thank you sir.
HeatherMclouson:        ::takes a bite:: Oh wow...if it's possible this tastes 
even
better than it smells.
LtJvanDnalls:   ::stands up fro mthe table in his quarters and heads otu to
the turbo lift::
Cpt Morrigan:   Mr Idrys.... would you please report to security for your
clearances and then to medical for your physical... Dr Crusher will show you
to your office.
I JoeCastillo:  ::Exits his room and heads for the SEcurity office::
LtJvanDnalls:   ::arrives at the security office a few moments later::
Cpt Morrigan:   You DO know how to naviagate your way onboard a starship....
don't you?
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::smiles after he swallows::  I take it that it's to your
liking.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Mason&gt; ::enters the ready room and waits... taking in
how quiet it is, swallows:: 
Lt Sara Crusher:        just stuff I guess
Victor Andros:  ::Stands and walks back over to Idrys::
ElRiov trIdrys:         Of course I do, Captain. Oh, by the way ...
Cpt Morrigan:   Wicca&gt;  ::::fades into the room::::
Cpt Morrigan:   Wicca&gt; :::looks at Mason in surprise::::
ElRiov trIdrys:         I understand we are supposed to pick someone up along 
the
way?
HeatherMclouson:        To put it lightly, yes. ::grins and takes another bite::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::notices Wicca:: AHH! 
I JoeCastillo:  ::Arrives at the office and notices D'nalls already there::
Good evening Lt.
Cpt Morrigan:   Quite a few someones, Ensign.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; H, hello. ::smiles:: 
LtJvanDnalls:   ::enters the office and waits for Joe::
Cpt Morrigan:   Wicca&gt; Shhhh!  
Lt Sara Crusher:        everything just keeps getting more complacated 
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; How so, Beanie?
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::winces and nods a lot:: 
ElRiov trIdrys:         I meant the Ambassador ...
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; What has changed?
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::looking around the room uncomfortably:: 
Lt Sara Crusher:        nothing.. EVREYthing
Cpt Morrigan:   Wicca&gt; What are you here for?
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::keeps picking apart the scone::
LtJvanDnalls:   What can I do for you, Joe?
LtJoshuaAsper:  Would you care for something to drink?  ::pulls some wine out
from the chilled bottle::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; Captain Morrigan told me to bring my
personnel roster. I haven't a clue. 
Cpt Morrigan:   Wicca&gt;  Are you filing a formal complaint against that pig
in engineering?
Cpt Morrigan:   :::nods::: Yes.....
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; Pig? Wallace? 
I JoeCastillo:  Um this is kindda embarassing sir but the captain asked me to
go trough security clearance with the new counselor but i um...don;t know how
to do that.
Cpt Morrigan:   Wicca&gt; :::shudders::: That would be him.
ElRiov trIdrys:         Well I do know that Sis will be very glad to see me 
again.
::smiles impishly::
LtJvanDnalls:   Oh... new Couselor huh?
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; I will straighten him out yet! 
HeatherMclouson:        ::swallows:: I think that a drink would be an excellent
idea.
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::turns and heads to TL::
LtJvanDnalls:   ::heads over to one of the panels::&lt;m&gt; Poor fool...
Victor Andros:  Sis?
Cpt Morrigan:   :::looks confused for a few moments:::: Ummm.... okay.  I'm
sure.
I JoeCastillo:  Yes sir and I didn't want to make a bad impression by letting
him know that i dont know.
ElRiov trIdrys:         Lwax.
LtJvanDnalls:   well, joe, first you have to get a retnal scan and a blood
smple at this desk here.
ElRiov trIdrys:         It will be SO fun ...
I JoeCastillo:  Yeah poor guy don't think he understands hes getting onto a
ship with tons of problems.
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::smiles and pops the wine with a 'pop' and then pours her
glass about two-thirds full, then does the same to his own::  Bolian Tresidic
Wine.  2335.  Not that synthetic stuff, this is real.  ::smiles and sips::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Mason&gt; ::stands uncomfortably:: Are... are you hiding
for some reason? 
LtJvanDnalls:   Oh, that is fine, Joe, you should have been shown this already
Cpt Morrigan:   :::makes a note to see about getting the ship renamed the USS
Cuckoo's Nest::::
I JoeCastillo:  Ok, retinal scan blood sample, got it.
LtJvanDnalls:   I guess we've been a tad on the busy side
LtJvanDnalls:   What with all that bein almost kileld and all.
Cpt Morrigan:   :::smiles politely::: You are Betazoid... aren't you?
Victor Andros:  ::Throws a puzzled look at Morri::
HeatherMclouson:        ::swirls the glass under her nose:: Good year. ::takes a
sip and smiles:: Very good year.
I JoeCastillo:  ::Chuckles:: Busy? the Banshee, never.
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::nods:: Indeed I am, Captain.
LtJvanDnalls:   Tons of problems, Joe?
Cpt Morrigan:   Full blooded?
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::smiles::  I thought you'd like that.  ::bites into his
potatoe::
LtJvanDnalls:   Never erally thought of it that way.
ElRiov trIdrys:         Yes, why?
LtJvanDnalls:   Then again, I try to ignore most of the crew.
Lt SamanthaMason:       JLock&gt; ::In charge of engineering, but working at her
console:: 
Victor Andros:  Another one. Interesting.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; ::singing folk songs and playing a banjo:: 
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::is flicking bits of scone into her tea::
I JoeCastillo:  Yeah well not life threatning problems just everyone needs
someone to talk to, and with us beiong always so busy, theres not always
someone to talk to, but ahvinga  counselor will help that.
LtJvanDnalls:   Anyway.. after you get the blood ample and the retnal scan,
you have to issue them clearence here on this panel, and give them a set of
computer access codes.
I JoeCastillo:  What determines how much clearance they get?
Cpt Morrigan:   Good.  I want a summary of important Betazoid protocols I need
to be aware of before we reach Delphi VII.
LtJvanDnalls:   Chekc with the Captain as well, he may also be recieving a
copy of the command codes...
HeatherMclouson:        ::puts the glass down and goes back to her dinner:: So 
how
goes the flight squad?
LtJvanDnalls:   The computer has all that... all but the command code
clearence.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; Hullo? ::toward where Wicca's voice came
from:: 
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; Sara... stop it.
ElRiov trIdrys:         Of course, Captain. Just be prepared to, shall I say, 
grin
and bare it.
Victor Andros:  ::Walks up to Idrys and hands him a PADD:: Your quarters.
LtJvanDnalls:   That is something that the Captain must clear
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::takes PADD:: Thank you Commander.
Victor Andros:  ::nods:: Of course.
Cpt Morrigan:   :::sighs::: I was afraid you would say that.... on your way
now.
I JoeCastillo:  ok no prob ill ring her up and ask
LtJoshuaAsper:  The Shoguns are prepped, though we haven't had much use for
them as of late.  The squads practice in the holodeck for an hour a day or
so, but not much field training.
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::stops it:: Yes Ma'am
Cpt Morrigan:   I have.... business to attend to.
LtJvanDnalls:   All you need to do after that is give him a good strong slap
across the face.
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::nods:: Aye Captain. :::steps into TL::: Sickbay. :::TL
doors close, lift moves:::
I JoeCastillo:  Excuse me sir?
LtJvanDnalls:   ::grin::
Cpt Morrigan:   :::looks at Victor and makes the international sign for Fruit
Loop::::
Victor Andros:  ::Shrugs::
HeatherMclouson:        Is there much difference in the holodeck and the field? 
I
always found the holodecks to be acurate for those kinds of things.
Cpt Morrigan:   Number One... you have the bridge.
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LtJvanDnalls:   To wake him up... nevermind, it was a joke Joe
Victor Andros:  ::nods:: yes, ma'am
Lt SamanthaMason:       ((Morrigan&gt; ::mimes:: Follow your nose!! ))
Victor Andros:  ::Walks to the center seat and sits::
Cpt Morrigan:   :::heads to the RR and enters::::
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I JoeCastillo:  Oh. i'm sorry sir, i guess im always a bit up tight when im
on duty and i dont get your jokes
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::looks up and bites her lip:: Did Rhi..::Pauses and 
gets
that damn it did it again look:: Did the Captain tell you anything about when
she was in the recovery?
Victor Andros:  ::Turns on the vibrator and sighs contentedly::
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::nods::  Yes, and no.  I mean you get the thrill, but the
handling of the air craft and dealing with the fact that there are no safety
protocols is something else.  ::takes another bite, polishing off the
potatoe::
I JoeCastillo:  i'm sure they'd be funny if i was off duty
LtJvanDnalls:   Joe, you need to learn to relax.
Cpt Morrigan:   :::sits behind her desk and looks at Mason::::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Mason&gt; ::jumps back to attention hearing the doors 
hiss
open:: 
LtJvanDnalls:   If you don't this job will kill you
Cpt Morrigan:   Sit, Lieutenant.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::sits:: 
ElRiov trIdrys:         :::TL doors open, steps out into SB:::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::still tense:: 
LtJvanDnalls:   The stress will eithe drive your blood pressure up so high
that the top of your head blows off, or you'l go so nuts that you'll take a
long walk out a short airlock...
I JoeCastillo:  I relax off duty, sometimes but I always thought then when
people's lives depend on you, you have to take your job seriously.
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;I know that head blowing feeling....&gt;&gt;
HeatherMclouson:        Well it would be just as easy to turn off the safety
protocols. It's all lined out in the manual. Did you know they put a manual
for ships systems in every room?
ElRiov trIdrys:         :::walks into SB, hands PADD to Asst Nurse Enpicie:::
Cpt Morrigan:   :::picks up her PADD and looks over it::::
LtJvanDnalls:   Well, Joe, you can take your job seriously and still
berelaxed.
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;And put your dirty minds away.....&gt;&gt;
LtJvanDnalls:   That is somethign you learn.
ElRiov trIdrys:         Please see that the Chief Medical Officer receives this.
Ensign Idrys, Counselor, reporting.
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; How are things with you and Cyanah, dearie?
ElRiov trIdrys:         AN Enpicie > Of course.\
I JoeCastillo:  That you're gonna have to teach me they dont teach that at
Starfleet ::Smiles::
Cpt Morrigan:   Lieutenant Mason......
LtJvanDnalls:   That is how I am...
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::shrugs::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; Captain Morrigan. 
LtJvanDnalls:   Ever notice, I almost never loose my cool?
LtJoshuaAsper:  Yes.  I guess you're right, but there is something not
explainable that is there.  It's hard to even put in words.  ::finishes off
his Filet::
ElRiov trIdrys:         Enpicie > :::takes PADD to Dr Crusher, motions to 
Idrys:::
Lt Sara Crusher:        (w)I'm not sure any more
I JoeCastillo:  Yeah its one of the things i admire about you sir.
Cpt Morrigan:   I am to understand that you are having some control issues in
engineering....
LtJvanDnalls:   ::smirk a bit and nods::
I JoeCastillo:  How do you do it?
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt;  Why not?  You love her, yes?
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::looks up at the nurse and gets all cold again:: Can 
you
not see I'm with some one at the moment!
LtJvanDnalls:   Well, I've been in enough fire fights... I gues that is the
only way you can really larn somethign liek that
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; :::quirks a brow and Sara::::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Mason&gt; ::sighs and nods:: Yes. Yes... I am. 
HeatherMclouson:        I guess true pilots would be able to just tell the
difference between real and projected.
ElRiov trIdrys:         Enpicie > ::blinks:: Sorry Ma'am. ::walks away::
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::takes the padd and tosses it on her desk::
HeatherMclouson:        ::finishes her plate and takes another sip of wine::
LtJvanDnalls:   Anyway...
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; Sara... it is probably the Counselor.
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::Smiles::  Yes, precisely.  ::sips his wine::
I JoeCastillo:  Yes sir?
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::sighs::I know.. 
LtJvanDnalls:   All that is left to do with this FNG is check to make sure hte
clearence goes threw.
LtJoshuaAsper:  You aren't allowed anywhere but Sickbay and your quarters,
right?  
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; Go.... and I want you to have dinner with me
tonight.
LtJvanDnalls:   Once that is done, get him an escort to his quarters...
LtJvanDnalls:   And have someone show him to his office as well.
ElRiov trIdrys:         :::notices Enpicie sobbing::: Why what's the matter, 
Nurse?
LtJvanDnalls:   Might as well be nice to the poor bastard.
Cpt Morrigan:   ::::looks at Mason::: You seem like a fairly capable sort.
HeatherMclouson:        ::sighs:: Right. This lovely device, ::points to the 
band
on her ankle::  ensures that Security knows where I am.
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::nods.. picks up the padd and walks around the
desk..stops:: I do by the way.. Very much so.. 
I JoeCastillo:  No prob i'll have ensign smith escort him she's real good and
amicable too.
ElRiov trIdrys:         Enpicie > ::snif:: She ... ::snif:: just ... ::snif:: 
told
me to leave.
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::walks out of her office and into the bay::
LtJvanDnalls:   Good
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; She'll be comin' 'round the moutain when she
comes! She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes! ::playing the
banjo as he sings:: 
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::smiles::  
LtJoshuaAsper:  +Security+  Asper to Security.
LtJvanDnalls:   And, start a pool...
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::wonders where the hell her personal nurse is::
I JoeCastillo:  On?
OnlineHost:     EnsAaron Markus has entered the room.
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; :::follows and looks at Idrys curiously as she
makes her way out of sickbay::::
I JoeCastillo:  You wanna get that sir or sohuld i?
ElRiov trIdrys:         There, there, Nurse, I'm sure she didn't ... ::looks 
up::
Ah, you must be Doctor Crusher.
LtJvanDnalls:   I have 20 bars of gold pressed latiumn that says this guy
doesn't last a month.
LtJvanDnalls:   I got it.
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::extends hand:: Ensign Jansug Idrys, Counselor, 
reporting
as ordered.
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::nods:: 
LtJvanDnalls:   +Asper+ Yes, Mr. Asper?
OnlineHost:     EnsAaron Markus has left the room.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::takes a deep breath:: I am...trying to 
act
as professionally as I can. Most of my officers are, but there's one man...
one... ::resists to explode:: person, who is driving me closer and closer to
the brink. 
HeatherMclouson:        Jenny&gt; ::gets up from her desk:: Did you need 
something
Doctor?
Lt Sara Crusher:        Have a seat, Ensign, I'll be right with you
Cpt Morrigan:   Does he perform his duties to standard?
ElRiov trIdrys:         Enpicie > ::exits in a flood of tears::
LtJoshuaAsper:  +D'nalls+  Lieutenant, can I have permission to take
Lieutenant JG Mclouson to Holodeck 1?  She's only currently allowed to her
quarters and sickbay.  
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::sits::
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::looks at Jenny and then looks at the weepy nurse:: You
will assit me.. Enpicie you may go back re stocking med kits
LtJvanDnalls:   +Asper+ If you agree to take full responsibility for a
possible security risk....
ElRiov trIdrys:         Enpicie > ::enters quarters, sits and talks with her 
friend,
Nurse Mary BuHu::
LtJoshuaAsper:  +D'nalls+  Yes, sir.  Thank you, sir.  Asper out.
LtJvanDnalls:   +Asper+ Hold on
LtJvanDnalls:   +Asper+ I need to verify with command.
LtJoshuaAsper:  +D'nalls+  Sure thing.
HeatherMclouson:        Jenny&gt; Yes ma'am.
LtJvanDnalls:   +Bridge+ Security to bridge.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; I get reports from every single one of my
direct subordinates, including Wallace and they are...as far as I know
complete. Still the man never does any work...::thinks:: when I'm around. 
I JoeCastillo:  I'll take that bet i think he'll last a month.
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::picks up her tri-corder and walks over to new Ensign::
HeatherMclouson:        ::excited that she might be able to leave::
I JoeCastillo:  How bout a bet on how long those 2 will last?
Victor Andros:  +J'van+ Go ahead.
LtJvanDnalls:   ::shakes hands with Joe:: Your on....
Lt Sara Crusher:        Jenny start a full body scan while I work a neural scan
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::says nothing just scans::
LtJvanDnalls:   +Andros+ Sir, Mr. Asper is requesting permission to take a
locked down crewman to a holodeck... he has taken full responsibility..
Cpt Morrigan:   How would you describe his..... professionalism... his ability
to perform in a manner befitting StarFleet?
HeatherMclouson:        Jenny&gt; Of course. ::scanning and trying to anticipate
Sara's needs::
Victor Andros:  +J'van+ Who?
LtJvanDnalls:   +Andros+ I figured it would be a good idea to check with you
before i gave final permission.
LtJvanDnalls:   +Andros+Mclouson
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; :::breezes into the Security Offices::::
Victor Andros:  +J'van+ McLouson? Oh. Right. The lazy one that's zinging
around death threats.
Lt Sara Crusher:        Anything of major importance I need to know of, Ensign?
LtJvanDnalls:   +Andros+ I'll take that as a negative...
ElRiov trIdrys:         No, not really, Doctor.
I JoeCastillo:  Stans up at attention Mrs. Morrigan may i help you with
something?
HeatherMclouson:        (lol Andros)
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; I trust you read the whole incident on
the...biting ants? 
Victor Andros:  +J'van+ I don't see how this could be a good idea.
Lt Sara Crusher:        Do you have your records from your last posting 
::continues
her scans::
ElRiov trIdrys:         Yes. ::hands over datachip::
LtJvanDnalls:   +Andros+ I tend to agree, but I needed your permission either
way.
Cpt Morrigan:   :::bites her lower lip to keep from laughing::: Well, that...
and the security department is taking bets as to whether your.... ummm....
endowments are... real.
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::takes it and hands it to Jenny::
LtJvanDnalls:   +Andros+ security out
Lt Sara Crusher:        {LOL}
LtJvanDnalls:   +asper+ Mr. Asper, permission has been denied by command.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::flushes red and collapses her head into 
her
hands, clunking her head on the table:: 
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::rolls his eyes and thinks::  Damn it all the hell.
+D'nalls+  Understood, Lieutenant, thank you anyway.
LtJoshuaAsper:  +D'nalls+  Asper out.
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::looks to Heather::  I tried.
LtJvanDnalls:   ::obviously speaking threw a huge grin::+ Asper+ Sorry, Mr.
Asper...
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; :::waves breezily to Castillo::: No need to get
all stiff with me..... I'm just a mother.... and not like they call my
daughter....
HeatherMclouson:        Hey it was a good try.
HeatherMclouson:        Jenny&gt; ::takes the data chip:: Would you like me to
download these now?
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::shrugs::  I'm sorry.  
Cpt Morrigan:   Samantha... what do you want to do with the situation?
Cpt Morrigan:   We can put him off ship at Delphi VII.
HeatherMclouson:        It's okay. Want to count floor dots? Or read the ship
manual? ::laughs::
LtJvanDnalls:   ::looks at Joe:: Sometimes, this job is SO rewarding.
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::looks at her oddly:: No I want it when he 'd resigned
again
I JoeCastillo:  ::Bites his lip to supress a laugh:: Where im from Mrs
Morrigan we were thought to respect all women especially mothers .
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::rolls her eyes::
Lt SamanthaMason:       ::looks up:: Yes we could. 
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::smiles::
LtJoshuaAsper:  I know what it's like to sit around and not be able to go
much of anywhere.  I served on a Venture-class vessel.
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::walks over and looks at all the scans::
HeatherMclouson:        Really? I never heard about them.
LtJoshuaAsper:  Venture-class?  It's smaller than a Defiant.
LtJvanDnalls:   ::Just noticed that they are not alone::
Cpt Morrigan:   You have my authorization to do so if you so desire.  Wicca
has provided me with enough fodder to launch him in a torpedo if you would
like.
LtJoshuaAsper:  It's about as big as one deck on the Banshee - with engines.
::smiles::
Lt Sara Crusher:        You scans appear to be normal, Ensign, you are cleared 
for
duty as of now..
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; :::smiles broadly::: I'm so glad you enjoy your
job, J'van.... may I call you J'van?
ElRiov trIdrys:         Thank you Doctor. ::smiles::
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::files her scans so she can write up a report which 
will
get out of dinner::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; I'll talk with him, see if I can't... I'll
talk with him first Captain. 
LtJvanDnalls:   Oh, yes, of course...
HeatherMclouson:        Jenny&gt; ::sighs and downloads the files:: (m) Testy 
today
aren't we?
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;Don't count on it, Sara.... Kathryn WILL find you....
if she has to use Morri to do it.&gt;&gt;
LtJvanDnalls:   What woudl you perfer I call you by?
Victor Andros:  ::Starts reading up on Betazoid rituals::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::looks Morrigan in the eyes, still
embarrassed though:: 
ElRiov trIdrys:         And now for Security ... toodles for now. ::stands and
exits, heads for TL::
Lt Sara Crusher:        Now if you'll follow me, the Captain has requested I 
take
you to the counsling center
Cpt Morrigan:   Good.  Because if I have to deal with this issue again.....
:::leaves the threat hanging::::
HeatherMclouson:        Wow...that's small. What were you on it for?
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::enters TL:: Security. ::doors close, TL moves::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; Yes ma'am... ::goes quiet:: 
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::looks back:: Or you can leave
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::doors open, steps out into corridor, heads to 
Security::
Lt Sara Crusher:        no skin off my nose..
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;Oops... poor Sara!&gt;&gt;
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::enters Security::
LtJoshuaAsper:  Assistant Security then Chief Tactical.  Got cabin-fever and
got transferred after treatment.
OnlineHost:     EnsAaron Markus has entered the room.
Victor Andros:  &lt;&lt;knowing Josh, about 10-20&gt;&gt;
I JoeCastillo:  If you two would excuse me i have to ask the captain
something. ::Beams a smile at MRs. Morrigan:: A pleasure seeing Mrs.
Morrigan.
LtJoshuaAsper:  {{:-p}}
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::goes back to her office to hide::
HeatherMclouson:        Jenny&gt; ::drops the walking on eggshells act:: What
crawled up your ass and died?
Cpt Morrigan:   You may call me by anything other than the Captain's Mother.
OnlineHost:     EnsAaron Markus has left the room.
LtJvanDnalls:   ::nods to Joe::
LtJvanDnalls:   Do you prefere Kathryn?
Lt SamanthaMason:       ((is that too Mason?))
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::turns and looks at Jenny:: Excuse me?
Lt SamanthaMason:       ((to))
ElRiov trIdrys:         Hello ... anybody here? :::wonders who he'll meet 
next:::
LtJoshuaAsper:  So...
HeatherMclouson:        That's anther thing I wanted to ask you. How can you be 
a
Chief if you don't have any underlings?
I JoeCastillo:  ::Walks towards the new counselor:: Ensign trIdrys I'm Lt. JG
Castillo.
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; Kathryn is fine... or Rynnie....
LtJvanDnalls:   ::motins toward the door to his personal office:: Woudl you
like to talk?
HeatherMclouson:        Jenny&gt; You heard me...
I JoeCastillo:  I'll be handling your security clearance today.
HeatherMclouson:        Jenny&gt; What's with the mood?
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; I thought you would never ask.
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::smiles::  I do have underlings.  Ther ARE assistant
tactical officers.  When I'm not on the bridge, who do you think mans
tactical?
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::nods, extends hand:: A pleasure Lieutenant.
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::hands over datachip::
LtJvanDnalls:   ::smiels and follows her into his office::
LtJvanDnalls:   ::motions to one of his ultra comfy chairs::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Mason&gt; ::sitting quietly:: Um... 
HeatherMclouson:        Bridge ensigns...the same ones that handle all the jobs
when people leave...I thought it was just generic people.
LtJvanDnalls:   Can I get you anything, Kathryn?
Lt Sara Crusher:        What I'm not allowed to have my moods? Sweet little 
Sara..
Little miss pollyanna can't be in a pissy mood? ::throws her hands up and
walks out of sick bay::
Cpt Morrigan:   Is there anything else you would like to discuss with me,
Samantha?  Any other... concerns?
I JoeCastillo:  ::Takes his hand and shakes it:: I'll be with you in a second
but i need to take care of something real quick please have a sseat while you
wait.
Victor Andros:  &lt;&lt;Generic people? Oh, you mean red shirts?&gt;&gt;
ElRiov trIdrys:         (( uh oh ... comfy chairs? NOBODY expects the Spanish
Inquisition! BIGGLES!! ... ))
LtJvanDnalls:   ((NI))
LtJoshuaAsper:  Nope, there are specific helmsmen and tactical officers.  I
also supervise the torpedo specialists and the phaser technicians.  They all
fall under the tactical department.  
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; ::::sits::: Tea.... honey... no lemon.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; As...to these...tapes.... Er... wh... who 
has
seen them? 
HeatherMclouson:        Oh.
ElRiov trIdrys:         Of course. ::sits::
HeatherMclouson:        Jenny&gt; ::smiles:: Well I guess she just did.
Cpt Morrigan:   Castillo.... D'nalls.... and myself.  We're in the process
of.... losing them.
LtJvanDnalls:   :nods and walks over to the replicatorLL
I JoeCastillo:  ::Walks away out of earshot:: +Smith+ Castillo to Smith.
LtJoshuaAsper:  People try and put down the tactical officer and try to make
fun of them when they say Chief Tactical, but they are a chief.  ::smiles::
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; Enjoying being back on the ship, J'van?
I JoeCastillo:  Smith&gt; Aye sir?
LtJvanDnalls:   Tea, honey, no lemon... and a Red Leaf Tea, 1 sugar.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::perspiring:: Good. 
Lt Sara Crusher:        +Morri+ ::very harsh.. pissed off tone:: Crusher to
Morrigan.. The new crewmen has had his work up and it clear but he left
before I could show him to his office.. ::cuts the comm and enters a TL::
Cpt Morrigan:   Excuse me a moment, Samantha.
LtJvanDnalls:   ::waits for the cups to come into beign and walks to his desk,
placing hers on the desk infront of her, then sitting::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Yes ma'am. 
Cpt Morrigan:   *Crusher* Morrigan to Crusher.
Lt SamanthaMason:       ::notices that the Captain is calling her by first 
name...
:: 
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::moans:: +Morri+ Yes Ma'am?
I JoeCastillo:  +Smith+ I'm going to need you to escort the new Counselor to
his quarters and then to his office.
HeatherMclouson:        Well you learn something new every day.
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::nods::  That you do, that you do.  ::takes a sip::
LtJvanDnalls:   So, Kathryn, what can i do for you?
Cpt Morrigan:   *Crusher* Doctor... you will report to my ready room
immediately if not sooner... am I understood?
I JoeCastillo:  Smith&gt;+Castillo+  I'm on my way sir.
Cpt Morrigan:   :::voice is dangerously level::::
Victor Andros:  &lt;&lt;BBQ!!!!&gt;&gt;
Lt SamanthaMason:       ::figures that Morrigan is calling her
&quot;Samantha&quot; to at least cut her some slack for being &quot;caught on
tape&quot;::
HeatherMclouson:        (::sells tickets::)
I JoeCastillo:  +Captain+ Lt. Castillo to Captain Morrigan.
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::leaves the TL and heads for the gym:: +Morri+ Yes 
Ma'am
:;thinks.. do I have a choice::
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; Oh, I'm here to find out if there is anything that
I can do for you....
LtJoshuaAsper:  So, what do you do when there isn't anything else to do?
LtJvanDnalls:   I see... Such as....?
Cpt Morrigan:   *Castillo* Captain here.
Lt Sara Crusher:        (Wow Morri's comm is busy..lol)
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;Tell me about it!  I'll need a new * key soon!&gt;&gt;
HeatherMclouson:        Make up holodeck programs.
LtJvanDnalls:   &lt;&lt;::hands otu the bibs and handi-wipes::&gt;&gt;
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::changes direction::
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::blinks::  Really?
I JoeCastillo:  +Captain+ CAptain I wanted to know if you want the new
counselor to have acess to the command codes.
Lt SamanthaMason:       ::glances toward where Wicca was:: 
LtJvanDnalls:   &lt;&lt;::rings the dinner bell::&gt;&gt;
HeatherMclouson:        Yeah...once you read the manual once or five times it
becomes easy to do.
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::wonders if Kathryn was given a comm bagde.. thinks 
even
if she had been she won't us it::
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::snickers and sips::  Amazing, what programs have you done?
OnlineHost:     Blossom Fields has entered the room.
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; I'll cut to the chase, J'van.  You and my daughter
have been on the intimate side... yes?
LtJoshuaAsper:  {{That's...blunt.}}
Victor Andros:  &lt;m&gt; nude weddings, nude galas... geez, don't these
people wear clothes?
LtJvanDnalls:   Yes, we have.  I consider her my Imzadi.....
Cpt Morrigan:   *Castillo* At this time, the answer is negative, Lieutenant.
HeatherMclouson:        Let's see. ::gets up from the table and gets a padd:: 
Only
places I've seen myself. I think its easier to get it more acurate and real
that way.
Lt Sara Crusher:        Computer.. Send a message to guest quarters.. To.. 
Kathryn
Morrigan.. From.. Bean... Sara Crusher.. Can't make dinner have a BBQ to go
to.. 
I JoeCastillo:  +Captain+ Thank you CAptain i will now proceed with his
security clearance.
Lt Sara Crusher:        Computer&gt; Message sent
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::enters TL:: Bridge
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; :::nods sagely::: And she considers you......?
LtJoshuaAsper:  I agree fully.  What premise of the holoprogram?  Adventure?
Historic?  ::looks on intrigued as he sips the remainder of his wine::
I JoeCastillo:  ::Walks back towards the counselor::
Cpt Morrigan:   :::looks at Mason:::
Lt Sara Crusher:        +Heather+ Crusher to Mclouson..
Cpt Morrigan:   I'm sorry for the intrusion.
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::looks up, smiles at Castillo::
LtJvanDnalls:   Well, you would have to ask her, but I am fairly confident
that the feeling is mutal.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::smiles weakly:: Not a problem. 
Cpt Morrigan:   Now.... you're going to take care of the Wallace thing... and
I'm going to take care of the tape thing.
Lt Sara Crusher:        Hult lift.. ::lift stops.. sinks to the floor:: 
I JoeCastillo:  Ok then Ensign trIdrys i'm sorry about the wait i was
confirming your clearance level and aquiring your escort to your quarters and
office.
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::hears Sara's voice and stays silent::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::raises any eyebrow: Yes ma'am. I'll take
care of him. 
HeatherMclouson:        There are a few different ones, The one for Kitros, 
that's
a city on one of the moons of Ferenginar, is a Murder Mystery type program.
ElRiov trIdrys:         Oh I understand.
HeatherMclouson:        +Sara+ Go ahead.
I JoeCastillo:  Now if you would follow me we can begin with the retinal
scan. ::Walks towards the scanner::
Lt Sara Crusher:         +Heather+ Crusher to Mclouson..
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::follows::
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; Good.... good.... you see, I've noticed a bit of
nervous tension when I bring up your name recently... like she doubts you
somehow.... like she's afraid things have changed.
Lt Sara Crusher:        +Heather+ I've been called down to the pit.. You have 
sick
bay
I JoeCastillo:  So what brings you to the Banshee?
Cpt Morrigan:   Then you are dismissed, Lieutenant.... I'm glad we had this
little.... chat.
LtJvanDnalls:   Well, things have been.. .strained....
HeatherMclouson:        +Sara+ Oh...good luck. I think you might need it.
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; I imagine they would be.
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::wonders if anyone notice if she just stayed in the 
hult
lift all night::
LtJvanDnalls:   With her injury... and my beign away...
HeatherMclouson:        ::looks to Josh:: How long do you have til next shift?
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::stifles a laugh and thinks::  Ouch.  She's going to be a
permanent resident.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::stands:: I am as well. Thank you Captain.
::takes a look over where Wicca was and heads for the RR doors:: 
ElRiov trIdrys:         Well, I heard that your Captain was sorely in need of a
Counselor and I applied. I'd just graduated from the Betazoid Counseling
Academy myself.
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::looks at his chronometer::  Not long.  Three hours, I
believe.
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; It's not everyday that my daughter has to play the
damsel in distress.... and it is something she doesn't do well.
LtJoshuaAsper:  Call a nurse to handle sickbay.
LtJvanDnalls:   Yes, i know... I am sure her pride is bruised... needlessly
though
LtJvanDnalls:   It all worked out... Who cares really how she came to be safe,
so long as she is
HeatherMclouson:        ::laughs:: I would except since Sara knows I'm on lock 
down
she'd chew me out for it. There is a better computer down ther in her office.
I can show you the programs in more detail there.
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; You seemt o be a good man, a well meaning man...
just don't let her brush you off for too long.
Cpt Morrigan:   :::follows Mason out and stands on the bridge:::
Lt SamanthaMason:       ::leaves the Ready Room, sighs:: 
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::sitting in the lift::
I JoeCastillo:  Oh I see well we have really needed one its not easy when you
have a ship this &quot;busy&quot; to not have someone to talk to. Ok that's
finished lets go get your blood sample. 
Lt SamanthaMason:       ::heads for the turbo lift, looking at everyone, but not
really looking at them:: 
Victor Andros:  ::Scoots over to his chair::
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::smiles::  Sounds great.  ::Stands and offers his arm::
Shall we?
LtJvanDnalls:   Oh, I do not plan too... Just giving her some breathing room
Victor Andros:  ::Leans over to turn off the massage chair::
HeatherMclouson:        ::takes it:: Indeed.
I JoeCastillo:  :: Heads towards the dreaded blood sampler::
Lt Sara Crusher:        resume ::stands::
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::tsks:: Always having to stick it to people ... 
Lt Sara Crusher:        might as well get this over with
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::follows Castillo over::
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; :::stands::: And if you need any potions, spells,
rope.... duct tape.... just ask.  I know my daughter, J'van... and I know how
stubborn she can be.
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::Walks out into the corridor::
OnlineHost:     Blossom Fields has left the room.
HeatherMclouson:        ::walking the all to familiar route from quarters to 
sick
bay::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::enters the TL, gets a strange vibe from 
the
Captain:: Computer, ::looking around the TL wondering where the security
cameras are:: Computer, engineering. ::stammers it:: 
Lt Sara Crusher:        (Rope and duck tape.. Oooo)
I JoeCastillo:  ::Laughs:: Actaully this is the first time I do this by
myself, and I can't stand the sight of blood.
Cpt Morrigan:   Did you install one of those in yours as well, Victor?
LtJvanDnalls:   ::stands as well:: I am sure that won't be nessesary.... I
have my ways. ::grins a bit::
I JoeCastillo:  Sorry but you're my guinea pig.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Janice&gt; ::looking at Wallace, narrow eyes:: 
ElRiov trIdrys:         You know I wonder why the Doctor didn't see to that ...
::raises eyebrow::
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::takes a deep breath as the lift stops::
Victor Andros:  ::Smiles:: Of course.
I JoeCastillo:  See to what?
ElRiov trIdrys:         Drawing blood, of course ... 
Cpt Morrigan:   :::smiles at Andros::: Of course.
Victor Andros:  I was just sitting there so much ::motions to the center
chair:: that I didn't really have time to use it.
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::motions to the sickbay doors::  Ladie's first...
OnlineHost:     Blossom Fields has entered the room.
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::steps out onto the bridge.. walks up to the captain::
Reporting as ordered, Ma'am
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;If anyone has any time contraints... speak
now....&gt;&gt;
HeatherMclouson:        ::about to enter she sees someone running through the
corridor and gasps as he bumps into Josh pushing her into the next hallway
alittle:: Oh crap.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::exits the TL into Main Engineering, finds
Wallace:; You! ::grabs the banjo:: 
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; Hey! I was in the middle of a banjo solo! 
Cpt Morrigan:   :::pierces Crusher with her gaze and points to the room....
and the doors open:::
HeatherMclouson:        :her anklet goes off setting off an alarm in Security::
I JoeCastillo:  Oh well they dont really need to prick you to examine your
blood we need to have a sample of your blood on record just in case someone
tried to impersonate you.
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::walks over and into the ready room::
LtJoshuaAsper:  Hey!  Watch it!  ::bumps into the wall::  You OK Heather?
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; Now give an old woman a hug... and I'll be off.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::points to her office door:: You into my
office. NOW. 
Victor Andros:  Oh,well, I'll, uh, just keep the bridge, then.
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::shrugs::
LtJvanDnalls:   &lt;&lt;my time is constrained, it's the nature of being a
mortal (more philisophical then you were expecting, huh?)&gt;&gt;
Lt SamanthaMason:       Janice&gt; ::slowly seeks cover under her console and
curls into a ball:: 
Cpt Morrigan:   You can put Chaos in charge if you like... maybe you want to
stop by security and check things out?
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::stands at attention in front of her desk with out a
word::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; Okay, Hotcakes. 
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;Wow.&gt;&gt;
LtJvanDnalls:   ::steps aroudn the desk and gives her a hug::
HeatherMclouson:        Yep. I'm fine. ::hears the comm beep::
LtJoshuaAsper:  {{I feel so...enlightened.  I feel like a new man.  Thanks
J'van.  :)}}
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; :::hugs and squeezes J'van's ass::: Good boy.
HeatherMclouson:        Sec Dude&gt; Heather...
LtJvanDnalls:   ::raises a brow;:
Victor Andros:  I just spoke with Lieutenant D'nalls. Everything is fine.
ElRiov trIdrys:         (( WOOHOO Kathryn!! ))
LtJvanDnalls:   ::and just grins a bit::
HeatherMclouson:        +Sec Dude+ Yeah yeah, but it wasn't my fault. 
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::grits her teeth after Wallace walks by 
and
enters into her office:: Sit down! 
LtJvanDnalls:   Thank you... for stopping by.
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; ::::laughs and exits with a wave and a trail of
floral perfume::::
Cpt Morrigan:   :::enters the RR::::
I JoeCastillo:  Smith&gt;::Walks into the security office and nods at Joe::
LtJvanDnalls:   ::shakes head a bit with an odd smile::
HeatherMclouson:        ::walks into Sick Bay her anklet still going off:: +Sec
Guy+ See? I'm where I'm supposed to be. Can you turn it off please?
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::remains at attention..looks at the wall.. doesn't 
move::
Cpt Morrigan:   :::crosses behind the desk and sits with a slow and deliberate
motion::::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; Okay, okay... what did I do this time? I 
mean
the Connect 4 thing... Maybe your family doesn't consider it a heirloom, but
I mean it was special to me! The Ants... I just wanted the guys to check out
engineering! 
I JoeCastillo:  Ah there is Ensign Smith, she will be escorting you to your
quarters and then your office.
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::but feels the knot in her stoamch::
HeatherMclouson:        Sec Dude&gt;  ::deactivates the alarm::
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::nods:: Ensign Smith. A pleasure. ::smiles::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; I didn't think Measly was going to crash 
into
me cause he can't walk in a straight line for the life of him. 
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::Stifles a laugh and walks in behind Heather::
Cpt Morrigan:   Doctor Crusher.... are you unable to deal with me on a
professional level at this time?
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::swollows::
LtJvanDnalls:   ::notes and alarm light flashing on his desk::
HeatherMclouson:        I hate when it does that. ::goes into Sara's office and
opens up the files::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; I had to dodge a pimple being popped! 
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ENOUGH! 
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;EWWWWW!&gt;&gt;
ElRiov trIdrys:         (( TMI TMI!! ))
I JoeCastillo:  Smith&gt; ::Returns the smile and nods::
LtJvanDnalls:   Computer, location of prisoner tracking braclet 123031.
LtJvanDnalls:   Computer&gt; Main Sickbay.
Lt Sara Crusher:        I do not have a problem with dealing with you on a
professional level, Ma'am.. 
I JoeCastillo:  ::Enters Elriov's clearance on the mian panel and downloads
the computer access codes into a PADD::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; I'll get down to brass tacks with you.
Captain Morrigan has given me the authority to ship your ass off the Banshee
if you don't shape up and follow PROTOCOL!! 
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; You got all my reports right? They're 
detailed
right? Hey! I'm doing my work! 
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::holds up the banjo:: 
Victor Andros:  ::Can't get Morri's suggestion out of his head::
Victor Andros:  ::Stands::
Victor Andros:  Ensign Chaos, you have the bridge.
Lt Sara Crusher:        As you said nothing changes on board this ship.. So 
nothing
has.. 
Victor Andros:  ::Walks to the TL::
HeatherMclouson:        See? ::showing him the file:: It's programed to be 
almost
like a choose your own adventure if you've read those, and you have to go
through and try and figure out who murdered the Councilman.
Victor Andros:  Main Security Office.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; Hey, engineering's a tense job... 
LtJvanDnalls:   ::sits at his desk, pressign a button, as one of the panels in
his office slides open and his door closes and lock::
Cpt Morrigan:   Then I suggest that you watch and curb your tone of voice when
dealing with me not only personnally... but on a comm badge... am I
understood?
LtJvanDnalls:   ::looks over the series of monitors, noting waht is goign
on... brings up audio on Mason's conversation::
HeatherMclouson:        (ooh Dnalls is going Bat Cave on us ;-))
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; You gotta cut loose, just like when you eat
too many beans you gotta cut the cheese or all the pressure builds up, then
what happens? I mean... it gets all hot in there and everything comes out
super gooey and warm.
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::coolly:: Yes Ma'am
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;:::gagging:::&gt;&gt;
LtJvanDnalls:   ::raises a brow::
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::looks at the screen::  Excellent.  Does the murderer change
each time the program runs?
Lt Sara Crusher:        Is that all Ma'am
Cpt Morrigan:   ::::stands and crosses around the desk::: I was in the middle
of a discussion with the Chief Engineer when your snippy little communique
came barging in.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; If you have having intestinal problems I
suggest you talk with sickbay, but from now on Wallace I will keep a close
eye on you. I want you working not goofing around! 
HeatherMclouson:        ::nods:: There is a program variant that I installed 
that
alters the clues and the murderer.
Lt SamanthaMason:       ((If you are having...))
Victor Andros:  ::TL stops and doors open::
I JoeCastillo:  ::Hands over the PADD to trIdrys:: Ok you're all set to go
this in here are your computer access codes. WElcome to the Banshee and i
hope you enjoy you're stay Counselor, Ensign Smith will show you to your
quarters.
Cpt Morrigan:   And I'll TELL you when I'm done.
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::smiles::  That's what I would've done.
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::still standing at attention and looking at the wall:: 
I
did not mean for my report to be.. snippy.. 
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::waving the banjo:: This is not acceptable
behavior!! ::shaking:: 
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::nods::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; ::staring at her dumbly:: 
Cpt Morrigan:   Good.
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::nods and takes PADD:: Thank you Lieutenant. I hope it 
will
be most enjoyable.
Cpt Morrigan:   Now..... let it out.
HeatherMclouson:        Well if you didn't it would make for a boring 
holoprogram.
HeatherMclouson:        ::grins::
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::grins::  That it would.
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::turns to Smith:: Shall we? ::extends arm gallantly::
Victor Andros:  ::walks into security::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::sets the Banjo down:: Let me tell you
something Mister. ::climbing onto her desk, takes Wallace by his cheeks and
smushes his head with both hands and pulls him close...:: No more ants. No
more banjos.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; No more calling me Hotcakes.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; ::face smushed:: on duty? 
Lt Sara Crusher:        I gave you my report Ma'am.. The new counslor has been
cleared for duty.. I didn't get to show him to his office or quarters because
he left while my back was turned
I JoeCastillo:  Smith&gt; ::Hesitates then takes his arm andheads for the TL
with trIdrys::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; And off. 
Victor Andros:  ::nods to Idrys::
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::walks arm in arm with Smith, nods at Andros:: 
Commander.
::smiles::
LtJoshuaAsper:  So, when do you get the shackle off your ankle?
Victor Andros:  Ensign.
LtJvanDnalls:   &lt;w&gt; That man is obviously missing the cheese from his
cracker...
Victor Andros:  ::Walks into the office::
Cpt Morrigan:   I practically raised you when you were growing up, I kept
personal information from you while you were onboard my ship, I slept with
your IMZADI without knowing that was the case, and you are mad as hell at me,
Sara.
Cpt Morrigan:   Now let it out.
I JoeCastillo:  Commander what can i do for you?
HeatherMclouson:        Whenever I get a trial or hearing or something set up.
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;One sandwich short of a picnic?&gt;&gt;
HeatherMclouson:        I think.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; When you come into engineering you will do
your job, be polite and uphold the Starfleet code of ethics for an upstanding
Federation officer. If you so as much even breath the wrong way I will have
you shipped off
LtJoshuaAsper:  {{Couple fries short of a happy meal?}}
Victor Andros:  ::Give Joe a lop-sided grin:: Hello, Lieutenant.
LtJoshuaAsper:  What DID you do, Heather?
Victor Andros:  What do you think of the new counselor?
LtJvanDnalls:   ::sniffles a laugh:: What an asshole.... She should bust tha
banjo over his head.
ElRiov trIdrys:         (( 5 cans short of a 6-pack, and the other has sprung a 
huge
leak? ))
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::swollows again.. starts breathing heavry:: You said no
personal bussniess
HeatherMclouson:        I'm going to kill someone. I thik it's a good idea that
people keep track of me.
I JoeCastillo:  Well i think he'll last a month ::Smiles:: D'nalls had 20
gold pressed latinum bars that says he wont though.
Cpt Morrigan:   Wicca&gt; :::slips into Idrys' office and puts a flower
arrangement with a welcome aboard note on the desk and slips out:::
LtJoshuaAsper:  {{Not the sharpest knife in the drawere, sharpest tool in the
shed, brightest crayon in the box?}}
Cpt Morrigan:   Let it out, Sara.
Cpt Morrigan:   It's an order.
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::rolls eyes::
LtJoshuaAsper:  You're GOING to kill someone?  Meaning you haven't already?
LtJvanDnalls:   &lt;&lt;Sharp as a sack of wet mice&gt;&gt;
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;Ugh... that one grossed me out.&gt;&gt;
HeatherMclouson:        Yeah.
Victor Andros:  ::raises eyebrows:: A month? 
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; to Delphi Seven. I'm giving you a chance to
prove yourself Wallace, don't screw it up! Am I making myself clear?
::squeezing his head like she's going to pop it like one of Measley's
pimples:: 
Victor Andros:  And twenty bars of latinum? Where do you get that kind of
money?
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; ::murmurs something ::
LtJoshuaAsper:  So, who you goin' to kill?
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::huffs:: an order.. That figures.. Your ordering me to
deal with this.. 
I JoeCastillo:  I don't so this counselor better make a month or im screwed.
HeatherMclouson:        Admiral Greysome.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; ::nods his head... he now looks like a fish
with bulging eyes and a tuft of blonde hair:: 
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::smiles::  Why?
Cpt Morrigan:   It's interfering with how effectively we deal with each other
and our duties....
I JoeCastillo:  What I would like to know if D'nalls thikns we're all that
screwed up that we'll scare the guy away or if he just doesnt have faith in
him.
HeatherMclouson:        You wouldn't beleive me if I told you. I'm not even 
sure I
beleive me.
LtJoshuaAsper:  Well, try me.
ElRiov trIdrys:         :::magic-edits to quarters after Smith has left:::
Lt Sara Crusher:        well not all of us can play the ice queen Rhi.. ::stomps
her foot:: Captain
Victor Andros:  ::Laughs:: Well, we couldn't have that. After all, nobody
else is allowed to screw you.
LtJvanDnalls:   ::shakes head a bit::
LtJvanDnalls:   Too funny
HeatherMclouson:        You've heard of slave labor correct?
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; Good. ::pushes him away:, sitting on her 
desk
on her knees:: Then you are dismissed. So help me... one screw up... because
I am not running a day care....and I will have your ass booted off this ship
so hard...that..
I JoeCastillo:  ::Blushes deep crimson:: Commander are you making a pass at
me?
ElRiov trIdrys:         :::enters quarters, sees note, picks it up, sniffs 
flowers
contentedly:::
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::nods::  Of course.
Victor Andros:  ::Chuckles:: I think we passed that stage a while ago, Joe.
ElRiov trIdrys:         Ah, this is the life, Jansug.
Cpt Morrigan:   Fine.  You don't want to deal with it.  That's just fine by
me.  I tried.  
LtJvanDnalls:   ::presses the secret button and the panel closes::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; that... ::points to the door with a shaking
hand:: 
HeatherMclouson:        Are you aware that it is still in practice?
Lt Sara Crusher:        you ordered.. 
LtJoshuaAsper:  Sure, but NOT in the Federation.
Lt Sara Crusher:        there's a diffarace
ElRiov trIdrys:         :::sits down on edge of bed and begins working on 
PADD:::
ElRiov trIdrys:         Betazoid protocols ... yes, the Captain wanted thorough 
and
thorough she will get.
Cpt Morrigan:   No... there is no difference, Sara.  You don't want to deal
with it on your own... you don't want deal with it when ordered.
HeatherMclouson:        Correct. Are you aware that outside of the Federation 
it is
the largest illeagal trade of goods.
Lt Sara Crusher:        you can't order me when it's me and you.. You can't play
captain with me when it's personal
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; Yes ma'am. Ma'am? 
Lt SamanthaMason:       Mason&gt; What? 
LtJoshuaAsper:  Sure, but that means it's outside our jurisdiction and we
don't have to deal with it.  
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; Can I go to sickbay? You kinda crushed my 
head
a little too hard.
I JoeCastillo:  ::Walks closer to Victor:: That goes against STar Fleet code
of ethics, youre using your position of power to seduce me. ::Smiles
devilishly::
LtJvanDnalls:   ::uses security overrides to go in and put in requests for
Wallace to have a series of painful tests for an illness he doesn't have::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Mason&gt; Yes, go. 
HeatherMclouson:        Greysome is trying to change that.
Lt Sara Crusher:        cause I don't know how! What do I say! I'm mas as hell 
at
you and can't make it stop!
Victor Andros:  Oh, am I? And here I thought it was my charming good looks.
Cpt Morrigan:   Why are you mad, Sara?
LtJoshuaAsper:  So, why haven't you killed him already?  
Cpt Morrigan:   Why are you mad at me?
Lt SamanthaMason:       Measley&gt; ::watching Wallace leave:: 
Cpt Morrigan:   Why aren't you mad at the people who ordered me to keep my
mouth shut?
Cpt Morrigan:   Why aren't you mad at Cyanah?
Cpt Morrigan:   WHY are you mad at ME?!
HeatherMclouson:        I just got orders to. And I haven't been given my
&quot;opertunity&quot; yet. And by keeping this thing on. I keep him alive.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Engineering Guy&gt; Wells I gets he gots what he dun
dooded deserved. 
LtJoshuaAsper:  Orders?  From who?
Lt Sara Crusher:        I am! I tried to call my mother she's off some where 
having
a mid life crise
Lt Sara Crusher:        cause I'm hurt!
Lt SamanthaMason:       Measley&gt; Hey, you think I should go to the Ball 
nude? 
Cpt Morrigan:   HURT!?
Lt Sara Crusher:        and I never said I wasn't mad at Cyanah
Cpt Morrigan:   You're hurt!?
I JoeCastillo:  ::Slips closer to vic and puts his arms around his waist::
That Does have something to do with it, but its mostly your postion of power.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Engineering Guy&gt; OOHH NOOsss why iss youss asking 
mess
strange questionsss??? 
Cpt Morrigan:   You nearly kill me over some childish stunt and I spend months
not knowing if I'm going to even walk again... and YOU're HURT!?
HeatherMclouson:        ::grins:: If I knew who they were I would have fixed 
this a
looooong time ago.
LtJoshuaAsper:  So, why are you following THEIR orders if you don't know who
THEY are?
Lt SamanthaMason:       Measley&gt; Come on, we'll be in the presence with...
::whispers:: girls... ::snickers:: 
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::eyes go wide and teary:: I didn't mean that, Rhi, you
know I didn't mean for you to get hurt
Lt SamanthaMason:       Engineering guy&gt; Butsss... wess alreadies in the
pressencesss of girlsss in ingunearin'
LtJvanDnalls:   ::walks out of his office, passes Joe and Victor in the midst
of an obviously romantic embrace and walks past, as if it were completely
normal:: Joe... Sir... I'll be on the bridge Joe.... 
Cpt Morrigan:   I can't contact you and tell you that it's all right.... I
can't even tell you that I fucking forgave you before it even happened and
YOU're hurt!?
Lt SamanthaMason:       Measley&gt; But...these... these are gonna be naked
girls... like from medical and...security... 
Victor Andros:  ::Looks at J'van:: Lieutenant! How are you?
I JoeCastillo:  :: Blushes deep red again and lets go of Victor:: I um, ok
sir.
Cpt Morrigan:   At least when you came onboard this ship you didn't have a
CLUE as to what had happened!  I had to look at you every day and KNOW what
you did that summer.
Lt Sara Crusher:        well YOU wouldn't say anything to me in Ireland! You 
were
to busy following Cy around!
Lt SamanthaMason:       Measley&gt; ::sees Janice:: Hey! Janice are you going to
the ball? 
OnlineHost:     EnsAaron Markus has entered the room.
HeatherMclouson:        Wouldn't you? Under the right circumstances?
Cpt Morrigan:   You were busy sulking!
LtJoshuaAsper:  {{I know what you did last summer!  ::evil music::}}
Lt SamanthaMason:       Janice&gt; ::makes a face:: NO! I'm not going to that
retarded ball. 
HeatherMclouson:        ( I know what you did that summer!)
HeatherMclouson:        (lol)
LtJvanDnalls:   Hello, Sir
LtJoshuaAsper:  Right circumstances?  I don't follow you.
Lt Sara Crusher:        I wish I would have known.. I wish I had had the chance 
to
tell you I was sorry and that I didn't mean it
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;I'm sorry... I just can't resist that
reference.....&gt;&gt;
OnlineHost:     EnsAaron Markus has left the room.
Cpt Morrigan:   Well, you didn't and I couldn't.
Lt Sara Crusher:        {lol}
Lt Sara Crusher:        I know! 
Lt SamanthaMason:       Measley&gt; awww...man.. 
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::exits her office:: 
HeatherMclouson:        Would you rather follow an order...or die?
Cpt Morrigan:   Now you know and I did and you did.... 
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::Blinks::  You're in danger?
Lt SamanthaMason:       Measley/Janice/Engineering guy&gt; ::hunch over their
monitors and work or at least make like they're working really hard:: 
LtJvanDnalls:   I need to get ot the bridge...
LtJvanDnalls:   ::heads off::
ElRiov trIdrys:         :::finishes work on PADD, stands up, exits, heads to 
TL:::
Bridge. 
Lt Sara Crusher:        I know what happened, I've told you I was sorry, but 
know I
don't know where I stand with you.. 
Cpt Morrigan:   I'm not mad at you, Sara!
Lt Sara Crusher:        hell I don't where I stand with anyone!
ElRiov trIdrys:         :::TL moves:::
HeatherMclouson:        ::shrugs:: I'm not sure exactly. They have carried their
threats out with some of the others but they never had one of their
&quot;people&quot; in Star Fleet before.
ElRiov trIdrys:         +Morrigan+ Idrys here, Captain, I have the Betazoid
protocols you requested when you have a moment.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Measley&gt; ::thinks: it's sooo quiet looking at
engineering guy, Janice, and then Samantha:: So... who here's going to that
nude ball! ::then remembers that thing about Samantha having been sans
clothing:: Um... 
Victor Andros:  ::Looks back to Joe:: And what was that about who seducing
who?
Cpt Morrigan:   You stand where you've always stood.... on your own two feet.
You are one of the most stubborn people I have ever met and if there is
anyone who can get through this... you can.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::cocks her head toward Measley:: 
ElRiov trIdrys:         :::TL stops, doors open, steps out onto Bridge:::
LtJoshuaAsper:  Their people?  ::looks at her::
Cpt Morrigan:   *Idrys* Be with you in a moment, Ensign.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Engineering Guy&gt; ::pees hisself durn good:: 
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::laughs:: Your calling me stubborn
Cpt Morrigan:   I am!
Cpt Morrigan:   You are!
Lt Sara Crusher:        So are you!
LtJoshuaAsper:  {{::tries to wave off Idrys::}}
Cpt Morrigan:   I know I am!  And I'm damn proud of it!
LtJoshuaAsper:  {{Danger Idrys!  Danger!}}
HeatherMclouson:        I'm property Josh. Bought and sold further back than I 
can
remember. 
ElRiov trIdrys:         (( LOL ))
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::Blinks::
Victor Andros:  Chaos&gt; Ensign Idrys! Did you find your quarters alright?
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;:::looks for the Robot::::&gt;&gt;
LtJoshuaAsper:  Bought for what?  Sold for what?
Lt SamanthaMason:       Measley&gt; I mean...you..you...you guys all know about
the ball right? like... we're supposed to go... or maybe...I dunno.. I...
uh... I... 
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::nods:: I most certainly did.
I JoeCastillo:  ::Smiles:: See what had happened was, ::Walks back to Victor
and puts his arms aroud him again::
Victor Andros:  ::Laughs::
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;Check the cameras in security!!!&gt;&gt;
Victor Andros:  ::Rests his arms on Joe's shoulders::
I JoeCastillo:  You know the only person besides me that watches the security
cameras is D'nalls and hes heading for the bridge.
Victor Andros:  See, now it's all caught on tape. If anyone asks, *you*
seduced *me*
Lt SamanthaMason:       Measley&gt; I mean...I'm not asking if you're going
naked... I mean... naked... I mean... without... skin... or clothing... or
something... Um... 
Victor Andros:  And, somehow, I just don't think watching us is his style.
HeatherMclouson:        Sold originally to the dealers because I'm sure my 
mother,
whoever she was, needed money for some addiction she had. and then bought by
some obscure collecter with a fetish for destroying people's minds.
Cpt Morrigan:   I know it's going to be hard, Sara.... but you've got to just
let it go and move forward.
Victor Andros:  Chaos&gt; Good, good. is there something I can help you with?
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::thinks::  I know who needs a counselor.
I JoeCastillo:  You're right He's not ::Leans in for a kiss::
Cpt Morrigan:   For your sake as well as mine.
ElRiov trIdrys:         Well, the Captain specifically requested that I deliver 
a
set of Betazoid protocols to her.
Victor Andros:  ::Returns it eagerly::
Blossom Fields:         ((looks to me like everyone on this ship needs one
::grins:::  ))
Lt SamanthaMason:       Measley&gt; Umm...I think I'm breaking out, I'd better 
to
do some pre-popping... ::runs off:: 
Victor Andros:  Chaos&gt; Oh, well, she's in a meeting right now.
Lt Sara Crusher:        I'm trying! I'm just confused.::stops and takes a 
breath to
stop from crying:: Where do I fit in with you out side of this office, Rhi?
Out side of these unifiroms am I still just your CMO, or what.. 
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;Whoo Hooo!  He's going to be busy!&gt;&gt;
ElRiov trIdrys:         Well, I can wait.
LtJoshuaAsper:  So, where were you directly BEFORE Starfleet?
Victor Andros:  Chaos&gt; Well, okay.
Cpt Morrigan:   :::snorts::: You've never just been my CMO, Sara.  It's about
time you figured that out.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Engineering Guy&gt; I dunss whatered the grass ma'amss! 
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::blinks:: We...don't have grass in
engineering.
Lt Sara Crusher:        could have fooled me
Lt SamanthaMason:       Engineering Guy&gt; Oh Nos...
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; What do you mean by w... ::slides down a
console:: 
Victor Andros:  ::Pulls back and hovers above Joe's face:: Tell me,
Lieutenant... you're not on duty... are you?
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::sits on Sara's desk, staring at Heather::
Cpt Morrigan:   :::sighs::: 
Lt SamanthaMason:       Janice&gt; I have to...go work somewhere sane. 
::leaves:: 
HeatherMclouson:        Before Starfleet...On Risa, doing my...my job.
Cpt Morrigan:   It's going to take time, Sara....
LtJoshuaAsper:  What job is that?
I JoeCastillo:  Well im not supposed to be, thats why i was surprised the
captain told me to do the SEcurity clearance.
Cpt Morrigan:   I know you are tired of hearing that.... but you and I have a
long road ahead of us.
HeatherMclouson:        I was assigned to a greasy pig headed buisness tycoon.
Lt Sara Crusher:        :;nods::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Engineering Guy&gt; I thoughts all the whaters be goness
buts its still goings... 
Lt Sara Crusher:        a road we're not on alone 
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; Please.. just go to the bathroom already! 
Cpt Morrigan:   Take a few hours off.
Victor Andros:  Ahhh, so you don't really have to be here, right?
Lt SamanthaMason:       engineering guy&gt; I cants... 
I JoeCastillo:  Nope, y what do you have in mind?
Cpt Morrigan:   :::smiles wanely::: No.... not alone.
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::nods::  What were you doing with this man?
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; WHY??? 
Cpt Morrigan:   Go spend some time with Cyanah.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Engineering Guy&gt; I dones...glued my butts to the
chair... 
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::gets a little uneasy::
HeatherMclouson:        What all greasy men have to pay to get because they can 
get
it on their own.
Victor Andros:  ::Suddenly pushes Joe all the way back against his desk::
Just a little fun.
Cpt Morrigan:   You need her, Sara.
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::rubs the back of her neck:: I know I do
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::blinks::
Cpt Morrigan:   Then go to her..... 
Cpt Morrigan:   Don't be...like me.
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::strolls idly about Bridge, admiring the shiny lights 
® and
listening to the beepy sounds ?:: 
I JoeCastillo:  ::Leans back and starts kissing Vic again::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::winces:: I will get a mop and a bucket 
and
a solvent... 
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::thinks::  No wonder she does that so well.
Lt Sara Crusher:        what does that mean?
Cpt Morrigan:   Later, Beanie....
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::smiles a little::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; ::in sickbay, whistling:: oww... my head.
Cpt Morrigan:   :::tiredly::: You make me work too hard.
I JoeCastillo:  ::Breaks off the kiss and grabs Victor's arm:: C'mon lets go
to D'nalls office so no one walks in on us.
Lt Sara Crusher:        That's the first time you've called me that since I
remembered
Victor Andros:  You want to go into your boss' office to do this?
Lt Sara Crusher:        Someone has to keep you on your toes
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;Don't mess up the couch!  It's real leather!&gt;&gt;
Cpt Morrigan:   Oh, like I don't have a ship of lunatics for that?
LtJoshuaAsper:  Heather?  ::realizes she's zoning::  Heather?
I JoeCastillo:  better than out here in the open, ideally i'd sneak off to
one of our quarters.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::returns with a bucket and mop:: 
HeatherMclouson:        Sorry. ::grins::
ElRiov trIdrys:         (( Real Corinthian Leather! ::in best Ricardo Montalban
imitation:: ))
Lt Sara Crusher:        Yeah but their not your Beanie ::smiles::
Victor Andros:  ::Thinks for a second:: Alright, this could be fun.
Victor Andros:  ::Let's himself be pulled::
Cpt Morrigan:   Go on.... we'll have a real conversation soon... instead of a
yelling battle.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Engineering Guy&gt; Uh ohhh... 
LtJoshuaAsper:  Heather, are you OK?  ::looks concerned and kneels down next
to her::
Cpt Morrigan:   My mother would so not approve.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::backs away:: 
Cpt Morrigan:   Now, git.
Cpt Morrigan:   Before I have to order you.....
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::to everyone in engineering:: 
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::smiles at her:: Ok ok
HeatherMclouson:        Yeah I'm fine. ::grins:: It's my life. I didn't know any
different until I joined up. And even now, there's nothing I can do about it.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Measley&gt; ::returns with tissue clots for his
&quot;pre-popping action&quot;::
Cpt Morrigan:   :::takes a deep breath and heads for the bridge::: I have a
ship to run.
HeatherMclouson:        Except mybe use what I was taught. ::smiles::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::to everyine in engineering:: WHAT IS 
WRONG
WITH ALL OF YOU PEOPLE!?!?
Lt Sara Crusher:        I can't still make dinner with Nana.. ::heads for the
door:: 
Cpt Morrigan:   I'm not telling her.
Lt Sara Crusher:        *can
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;:::magic edits line out::::&gt;&gt;
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; That's it... 
Cpt Morrigan:   :::steps on the bridge and heads for her chair::::
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::perks an eyebrow::  You do know that if you need anything
I'm here.  Just to talk, a nice dinner, a shoulder to cry on - I'm here.
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::looks over as RR doors open, smiles:: Why, there you 
are,
Captain Morgan.
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::leaves the RR and gets on a TL::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; I know... I know what I'm going to do with
all of you! 
Cpt Morrigan:   Ensign Idrys.... I believe you had some business to discuss
with me.
LtJvanDnalls:   &lt;&lt;Sorry, had a phone call&gt;&gt;
I JoeCastillo:  ::Leads Victor to D'nalls desk and then lays on it :: Now
where were we?
Cpt Morrigan:   ::::sits in her chair and turns on the vibrating action::::
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::heads to her chair, PADD in hand::: Yes, you wished 
to be
briefed on Betazoid protocols. They're all in here.
ElRiov trIdrys:         :::hands her PADD:::
Victor Andros:  ::Hovers over Joe:: Somewhere about... here ::Kisses him::
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::would go find Cy IF she WERE here::
Cpt Morrigan:   :::takes it and leans back::: Why didn't *I* think of this?
ElRiov trIdrys:         I knew you would wish a thorough job and thorough is 
what
you get ...
HeatherMclouson:        Yeah I know. ::grins and laughs:: But I think I've done
enough talking. And I think you have to be on duty soon.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; I'm going to...train all of you into an
engineering TEAM! 
ElRiov trIdrys:         :::smiles:::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; And not a bunch of WEIRDOS! 
LtJvanDnalls:   :;steps out of the turbo lift onto the bridge::
LtJvanDnalls:   &lt;w&gt; That seemed to take a lot longer then it should
hav... hmmm
Lt SamanthaMason:       Engineering&gt; ::silent:: 
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::looks at his chronometer::  Want to do something later?
Drinks?  Talking?
Lt SamanthaMason:       Engineering Guy&gt; ::RIPS ONE... A juicy one:: Oh 
nos... 
Cpt Morrigan:   Excellent work, Ensign.  I trust your visit to sickbay and
security were.... informative?
Lt Sara Crusher:        :;forgets her eyes are all red and puffy and goes to
Kathryn's..rings the chime::
LtJvanDnalls:   ::looks around the bridge::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; Measley, clean him up! 
HeatherMclouson:        Or something completely different? ::winks:: Yeah. Come 
by
whenever.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Measley&gt; Me?? but... but.. I... m...
ElRiov trIdrys:         Yes indeed, they were. And I am so looking forward to 
this
mission.
Lt Sara Crusher:        +Heather+ Status report?
LtJvanDnalls:   &lt;&lt;Whos o nthe bridge?&gt;&gt;
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::glaring at Measley:: 
LtJoshuaAsper:  I'll... ::trails at the comm::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Measley&gt; ::whiny voice:: yes ma'am. 
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; Come in, Come in!
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;ME!&gt;&gt;
ElRiov trIdrys:         (( ME ))
HeatherMclouson:        +Sara+ Everything is fine, nothing is broken.
Cpt Morrigan:   Chaos&gt; &lt;&lt;Me!&gt;&gt;
LtJvanDnalls:   ::steps toward hte back of the Captain;s chair::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; ::playing with things in sickbay... just
picking them up and looking at them:: 
Lt Sara Crusher:        +Heather+ Same here.. You have sick bay for the rest of 
the
night.. I've been ordered to take the night off
Cpt Morrigan:   I'm glad one of us is, Counselor.
HeatherMclouson:        ::jaw drops::
Cpt Morrigan:   I'm glad one of  us is.
HeatherMclouson:        +Sara+ you got it.
LtJvanDnalls:   ::looks over the fresh meat::
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::goes into Kathryn's::
LtJvanDnalls:   You must be our new Counselor...
Lt SamanthaMason:       Measley&gt; ::looking at the situation:: Ma'am, can I 
get
some gloves? 
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; NO. 
LtJvanDnalls:   ::extaends hand::
ElRiov trIdrys:         There is a problem, Captain? Why, I should think the
diplomatic reception alone should be worth looking forward to.
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::looks around at all the stuff::
Cpt Morrigan:   :::sitting quietly, enjoying the good good good good
vibrations::::
Victor Andros:  ::Runs a hand up under Joe's shirt::
HeatherMclouson:        Tell you what. It'll be quiet in here. The night shift 
is
dead. I'll give everyone the night off and have a med team on standby to
answer all emergency calls. Want to stop by here?
Lt Sara Crusher:        (Someone take Chip's radio away)
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::winks::  I'll come by later.  We can do something here.  
Blossom Fields:         ((I think the captain is into toys ::runs::  ))
Cpt Morrigan:   Though my mother may feel otherwise, Counselor.... I am of the
firm belief that clothes were invented for a reason.
HeatherMclouson:        Great. See ya.
Victor Andros:  &lt;&lt;::Laughs::&gt;&gt;
I JoeCastillo:  ::Chuckles:and pulls back for a few seconds: Frisky aern't
we.
LtJvanDnalls:   ::waves hand infront of his face:: Nope, not invisible....
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::laughs:: Oh, but it's a great way to relax and unwind.
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::decides whether or not a kiss is appropriate - leaves
anyway::  
Lt SamanthaMason:       ((::has to include that in the picture...:: ))
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::walks out of sickbay and to the TL::  
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::enters it::  Bridge.
Lt Sara Crusher:        Sorry I'm late. I had make a stop
Victor Andros:  ::Clambers onto the desk above Joe:: You could say that.
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::straightens his collar and adjusts the pips::
Cpt Morrigan:   Counselor.... did you meet my Chief of Security?
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; You there! Get to work! ::to someone else::
Stop trying to grab her bum and get back to maining the matter/antimatter
injectors! 
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::steps out of the TL and onto the bridge::
LtJvanDnalls:   ::Sees Asper::
ElRiov trIdrys:         Yes I did. Among other people.
LtJvanDnalls:   Mr Asper... a question for you...
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::nods::  Sure, Lieutenant, what can I do for you?
LtJvanDnalls:   Can you see me?
I JoeCastillo:  ::Puts hid hands up Victor's shirt and feels his back
muscles::
ElRiov trIdrys:         (( ::magic edit my reply to No, I didn't ... :: ))
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::smiles::  Of course, Lieutenant, why couldn't I?
Cpt Morrigan:   :::clears her throat::: Lieutenant D'nalls is my Chief of
Security and my Second Officer.
LtJvanDnalls:   I don't know
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::looks to the Captain and realizes::
LtJvanDnalls:   I was jsut standing here.. talking... and it was liek I was
not here...
ElRiov trIdrys:         Ah. No I didn't meet him ... I met a Lieutenant 
Castillo.
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::speaking rather loudly::  Yes, Mr. D'nalls, I believe that
the security offices are in tip-top shape.
LtJvanDnalls:   ::turns back:: Thank you, Mr. Asper.
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::smiles and walks to his tactical console, relieving the
assistant officer::
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::still rubbing the knot out of her neck::
Victor Andros:  ::Smiles and returns to Joe's lips::
Cpt Morrigan:   He also has a sarcastic streak.
LtJvanDnalls:   ::steps back to where he was when he thought he was
transparent::
Lt Sara Crusher:        (It's a Betazed thing :-D)
ElRiov trIdrys:         Humor comes in many forms, Captain.
Cpt Morrigan:   :::looks at D'nalls with a slight flush rising to her
cheeks:::
LtJvanDnalls:   ::nods:: Counselor.
ElRiov trIdrys:         Ah, you would be Lieutenant D'nalls? A pleasure. 
::smiles::
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::keeps thinking about everything:: I would say I 
needed a
vaction by those never turn out well for me
LtJvanDnalls:   Yes, I would be, and it is.
LtJvanDnalls:   ::smiels a bit;:
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::looks at the new ensign::  
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; Can I get you anything, Beanie?
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; Are you feeling alright?  You look flushed.
Victor Andros:  ::Grins down at Joe and begins to pull the younger man's
shirt off::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; ::in sickbay:: Hello? Hullo?? 
Cpt Morrigan:   *Andros* Captain to Commander Andros.
Lt Sara Crusher:        I was just with Rhi..
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; Well I guess my head's feeling better. so 
I'll
go... ::to no one:: 
LtJvanDnalls:   Counselor...
Victor Andros:  ::Stops suddenly::
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; Oh, Goddess!
ElRiov trIdrys:         Yes, Lieutenant?
Victor Andros:  ::Finger-to-lips::
LtJvanDnalls:   You are fully trained in weapon use I assume?
I JoeCastillo:  Oh yeah? 
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; Should I get you a whiskey?
Victor Andros:  ::Taps his commbadge:: +Rhi+ Go ahead, Captain.
ElRiov trIdrys:         Yes, I am.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; ::leaves sickbay:: 
HeatherMclouson:        ::gets up:: Sorry Mr Wallace. I was busy can I help you?
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::looks surprised at the offer::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; ::stops, hearing Heather's voice:: 
Lt SamanthaMason:       WAllace&gt; ::grins:: 
HeatherMclouson:        ::goes out the doors and sees Wallace::
LtJvanDnalls:   Good
HeatherMclouson:        Hi. Did you need something?
Cpt Morrigan:   *Andros* Commander.... the Counselor is here with his report
on Protocols..... you may find it informative to join this conversation.
LtJoshuaAsper:  {{I'll BRB all.  Gotta switch to the laptop.}}
OnlineHost:     LtJoshuaAsper has left the room.
LtJvanDnalls:   We have at least on person on board currently that is
potentially violent
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; Beanie... there are days I need a whiskey just
THINKING about Rhi.
LtJvanDnalls:   And will be one of your patients
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::laughs::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; Uh... ::remembers what Samantha said:: Just
need something for a headache.
ElRiov trIdrys:         Potentially violent? Might I ask whom?
Cpt Morrigan:   Do you have any adversion to using these weapons?
OnlineHost:     LtJoshuaAsper has entered the room.
Victor Andros:  +Rhi+ Ah, yes, understood, Captain. I'm on my way. 
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;Welcome back&gt;&gt;
ElRiov trIdrys:         No, Captain -- if I have to, I have to.
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;20 min&gt;&gt;
LtJvanDnalls:   &lt;&lt;Until?&gt;&gt;
Victor Andros:  ::Lightly kisses Joe's stomach::
Victor Andros:  ::Gets himself back onto the floor::
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;I finally put this sim to bed!&gt;&gt;
Lt Sara Crusher:        I tried to tell her what I was feeling but I all did was
yell and talk in circles and piss her off
I JoeCastillo:  ::Pouts and sulks:: Ah you get me all hot and bothere and
then you leave me?
HeatherMclouson:        Sure. ::applies a hypo to his neck::
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::is standing at his post::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::ends her shift in engineering::
Victor Andros:  Duty calls, I'm afraid.
HeatherMclouson:        Anything else? Other symtoms? ::scans him::
LtJvanDnalls:   ::smiels a bit;: Now, Ensign.. I wouldn't want to ruin your
fun
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; Ah... so everything and nothing changes.
Victor Andros:  ::Leans in for another kiss::
Lt Sara Crusher:        and I swear if one more person tells me it's takes time 
to
deal with this stuff I'll scream
I JoeCastillo:  ::Gladly accepts:: 
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; ::resists the urge to hit on her...:: 
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; you know... you're... 
Victor Andros:  ::Pulls away reluctantly:: Damn.
I JoeCastillo:  We should finish this later on in more comfortable settings.
Lt SamanthaMason:       wallace&gt; ::can hear Samantha's voice rining through 
his
head::
Lt Sara Crusher:        I guess so.. 
Victor Andros:  You're right.
HeatherMclouson:        Go ahead. I' m not a tight assed Engineer.
Victor Andros:  I gotta leave, or I'll be here all day with you.
Victor Andros:  See you when my shift is up?
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; You and Rhi used to go round and round like that.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; What?? Tight assed? I never said such a 
thing
like that... ::looks around:: It was't me who said that... ::thinking that
SAmantha does have a tight ass:: 
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::eyes stray casually to the new ensign, whom he can only
deduce is a Counselor::
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::smiles::
LtJvanDnalls:   Captain, my I have a word with you... in private?
I JoeCastillo:  Sure thing im going to be in the holosuite running a training
sim you should join me and then we can shower togetther since we'll be all
hot and sweaty.
LtJvanDnalls:   ::said rather stern and cold::
Cpt Morrigan:   :::looks up a J'van::: Of course, Lieutenant.
HeatherMclouson:        ::laughs:: She keeps you guys on silenced down there
doesn't she?
Victor Andros:  ::Licks his lips:: Dammit, stop tempting me.
Lt Sara Crusher:        well at least now I have the nerve to say something and 
not
stand there and stutter then leave in tears..
HeatherMclouson:        ^ ::delete:: on
Victor Andros:  ::Runs out of the security office::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; Well she does now. kinda... 
I JoeCastillo:  ::Smiles impishly:: 
Victor Andros:  ::Walks to the TL::
Cpt Morrigan:   Asper.... :::stands::: You have the bridge.  Excuse me,
Counselor.
Victor Andros:  Deck 1.
Victor Andros:  ::Attempts to fix himself up in the shiny TL doors::
ElRiov trIdrys:         Of course, Captain ... Lieutenant.
Cpt Morrigan:   :::looks over::: Oh, yes... Lieutenant Joshua Asper....
Counselor Idrys....
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::nods:: Lieutenant.
Cpt Morrigan:   :::makes a quick introduction:::
Victor Andros:  ::The ride is too short and the TL stops and the doors open
onto the bridge::
LtJvanDnalls:   ::looks rather... stoic::
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::smiles and steps down, offering his hand:: Welcome aboard,
Counselor. 
Victor Andros:  ::Walks out::
Cpt Morrigan:   You know the way to my RR, Lieutenant.
I JoeCastillo:  ::Straigtens his uniform as well as J'Vans desk::
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::shakes hand:: Thank you Lieutenant.
Victor Andros:  ::nods to Rhi:: Are we ready?
HeatherMclouson:        Something weird happened then I take it.
LtJvanDnalls:   ::steps into the RR&lt; makign sure Wicca i nto in there
waiting::
Cpt Morrigan:   Victor.... I need a few moments.... start picking the
Counselor's brain.
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::nods and returns to the realm of tactical diagnostic and
calculating torpedo yields::
Cpt Morrigan:   ACTION&gt; There is no sign of  Wicca..... but is there ever?
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; Well...::looks around:: Man...you're pretty
good... and might I add you're pretty hot too. Anyway, Hot... ::cringes::
Lieutenant Mason's bring the whole shitstorm down on us... I think it's that
time of the month... 
Lt Sara Crusher:        :;sits on the couch all slumped over both hands wrapped
around her neck::
OnlineHost:     Blossom Fields has left the room.
Victor Andros:  ::Looks to Idrys:: Alright, let's go. ::Sits in his seat:: 
Cpt Morrigan:   :::enters the RR::::
I JoeCastillo:  ::When he finishes he exits the SO and heads for his quarters
to get changed again::
Victor Andros:  I'm going to be the liason to... your sister, so I suppose
I'll need to know what's going on.
LtJvanDnalls:   Computer, seal ready room..
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; :::hands Sara a small glass of Irish Whiskey on
the rocks::::
HeatherMclouson:        Thank you. ::smirks:: From the few times I've met her 
I'd
guess it's a permanent thing with her.
ElRiov trIdrys:         Yes of course.
Lt Sara Crusher:        :;takes it:: Thank you
Cpt Morrigan:   :::crosses arms::: J'van... what is the meaning of this?
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; Yeah...she's like that. 
LtJvanDnalls:   What is hte meaning of this... ::moves closer:: WHAT is hte
meanign of THIS...
Cpt Morrigan:   Yes.... :::voice rises::: WHAT is the meaning of THIS!?
ElRiov trIdrys:         :::hands Andros a PADD::: These are the Betazoid 
protocols
in detail for your perusal.
Victor Andros:  ::Takes them:: Thank you. Is there anything I should know
about... the ambassador... in specific?
I JoeCastillo:  ::Enters his room and heads for the closet::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; Soo...anyway...hey, you said you're not 
tight
assed... 
LtJvanDnalls:   ::grabs her around the waste and starts kissing her deeply,
hard, almost brutally as he pics her up and lays her over her ready room
desk::
Victor Andros:  &lt;&lt;That's right, Joe, back into the closet with
you&gt;&gt;
HeatherMclouson:        ::grins::
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; Sip it, Beanie.
Lt Sara Crusher:        For someone who can read other people emotions why 
can't I
understand my own? I mean, I was so mad but why? Rhi was right I didn't have
a reason to be.. 
ElRiov trIdrys:         No, not really. I think everything is covered in there 
....
::blinks:: isn't it?
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;Yikes!  Guess it's my turn!&gt;&gt;
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::smiles::
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::sips it to fast and coughs::
LtJoshuaAsper:  {{All right, who saw the RR thing coming?  Anyone?  ::raises
hand::  :-p  God, we're all frisky.}}
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; I mean... I'm sure you have a tight ass...
::leans to one side to look:: but I mean... you're probably not like Mason. 
I JoeCastillo:  ::Takes his uniform  off and looks in the mirror :: Yup
defenitely need to increase the situps.
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;Joe... you are so VAIN!&gt;&gt;
LtJvanDnalls:   ::slows down for a moment:: &lt;w&gt; Did i scare you?
HeatherMclouson:        No, I think she and I are very different people.
Lt Sara Crusher:        {Hey! No fair! Everyone gets kissed but me! Mine isn't
here! :()
Cpt Morrigan:   :::gets throughly kissed :::
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;HA!  It's our turn to be mushy, Sara!&gt;&gt;
Lt SamanthaMason:       ((Mason didn't get kissed...))
I JoeCastillo:  &lt;&lt;I'm sorry there was hardly any mirrors in the house i
grew up i love the full bosy ones we have in my new house&gt;&gt;
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;Mason could be kissed.&gt;&gt;
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;Wallace would volunteer.&gt;&gt;
OnlineHost:     EnsAaron Markus has entered the room.
LtJvanDnalls:   &lt;&lt;And then some&gt;&gt;
Lt Sara Crusher:        She was the one who got hurt which was my fault.. She
didn't know about Cyanaha and I when she slept with her.. My mother is the
one who had my memory easried
Cpt Morrigan:   :::blinks slowly and takes a deep breath::::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; ::currently busy talking with Heather:: 
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::goes to 3-Forward:: 
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; Repressed, Bean... just repressed.
Lt Sara Crusher:        same thing
Cpt Morrigan:   I'm not easily scared.
Lt Sara Crusher:        :;takes another sip::
I JoeCastillo:  ::Puts on shorts and a sleeveless shirt:: Time to fight some
klingons. ::Heads back towards the Security Office::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; Soo... busy later? ::grins:: 
LtJvanDnalls:   ::smiels a bit::
Cpt Morrigan:   But I have to ask.... what brought this on?
OnlineHost:     EnsAaron Markus has left the room.
LtJvanDnalls:   Your mother dropped by security....
Victor Andros:  Well... is there something I should be aware of?
Cpt Morrigan:   Damn her busy body hide....
HeatherMclouson:        ::grins:: Busy now?
LtJvanDnalls:   No... she was right to come by
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; Not really. ::grins:: 
Cpt Morrigan:   No.  She's got no right.
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::shrugs:: It's all in there, Commander. Anything of 
real
importance is "flagged" as you can see.
LtJvanDnalls:   we've been avoiding each other
Victor Andros:  ::nods and starts reading it::
Cpt Morrigan:   I told her when she came aboard to stay OUT of my business and
you are definately MY business.
LtJvanDnalls:   She merely wants to see you happy...
Lt Sara Crusher:        I just don't know what to about it all.. ::downs the 
rest
and coughs again::
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; What do you want to do about it?
Cpt Morrigan:   And what do you want?
LtJvanDnalls:   Well, what can I say, I like getting to know my mother in
law....
Victor Andros:  &lt;&lt;Now *that* wasn't suggestive&gt;&gt;
LtJvanDnalls:   &lt;&lt;nahhh&gt;&gt;
HeatherMclouson:        (lol)
LtJoshuaAsper:  {{::blinks::  More blunt than 'you've been intimate with my
daughter, right?'}}
ElRiov trIdrys:         (( s'long as the "knowing" wasn't in the Biblical sense 
...
;) ))
Cpt Morrigan:   :::struggles to get up::::  She is NOT your mother in law....
oh, Prophets.... she's seduced you, hasn't she!?  She's put a spell on you!
Cursed you!  Cursed me!
LtJvanDnalls:   ::lets her up and stands::
HeatherMclouson:        ::tells Jenny to leave and let the staff know they have 
teh
night off:: Come into my office?
LtJvanDnalls:   Is that what you really think?
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::shrugs:: I want what Rhi and I had back.. I want to 
know
that I'll be able to handle what ever happens with Cy. I want my throat to
stop burning.. That wasn't synthol.. ::huffs::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; ::grins:: sure thing... 
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt; The USS Pimp-mobile.&gt;&gt;
Lt SamanthaMason:       ((Morrigan&gt; ::dawns her PIMP hat:: ))
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; Synthe-what?  :::chuckles::: You didn't expect it
to be... did you?
Victor Andros:  &lt;&lt;Come on, show 'em your ass, sweet-pea&gt;&gt;
Lt Sara Crusher:        We don't have the real stuff on star ships Nana.. 
ElRiov trIdrys:         (( yeah but it's one helluva lot better than the ISS
Prude-mobile ... ;) ))
Cpt Morrigan:   :::sighs::: I don't know what I really think, J'van.
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;ROFL!&gt;&gt;
LtJoshuaAsper:  {{LOL}}
LtJvanDnalls:   well, maybe this might help...
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::working on all the reports she got from
engineering, including Wallace's however he found time to write one::
LtJvanDnalls:   ::takes out a small box and hands it to her::
Cpt Morrigan:   I know that I should have been able to.... that you don't
deserve to be...... :::looks at the small box::::
HeatherMclouson:        ::wraps her arms around Wallace's neck and draws him 
into a
deep and hot kiss::
LtJoshuaAsper:  {{=-O}}
LtJvanDnalls:   I've been waitign for the righttime to show you that.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Wallace&gt; ::has no problem with that!! returns the 
hot,
hot lovin':: 
Cpt Morrigan:   :::chuckles nervously::: It's a new communicator design you've
been working on... right?
ElRiov trIdrys:         (( not if he gets down on one knee it ain't ;) ))
LtJvanDnalls:   ::shakes head::
Cpt Morrigan:   :::takes it and looks at him::: Your pet bug?
Lt Sara Crusher:        (Agh! Even Wallace got kissed!)
LtJvanDnalls:   ::slowly sinks to one knee::
LtJoshuaAsper:  {{=-O  ::hears wedding bells::}}
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;&lt;NOOO!  Not the knee!!!  :-D&gt;&gt;
Cpt Morrigan:   &lt;&lt;He's giving me the knee!!!&gt;&gt;
LtJvanDnalls:   I think we shoudl end the guessing, speculation... all of it.
ElRiov trIdrys:         (( ROFL ))
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::looks up a little oddly::
HeatherMclouson:        (::thinks with the way that this sim is going that 
sounds
exremely perverted::)
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; :::smiles::: Beaners.... something... is
happening....
LtJoshuaAsper:  {{::hears Morrigan's passed out body hit the floor::}}
LtJvanDnalls:   I want you to be mine forever, as you are in my heart, so you
should be inthe eyes of everyone else.
ElRiov trIdrys:         (( ::hangs out sign "USS Pervert"::: ))
Lt Sara Crusher:        Yeah but I'm not sure what or who..
LtJvanDnalls:   Rhiannon Morrigan, will you do me the honor of being my wife?
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::slowly working away becoming more and 
more
lethargic:: 
Cpt Morrigan:   :::turning paler by the moment:::: J'van... this is so....
unexpected.... so.... I.... how.... what.....
HeatherMclouson:        (wow)
Cpt Morrigan:   :::looks at him::: I hate that word.
Lt Sara Crusher:        It's kinda like the time Brennan dropped a bowling ball 
on
her foot..
Lt SamanthaMason:       ((dun dun dun!!))
Cpt Morrigan:   :::starts to smile:::: I really really really.... hate that
word.
LtJvanDnalls:   Then agree, and we can stop saying it
LtJvanDnalls:   ::smiles;:
Cpt Morrigan:   :::starts to open the box::: I'll still be the Captain, you
know.
Cpt Morrigan:   This gets you no favors.
HeatherMclouson:        (except the sexual kind ;-))
Cpt Morrigan:   Well... not official ones.... sexual ones... yes.
LtJvanDnalls:   Well, unless that managed to hide a small demotion slip in
there, yes, i understand that
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::shakes her head:: Must be the whisky.. 
Lt SamanthaMason:       Artemis III&gt; ::laying around Samantha's feet,
sleeping:: 
Cpt Morrigan:   :::quickly snaps it shut::: 
Cpt Morrigan:   I didn't think of that.
Cpt Morrigan:   Are you trying to kill me?
LtJvanDnalls:   Yes... it's all a bold plot...
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; What do you feel, Sara?
Lt Sara Crusher:        {That means no more looking at Cy's butt :-D)
LtJvanDnalls:   would you agree already, my knee is going numb
Cpt Morrigan:   Tell me honestly... you really want to be tied to a nutcase
like me?
Lt Sara Crusher:        It's hard to say.. It's been alonf time since I could 
sense
Rhi like this.. 
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::tapping the buttons on his console::
Cpt Morrigan:   :::opens the box and squinches her eyes shut:::
LtJvanDnalls:   If i didn't, I would have left you on that ship with the
pirates.
LtJvanDnalls:   ::grins::'
Victor Andros:  You know, those two are sure taking an awful long time to set
up
Cpt Morrigan:   Oh.... so much for the honor of your Captain.
LtJvanDnalls:   ::shrugs::
Lt SamanthaMason:       Artemis III&gt; ::meows and falls asleep:: 
Cpt Morrigan:   Stand up.
Lt SamanthaMason:       Samantha&gt; ::drops her stylus and curls up and sleeps
head against the table:: 
ElRiov trIdrys:         Yes, I wonder how come?
LtJvanDnalls:   Nope
Victor Andros:  I think we should make sure everything is okay.
Victor Andros:  ::Stands and walks ovet to the RR doors::
Victor Andros:  ::rings the chime::
Cpt Morrigan:   :::jumps at the noise::: Oh, crap...
LtJvanDnalls:   Better agreee....
Cpt Morrigan:   Or what?
LtJvanDnalls:   This could get... awkward
Cpt Morrigan:   :::calls out::: Be right there!@
Cpt Morrigan:   OKay, okay.... I agree!  For now!
Lt Sara Crusher:        My head feels like a huge jiggsaw puzzle
Victor Andros:  ::Looks puzzled::
LtJvanDnalls:   No for now...
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; Maybe you should lie down.
Cpt Morrigan:   Okay, okay... until you change your mind.
LtJvanDnalls:   Thats fair
LtJvanDnalls:   ::stands slowly::
Lt SamanthaMason:       ((how does a head feel like a jigsaw puzzle?))
Cpt Morrigan:   You going to put this thing on my finger or do I have to do it
myself?
Lt Sara Crusher:        No that's ok.. I'm still dreaming about the accident..
Drugs are wonderful things sometimes
LtJvanDnalls:   ::takes out the utterly stunning ring and slides it on:
Cpt Morrigan:   :::mutters::: not like I have to do everything around here.
I JoeCastillo:  &lt;&lt;sorry guys i cant stay up any longer its getting
really alter here good night everyone&gt;&gt;
OnlineHost:     I JoeCastillo has left the room.
Cpt Morrigan:   PAUSE SIM
Cpt Morrigan:   PAUSE SIM
Lt Sara Crusher:        paused
Cpt Morrigan:   PAUSE  SIM
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::::paused, AA::::
Cpt Morrigan:   Holy crap!
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::paused::
HeatherMclouson:        paused
Lt SamanthaMason:       3 hours.
ElRiov trIdrys:         ::::::::::confettis the couple:::::::::::::
LtJoshuaAsper:  Two and a half.
Cpt Morrigan:   Did we beat our personal best?
LtJoshuaAsper:  No.
Lt Sara Crusher:        Banshee's haveing a wedding!
Victor Andros:  Attention!!
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::@@:
LtJoshuaAsper:  :
Lt Sara Crusher:        nope
HeatherMclouson:        ::AA::
Lt SamanthaMason:       wasn't that like 4 hours?
Lt SamanthaMason:       ::attn::
Lt Sara Crusher:        that would be 4
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::AA::
ElRiov trIdrys:         3 hour Sim ... lucky we didn't get stranded on 
Gilligan's
Planet ...
Lt SamanthaMason:       ((still haven't beat the longest in CPA! =-o))
LtJoshuaAsper:  The longest in CPA was like ten hours or something.
Cpt Morrigan:   Okay... welcome aboard Mr Idrys!
LtJoshuaAsper:  ::claps::  Welcome!
Cpt Morrigan:   :::clappity clappity::::
Lt Sara Crusher:        Welcome!
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::claps::
HeatherMclouson:        (what was it? Gamma 7+ hours?)
HeatherMclouson:        ::claps::
ElRiov trIdrys:         :::waves to everyone::: Thanks! Glad to be aboard at 
last!
Lt Sara Crusher:        (Gamma's 9 1/2)
Cpt Morrigan:   I hope you all do your best to make him feel like this is as
much a home as it is to me!
HeatherMclouson:        lol does that mean that now we have to find him a wife? 
;-)
Lt Sara Crusher:        Oh so he's going to beat us on a weekly bases too?
Lt SamanthaMason:       welcome aboard Idrys
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::snickers::
LtJvanDnalls:   ::offers Idrys the keys to the secret alcohol storage area::
You'll need these...
Cpt Morrigan:   Mentally....
ElRiov trIdrys:         thanks J'van
LtJvanDnalls:   No problem
Cpt Morrigan:   And.... it looks like there is going to be a wedding!
ElRiov trIdrys:         Oh this is a ship that needs a Counselor all right. 
Full of
nutcases.
Lt Sara Crusher:        Cool!
Cpt Morrigan:   In case, ya'll missed that. =)
ElRiov trIdrys:         I'll be booked solid ...
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::dosn't have to worry about Cy and Morri now::
Cpt Morrigan:   ::::chuckles:::
Cpt Morrigan:   Poor Sara....
HeatherMclouson:        Oh yeah we missed it. lol All action stopped once he
dropped :-D
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::does not like the chuckle::
Cpt Morrigan:   Well, a man on his knees....
LtJvanDnalls:   Is worth 2 in the bush?
LtJvanDnalls:   ::ducks::
Cpt Morrigan:   OMG!!!
Lt Sara Crusher:        =-o
Cpt Morrigan:   Victor!  ZAP him!
Lt SamanthaMason:       wow... one wedding already this summer... doesn't seem
like there needs to be another one on any other sims... 
ElRiov trIdrys:         hey when I proposed to my RL wife in an IM I at least 
had
the decency to kneel in front of the computer screen! ;)
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::glares at Glenn::
Victor Andros:  ::just laughs::
Lt SamanthaMason:       LOL Idrys
Victor Andros:  I think that's your job now, Rhi
Lt Sara Crusher:        what is?
Cpt Morrigan:   ::::ZAPS J
HeatherMclouson:        lol Zapping Dnalls
Lt Sara Crusher:        Oh wait.. Wrong Rhi..
Cpt Morrigan:   'van:::
Victor Andros:  that
LtJvanDnalls:   ::doesn't seem phased::
Lt SamanthaMason:       ::watching Morri take it out on the Letter 
&quot;J&quot;::
ElRiov trIdrys:         :::thwaps kitten::: DOWN Haroun!! $#@ cat trying to 
grab my
pizza leftovers ...
Cpt Morrigan:   Hmmmm..... :::taps the zapper on the desk:::
LtJvanDnalls:   ::reveals on device on his belt, the Patented Anti-Zap
Cpt Morrigan:   Thank you all SOOOO much for staying late.
ElRiov trIdrys:         our pleasure!
Cpt Morrigan:   Iknow some of you have school in the morning....
Cpt Morrigan:   ::::looks at Sara::::
Lt Sara Crusher:        :-D
Lt SamanthaMason:       NOT ME!!
LtJvanDnalls:   Yes, thank you all for stickign around
Lt SamanthaMason:       oh wait... I have work.
LtJoshuaAsper:  School, it's so overrated!  And, almost finished...
Lt Sara Crusher:        Look at Heather too!
ElRiov trIdrys:         not here either. :-D
Lt SamanthaMason:       ::GRADUATED! BAM!::
Cpt Morrigan:   :::would glare at Josh, but he's on a different time zone:::
LtJoshuaAsper:  ;)
Cpt Morrigan:   :::looks at Heather:::::
Lt Sara Crusher:        Thank you
Cpt Morrigan:   Next week... we arrive at Delphi VII
Cpt Morrigan:   Pick up our guests.
Lt SamanthaMason:       and get naked.
Cpt Morrigan:   Maybe naked in two weeks.
Lt SamanthaMason:       LOL
Cpt Morrigan:   Man... someone is focused on the naked issue.
Lt SamanthaMason:       hahahaha
Cpt Morrigan:   :::glares at Glenn::::
LtJvanDnalls:   Just a bit
Lt SamanthaMason:       ::glares at Morri:: 
ElRiov trIdrys:         Can't blame us Betazoids now, can you??
Lt SamanthaMason:       ::or rather... glares at Debs:: 
Cpt Morrigan:   :::taps her holstered bottle of BBQ sauce::::
Lt Sara Crusher:        =-o
Cpt Morrigan:   Just remember... no bangs!
Lt SamanthaMason:       ::writes the details down... holster of BBQ sauce,
apron... chef hat:: 
LtJvanDnalls:   Husbnd and assistant grill-master....
LtJvanDnalls:   Has a nice ring t oit
LtJoshuaAsper:  LOL
Lt SamanthaMason:       HAHAHAHA... how did you know what I was thinking!!
ElRiov trIdrys:         And a very unusual apron ... :::reads legend, makes 
notes:::
Cpt Morrigan:   ::::laughs::: You just have to keep the coals hot....
LtJvanDnalls:   No problem there
Lt Sara Crusher:        and now he gets to deal with Kathryn and ME on a 
personal
bases :-D
Cpt Morrigan:   Oh... this should be...just...... just.....
LtJvanDnalls:   Crazy?
Cpt Morrigan:   Excruciating was more the word I was looking for.
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; Weddings are so... traditional.
LtJvanDnalls:   supercalifragoliciousexpialodosiuos?
LtJoshuaAsper:  Antidisestablishmentarianism?
LtJvanDnalls:   Swell?
Lt SamanthaMason:       askj;;lkasjfl;kasjkfajslkfjasjflajslfj?
Lt Sara Crusher:        Oooo J'Van! Are you having a trasitional Betaziod 
wedding?
ElRiov trIdrys:         natteringnabobsofnegativism?
LtJvanDnalls:   That will have to be... dicussed
Lt Sara Crusher:        ::snickers::
LtJoshuaAsper:  More naked parties. ::grins::
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; Not if I have anything to say about it.
ElRiov trIdrys:         Oh by all means! The Betazoid wedding is the ONLY way to
fly! Why, I'll arrange it myself.
Victor Andros:  lol
Lt SamanthaMason:       Man... this ship is all about getting naked...
ElRiov trIdrys:         :::busies self with arrangements::: Fun, fun, fun, fun, 
fun!
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; I'm seeing moonlight.... big rocks.... candles....
LtJoshuaAsper:  And naked people.
Cpt Morrigan:   Kathryn&gt; Maybe a few sacrifices....
Lt SamanthaMason:       I vote Asper!
LtJoshuaAsper:  And more naked people.  SACRIFICE NAKED PEOPLE.
Cpt Morrigan:   Oh, lord...
Cpt Morrigan:   This ship is a nudist colony in disguise.
ElRiov trIdrys:         :::cackles:::
Victor Andros:  You wanna see him naked?
Lt SamanthaMason:       Morri&gt; ::would love to see Asper naked::
ElRiov trIdrys:         No shame in being au naturel, Captain.
Cpt Morrigan:   WOULD NOT!
LtJoshuaAsper:  :(
Cpt Morrigan:   Okay... maybe to just see if the whip marks were permanent
ElRiov trIdrys:         Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuch better.
HeatherMclouson:        ooo ouch
Lt SamanthaMason:       Hmmm....interesting...
HeatherMclouson:        lol
Lt Sara Crusher:        TMI
LtJoshuaAsper:  No, they were make-up just for show.  ;)
Lt SamanthaMason:       didn't know you were into that Morri... 
LtJoshuaAsper:  Lash-be-Gone, works wonders.
Lt SamanthaMason:       ::gonna have to change the sketch around to something
else...:: 
Cpt Morrigan:   I guess I better start working a wedding into the budget
Lt SamanthaMason:       We should have ADmiral Gem do the ceremony!!
ElRiov trIdrys:         Well her friend Daire t'Descai uses a ceremonial Cattle 
Prod
on the Raptor ... but we don't know if it has any uses other than keeping the
crew in line DO WE!?
Cpt Morrigan:   :::wonders who the best man is going to be::::
Lt SamanthaMason:       ::Wallace!::
Cpt Morrigan:   :::laughs heartily::::
Cpt Morrigan:   I'm starting to see a pattern....
Cpt Morrigan:   Ice Queens
LtJvanDnalls:   And the men that defrost them... on the next Geraldo....
HeatherMclouson:        lol
Lt SamanthaMason:       lol
Cpt Morrigan:   :::gigglesnorts:::
Lt Sara Crusher:        lol
Lt SamanthaMason:       ::notices she gigglesnorted like Steve Urkel::
ElRiov trIdrys:         LOL
Lt Sara Crusher:        Cy helped.. 
LtJvanDnalls:   1 down... 1 t ogo
Lt Sara Crusher:        and you'd know that if two women we happened to know 
would
DO A LOG.. not that I would nag or HINT
Victor Andros:  2 down
LtJoshuaAsper:  Well, all, gotta run.  Thanks for a great sim!  :)
Cpt Morrigan:   Thanks, Josh!
HeatherMclouson:        Okay I have to go. See you all next week
Cpt Morrigan:    See you next week!
Cpt Morrigan:   Night, Heather!
LtJvanDnalls:   Yeah, I should get too
OnlineHost:     HeatherMclouson has left the room.
ElRiov trIdrys:         Night folks
Cpt Morrigan:   Yes, yes, Sara....
ElRiov trIdrys:         see you next week
Cpt Morrigan:   I will try to hunt the reall Sarah down this weekend.

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