USS Atlantis Sim Attendance January 22, 2001 Present: RAdm AC Zuriyev CmdrBrookeDolan CounselorTempest/Kiela Merienn LtJG Taryn Lt Allen Zinthys Agent DanteSmith LtTommySpark/DrMeghanBelcher CsciAxelalexa/LTCmdrBridges Absent: Eden Sitara Qi raS Doctor Caine Cdr Sullivan *** Chat Summary *** Start time: 10:48:08 PM End time: 11:39:32 PM Room events: 5 *** Line Counts *** Kiela Merienn: 107 (CounselorTempest) Total: 107 DrMeghanBelcher: 81 (LtTommySpark) Total: 81 CmdrBrookeDolan: 78 Agent DanteSmith: 74 Lt Allen Zinthys: 60 RAdm AC Zuriyev: 49 LtJG Taryn: 20 LTCmdrBridges: 3Title: RAdm AC Zuriyev: BEGIN SIM
RAdm AC Zuriyev: BEGIN SIM Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Asleep in bed:: Kiela Merienn: ::in the same place where her entire passive log took place:: RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::on the bridge, dissecting the last communique from FAdm Blackthorne to see if anything was wrong:: Kiela Merienn: Admiral on the bridge. CmdrBrookeDolan: ::on the bridge, standing staunchly by her husband:: RAdm AC Zuriyev: Hmm? ::looks up:: Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Gently stirs and rolls over:: RAdm AC Zuriyev: I have been here for an hour. Agent DanteSmith: ::sleeping quietly in his insane stuper...tied to a
biobed:: Kiela Merienn: I like to make sure people notice the little details. Kiela Merienn: Flower pot in the corner. CmdrBrookeDolan: ::grins:: As you were. Lt Allen Zinthys: <<lol>> RAdm AC Zuriyev: You have a keen talent for stating the obvious, Commander. Kiela Merienn: Enemy ship approaching. CmdrBrookeDolan: That's a bit more useful. Agent DanteSmith: <<oops...dats bad :-(>> Kiela Merienn: Just testing. RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::glares:: CmdrBrookeDolan: ::glares at her:: Kiela Merienn: Emergency drill. Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Rolls out and heads for the sonic shower:: RAdm AC Zuriyev: <<Double-glared!>> Kiela Merienn: See the little light? Agent DanteSmith: ::begins to wake up:: CmdrBrookeDolan: That will do, Commander. Agent DanteSmith: ::feels a bit woozy:: Kiela Merienn: Commander being dismissive. Agent DanteSmith: where am I... Kiela Merienn: ::goes back to her work:: Agent DanteSmith: ::sees the mail Nurse:: Aaaahhh!!! RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::wonders if whatever it is has indeed started to affect the crew:: Agent DanteSmith: down Suli! down! CmdrBrookeDolan: ::sucks her teeth at Kiela:: Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Activates the shower and leans against the wall, utterly exhausted:: Lt Allen Zinthys: <m> too much fun... Agent DanteSmith: Male Nurse> ::rolls his eyes:: so nice to see that
you're awake... Agent DanteSmith: Male Nurse> yaknow... ::grabs biiiiiig needle:: I think you
need another dose of your medicine... Lt Allen Zinthys: <<Heh heh>> Agent DanteSmith: hey hey now! I've told you several times Cmdr...I am NOT
your love toy!!!!! Kiela Merienn: ::wanders away for a moment:: Kiela Merienn: :;reaches a replicator:: Kiela Merienn: ::mumbles something to the replicator:: CmdrBrookeDolan: ::turns to Alexi:: Have you found anything, Admiral? Kiela Merienn: ::takes what is produced:: RAdm AC Zuriyev: I can find no evidence to suspect that any wrongdoing would be involved in this message. Agent DanteSmith: Nurse> oh...shut up! ::jams it in:: Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Shakes his head and steps out of the shower, satisfied that he is sufficently clean:: LtJG Taryn: ::in the brig:: Kiela Merienn: ::wanders toward the Commander and ... ::Oh! Commander! I just replicated this ... would you like it? Kiela Merienn: ::offers her a lollipop to suck on:: LTCmdrBridges: ::looks over results:: Hmm, the quantum feedback seems to show that the addition of a green button on the left side would reflect the reverb and make the engine fire. Agent DanteSmith: Suli!!!! nooooooo.... ::gets stuck:: hehehe...that
felt gooo-ood hehehe Lt Allen Zinthys: <<No foreplay, huh?>> Agent DanteSmith: ::continues to giggle:: CmdrBrookeDolan: ::looks at Kiela:: ah ... what flavor? RAdm AC Zuriyev: +Zinthys+ Lieutenant, please release Lieutenant Taryn from the brig. I think he's had enough. Agent DanteSmith: <<nah...the nurse isn't quite as romantic as
Zinthys :-D>> DrMeghanBelcher has entered the room. DrMeghanBelcher: Boo Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Furrows brow:: +Zuri+ Uh... Aye sir... LTCmdrBridges: All problems in science can be fixed by the addition of a friendly green button. Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Dresses himself:: Agent DanteSmith: <<eep!>> CmdrBrookeDolan: <<Doctor! Welcome!>> DrMeghanBelcher: <<Update, please>> LtJG Taryn: ::rubs his chin:: Lt Allen Zinthys: <<::Laughs::>> LtJG Taryn: <w>I need a shave... CmdrBrookeDolan: ::looks askance at Kiela, wondering if maybe it's jalapeno or vomit-flavored:: CmdrBrookeDolan: <<nothing up yet>> Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Wanders over the TL:: Main brig. Kiela Merienn: Strawberry. CmdrBrookeDolan: <<although Brooke is PISSED at Meghan bc the sickbay is a chaotic mess, so you might want to address that :-) >> Kiela Merienn: Homespun. Kiela Merienn: LOok, it's in the shape of a carousel with tiny little horses! How cute! CmdrBrookeDolan: Uh ... did you do anything to it? Kiela Merienn: ::demonstrates the cellophane:: CmdrBrookeDolan: Uh ... would you try it first? DrMeghanBelcher: ::enters sickbay:: Agent DanteSmith: ::looks around Sickbay:: yaknow Man-Suli... Agent DanteSmith: you could use some flowers in here... DrMeghanBelcher: ::appaled:: Agent DanteSmith: they'd really make your office look more...yaknow...purty
::grins a big ol' doped up grin:: Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Steps out and walks over to where Taryn is:: Mornin' CmdrBrookeDolan: No offense, Commander. DrMeghanBelcher: You incompetent fools! What on Earth is going on here!? LtJG Taryn: ::smirks, and nods:: Agent DanteSmith: ::sees Dr Belcher...waves the best he can:: good morning! DrMeghanBelcher: Clean this place up, or I'm denoting each and every one of you. Kiela Merienn: ::opens lollipop and enjoys teh delicious sugary flavor:: Kiela Merienn: <demoting?> Kiela Merienn: <Or maybe you should annotate them too?> CmdrBrookeDolan: ::smiles at Kiela:: Enjoy that. Thanks for the offer. DrMeghanBelcher: <Leave me alone> Agent DanteSmith: <<lil footnotes would be cute>> Lt Allen Zinthys: I'm under orders to release you. Kiela Merienn: ::puts lollipop in replicator and dissolves it:: Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Nods to the security crewman:: LtJG Taryn: ::raises a brow:: CmdrBrookeDolan: ::wonders why Kiela didn't finish it:: LtJG Taryn: ::stands up:: Kiela Merienn: ::considers rewiring the Commander's replicator to produce only lollipops:: DrMeghanBelcher: <flares at Dante> Agent DanteSmith: ::watches the Doc as she moves around SB:: DrMeghanBelcher: crap Kiela Merienn: ::doesn't like lollipops:: Lt Allen Zinthys: Don't ask me. Hell, I didn't even know you where here. CmdrBrookeDolan: <<poison lollipops?>> Lt Allen Zinthys: were* Kiela Merienn: ::hates sucking on things:: DrMeghanBelcher: <I'm not doing well> Kiela Merienn: ::is single:: DrMeghanBelcher: <Backing up...>> Agent DanteSmith: <<hey...I'm "sick"...be nice to me...:-D>> CmdrBrookeDolan: <<LOL, that's not what I heard!>> Lt Allen Zinthys: <<LOL!>> Kiela Merienn: <<I'm sorry. I'm sorry.>> DrMeghanBelcher: ::glares at Dante:: RAdm AC Zuriyev: >>::gawks at Kiela::>> DrMeghanBelcher: I'm not in the mood for niceties, Lt Agent DanteSmith: ::frowns:: sorry to hear that Doc...me and Man-Suli here
were just discussing how nice some flowers would make this place... DrMeghanBelcher: Now if you don't mind, I have a sickbay staff to keep in line. I suggest you let me do so if you have any intention of being treated. Agent DanteSmith: ::wiggles a lil in his constraints:: boy...these covers
are snug DrMeghanBelcher: <<Who's Man-Suli?>> Kiela Merienn: hmmm... Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Sec dude presses buttons and the brig shield is dropped:: Agent DanteSmith: <<my Male-Nurse...I'm crazy...think he's
Suli>> CmdrBrookeDolan: <<yeah, Dante got a tranquilizer in the ass, he's not seeing very clearly>> LtJG Taryn: ::walks out slowly:: DrMeghanBelcher: <<ah>> Lt Allen Zinthys: <<Yeah. "Tranquilizer">> Agent DanteSmith: <<quiet youse!>> DrMeghanBelcher: Man-Suli, Lt? Perhaps you should save your psychotic ramblings for a doctor who cares. My prescription -- lie down and shut up. Lt Allen Zinthys: <<::Grins:: I believe he reffered to it as a "biiiiiiiig needle">> CmdrBrookeDolan: ::turns away from the lollipop spectacle:: Alexi, if we can find nothing questionable about Admiral Blackthorne's message, is it safe to assume that he hasn't been compromised? CmdrBrookeDolan: And if so, that's he simply letting us go without a fight? Agent DanteSmith: Male Nurse> ::sighs:: Lt Allen Zinthys: I'd suggest you report to the admiral and find out what your duties are for now. RAdm AC Zuriyev: I suppose that is the only logical avenue of thought remaining. DrMeghanBelcher: ::to staff:: I want to see this place in perfect order in the next 5 minutes. I'll be in my office should you need me. Agent DanteSmith: ::shrugs:: I'll try my best Doc CmdrBrookeDolan: Does that mean we're free and clear? DrMeghanBelcher: ::swivels, exits into office:: LtJG Taryn: ::nods::aye sir.. DrMeghanBelcher: ::pats her stomach:: RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::nods to Brooke:: Da, I believe so. LtJG Taryn: ::exits, and heads to TL:: Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Shrugs:: It's a suggestion. CmdrBrookeDolan: So ... what do you think? DrMeghanBelcher: Now, now... this sort of stress can't be good for the baby, now can it? Lt Allen Zinthys: <<D'oh!!!>> CmdrBrookeDolan: <<aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no tiny Meghan Blechers!!!!!!!>> Kiela Merienn: <<It's OK. It's an alternate timeline. None of us need to buy apocalyptic weapons. >> Agent DanteSmith: ::watches the staff clean up...wonders how long Suli has
had such a large office cleaning staff:: Agent DanteSmith: <<can we anyway? so we can blow up this
timeline?>> RAdm AC Zuriyev: I must deliberate on this matter. Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Walks into the TL:: Main Engineering. Kiela Merienn: Incoming transmission, sir. Kiela Merienn: Ship is not in visual range. CmdrBrookeDolan: Would you like to discuss a few things in your ready room? LtJG Taryn: ::exits TL, and heads to his room:: CmdrBrookeDolan: ::turns to Kiela:: Have you got anything on sensors? RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::furrows his brow:: Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Leaves the TL and heads for his office:: CmdrBrookeDolan: (w) Don't, dear, you'll get wrinkles. Kiela Merienn: The transmission isn't Federation coded. Kiela Merienn: It appears to be coming from a small Bajoran ship. ::frowns:: RAdm AC Zuriyev: On screen. CmdrBrookeDolan: Do you have any idea of its origin? LtJG Taryn: ::enters, and takes his cloths off to take a sonic shower, and to shave:: Agent DanteSmith: Bullet Proof Bob> ::walking around the mess hall...kinda
pacing:: Kiela Merienn has left the room. Agent DanteSmith: Bob> ::wonders where that inept lacky of his, Smith, has
been:: RAdm AC Zuriyev has left the room. Lt Allen Zinthys: <<Hmmm...>> Kiela
Merienn has entered the room. RAdm AC Zuriyev has entered the room. Agent DanteSmith: ::kinda lays quielty in his biobed:: RAdm AC Zuriyev: <<::mutters:>. Kiela Merienn: J'dan> This is J'dan of the Bajoran ship Revelation. LtJG Taryn: ::puts on a new unifrom, and heads for the bridge:: RAdm AC Zuriyev: :::stands:: LtJG Taryn: <<BRB>> Kiela Merienn: J'dan> We can read you on sensors... but there are hostiles in the area. We can't defend ourselves; we're a cargo ship. CmdrBrookeDolan: ::assumes her place by his side:: Kiela Merienn: Byzantium> ::eavesdropping, sniggers:: The transporters can't be used becaues of a deadly somethingorother! Where you gonna go? RAdm AC Zuriyev: Kiela, long-range scans? Agent DanteSmith: Bob> ::looks from table to table...and at every door as
it opens...never had he been this late before:: Kiela Merienn: Byzantium> ::tiptoes back into teh shadows:: Sorry, get back to your melodrama. Kiela Merienn: I think I know what class of ship it is. Kiela Merienn: ...I don't think I can read them sir. They're probably hiding in the <appropriate sci fi word> of a planet. Old Bajoran trick from the occupation. Lt Allen Zinthys: <<"Shadow?">> Agent DanteSmith: <<magnetic north?>> CmdrBrookeDolan: <<::laughs::>> RAdm AC Zuriyev: This is Rear Admiral A.C. Zuriyev of the USS Atlantis. What are your coordinates? Agent DanteSmith: Bob> ::grabs a random ensign by the scruff of his neck::
you...man child...where is Smith? Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Slumps into his chair, ignoring the PADDs on his desk:: CmdrBrookeDolan: {Lexi, this could be a trick.} Kiela Merienn: J'dan> I don't want to reveal myself yet. I need you to prove yourself to us. RAdm AC Zuriyev: {I know, love.} LtJG Taryn: ::exits and heads for the tl:: Agent DanteSmith: Man Child> what the heck? ::sees his pips...then his
phaser:: uh...sir, who...who are you l-looking for? CmdrBrookeDolan: {I know you know, sweetheart. You're the smartest man in Starfleet. Just don't forget who's behind every smart man ...} Kiela Merienn: J'dan> I have the lives of my crew to think of. There are twelve of us and three children... Kiela Merienn: J'dan> We need help if we're going to survive, but you might be one of the crazies. RAdm AC Zuriyev: {You are absolutely correct,
Duscha.} CmdrBrookeDolan: ::purses her lips at the mention of children:: Kiela Merienn: J'dan> And you're probably thinking I might be too. Lt Allen Zinthys: <<LOL>> Kiela Merienn: J'dan> ::audible sigh:: So how do we get around this? Help me, Captain. RAdm AC Zuriyev: It would be a lie to tell you otherwise. LtJG Taryn: ::TL doors open, steps out:: RAdm AC Zuriyev: Kiela, triangulate the origin of that signal. We do not have time to play games. Agent DanteSmith: Bob> what?! are you that mentally incompetant?! CmdrBrookeDolan: (w) Perhaps we could extend our shields around them, and transport one of them onboard? If we think they can be trusted, that is. Agent DanteSmith: Man Child> but...but sir... Kiela Merienn: Kiela> Uh, more immediate problem sir. DrMeghanBelcher: +Zinthys+ Belcher to Zinthys -- are you busy? RAdm AC Zuriyev: What is that? Kiela Merienn: Kiela> BIG ship coming at us. BIG. I mean BIG. Kiela Merienn: Kiela> Weapons powered. CmdrBrookeDolan: Signature? CmdrBrookeDolan: Shields up! RAdm AC Zuriyev: You know, for a place no one has ever explored, intergalactic space is fairly busy. CmdrBrookeDolan: ::throws him a wry look:: Agent DanteSmith: Bob> ::tosses him down:: bah! you are worthless scum
before my magisty!!! Kiela Merienn: Kiela> Uncertain. Looks like a whole bunch of ships melded together. RAdm AC Zuriyev: <<Shields are constantly up. They protect against whatever this is.>> Lt Allen Zinthys: <M> awww hell... ::taps:: +Belcher+ Yeah, what do you need? Agent DanteSmith: <<errr...majesty>> Kiela Merienn: Kiela> Well, maybe the idea to head into the middle of nowhere wasn't very original, sir. CmdrBrookeDolan: <<just stating the obvious, like Kiela ;-) >> CmdrBrookeDolan: <<or pulling a Riker ... >> Agent DanteSmith: <<heh heh heh>> Kiela Merienn: Big ship> ::shoots:: CmdrBrookeDolan: Dammit! Agent DanteSmith: Man Child> ::scurries away:: RAdm AC Zuriyev: Evasive! CmdrBrookeDolan: ::throws Alexi a "what now?" look:: Kiela Merienn: Evasive manuevers. Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Grabs a PADD, like he need to convince himself he *is* doing something:: DrMeghanBelcher: +Zinth+ We need to talk. Now, if at all possible. Kiela Merienn: Communication coming in. It's the Bajorans. RAdm AC Zuriyev: Taryn, get to your station. Agent DanteSmith: Bob> bah...insolent fools...don't know the extent of my
power aboard this ship... RAdm AC Zuriyev: Return fire, Kiela. Phasers only. Kiela Merienn: J'dan> That's them! The hostiles! They're trying to finish us off! I don't know what's wrong with them, I guess they think it's ARmageddon! LtJG Taryn: ::runs over, and pushes an ensign out of the way:: Kiela Merienn: J'dan> I"m sending our coordinates to yoru ship. There is no time for guessing games anymore! Please help us! Agent DanteSmith: Bob> if they'd just check the roster they'd see! I'm the
#1 assistant security type guy person gaurd thing..........::looks at the
people staring at him:: you know what I mean!!! Kiela Merienn: Big ship> ::shoots a disruptor blast at the Atlantis, aiming for their nacelle:: Kiela Merienn: I have the coordinates, sir. Agent DanteSmith: Bob> ::paces some more...still waiting:: RAdm AC Zuriyev: Warp nine, Mr. Taryn, to those coordinates. RAdm AC Zuriyev: Execute! Lt Allen Zinthys: +Belcher+ I'm busy! LtJG Taryn: ::hits delta pattern, to aviod the shot:: Kiela Merienn: Big ship> ::follows the Atlantis toward the new coordinates, only a slight pause in its pursuit:: CmdrBrookeDolan: ::tenses as the ship goes to warp, just barely missed by the shot:: Kiela Merienn: J'dan> Thank you, ADmiral! You won't regret this! RAdm AC Zuriyev: Aft phasers! Kiela Merienn: J'dan> Extend your shields around us. Our Engineer worked up a plan. I'm sending it to you. We think it'll work! Lt Allen Zinthys: Goddamn! ::Hustles out into ME prime:: Kiela Merienn: J'dan> My life... the lives of the crew.. the children... thank you so much... CmdrBrookeDolan: <<crap! we have no engineers!>> RAdm AC Zuriyev: Tell them we are not compromising our closed environ. Lt Allen Zinthys: <<We're dead>> Kiela Merienn: <<Zinthys>> Agent DanteSmith: Bob> ::watches out the windows as the stars go wizzing
by:: odd... CmdrBrookeDolan: <<he's too busy sexing up other officers>> Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Looks out from atop the catwalk and begins barking orders to anyone not doing anything important:: Kiela Merienn: J'dan> We don't need you to compromise it, sir. Just ease your shields over so they encompass ours... DrMeghanBelcher: +zinth+ Are you sure it's nothing that can't wait. After all, there is a human life at stake. Kiela Merienn: Big ship> ::in hot pursuit:: RAdm AC Zuriyev: ACTION> Another Federation ship appears on the scanners, to the aft. Agent DanteSmith: Kev> ::wandering around Engineering...making sure the
engineers are engineerying CmdrBrookeDolan: Kiela, how are the Bajoran ship's shields holding up? Kiela Merienn: J'dan> Quick! There isn't much time! Agent DanteSmith: :: DrMeghanBelcher: +Zinth+ Or had you forgotten I was carrying your child. Kiela Merienn: Big ship> ::trains its phasers on the Bajoran ship and fires:: Kiela Merienn: Bajoran ship> ::is destroyed:: Lt Allen Zinthys: +Belcher+ And we've just hit warp 9! If I don't work, this whole ship is gone! Zinthys out. CmdrBrookeDolan: Crap! Kiela Merienn: Incoming message from the Bajoran ship... ::pants:: Kiela Merienn: <<big ship>> Agent DanteSmith: Kev> ::mean glares at those that stop working...even for
a second:: Kiela Merienn: <<not bajoran>> RAdm AC Zuriyev: On screen. CmdrBrookeDolan: ::sighs:: DrMeghanBelcher: Fucking temporal interstallar crises! Does no one understand I'm more important than the universe? CmdrBrookeDolan: <<LOL!>> Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Sees an irregularity brewing in the core:: Agent DanteSmith: Kev> you will all be sorry when the Task Master returns
to duty if this place isn't at 115% efficiency! Kiela Merienn: Green alien> The Bajorans tried to get us to compromise our shields and kill us. CmdrBrookeDolan: <<Only bc your name is Meghan ... >> DrMeghanBelcher: ::Shoves papers off desk:: I'll show him! Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Runs over to a console and reroutes something somewhere and everything looks fine again:: RAdm AC Zuriyev: They asked the same thing of us. Kiela Merienn: Green alien> They tried to deceive us. Are you allied with them? RAdm AC Zuriyev: But who are you? CmdrBrookeDolan: ::wonders who to believe, the green guys or the dead supposed-Bajorans:: Kiela Merienn: Green alien> I am a member of the Ydnfb!svuykjh people. Agent DanteSmith: ::random Engineers glare back...trying to figure out if the
large Klingon security agent is actually in charge or not:: CmdrBrookeDolan: {This too, could be deception.} Lt Allen Zinthys: <<::Blink::>> Kiela Merienn: Green alien> We are from the borders of romulan space. Our ship is mostly made of romulan parts. Kiela Merienn: Green alien> all our people are dead. RAdm AC Zuriyev: Drop from warp, Taryn. Agent DanteSmith: <<ewww>> LtJG Taryn: ::drops the warp:: CmdrBrookeDolan: <<only the choicest parts>> Kiela Merienn: Green alien> I
ask you, again, are you allied with the Bajorans? DrMeghanBelcher: +Zinthys+ If you don't get your ass out of engineering, forget about your little crises, and get down here now, I'm aborting your baby! Agent DanteSmith: <<still...ewww>> CmdrBrookeDolan: <<OMG!!!!!!!! Belcher, you are a horrible person!!!>> LtJG Taryn: ::raises a brow when the green guy says romulan:: Kiela Merienn: <<do it anyway, it's got your DNA in it>> DrMeghanBelcher: +Zinthys+ Do you want that on your conscious you pathetically submissive excuse for a man!? Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Cuts the comm:: Kiela Merienn: <<I see... when she's special, it's Meghan... when she's doing something evil, it's Belcher. Heh. >> RAdm AC Zuriyev: I ask YOU, what are your intentions? CmdrBrookeDolan: <<you got it!>> Kiela Merienn: Green alien> Backsh!agscov. Kiela Merienn: Green alien helmsman> Acihjk!jkhj jhlk. Agent DanteSmith: <<lol>> DrMeghanBelcher: Bastard! Bastard! Asshole! Kiela Merienn: Big ship> ::warps off:: CmdrBrookeDolan: Friggin' translator! DrMeghanBelcher: ::collapses in tears:: THIS IS NOT OVER! DrMeghanBelcher: I Agent DanteSmith: Kev> ::continues cracking his whip...just happened to
have one:: Kiela Merienn: Fat lady> ::wakes up in sickbay:: Kiela Merienn: Fat lady> Where am I??? DrMeghanBelcher: I'll castrate him if that's what it takes to show him RAdm AC Zuriyev: Let it go. Kiela Merienn: Nurse> You had appendicidis. You're in sickbay. Kiela Merienn: Kiela> Yes, sir... DrMeghanBelcher: NO ONE SAYS NO TO MEGHAN BELCHER AND GETS AWAY W/ IT!!! DrMeghanBelcher: ::exits office:: LtJG Taryn: ::wondering if should try to hit a panel, like he has seen on a old TV show Happy Days:: Kiela Merienn: Fat Lady> You mean I won't have any abdominal pains anymore? Agent DanteSmith: ::looks over at the Fat lady:: are you pregnant? or just
fat? Kiela Merienn: Nurse> No. It's over. Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Hurries down ladder and storms up to Kev:: Put that thing away in here right now! Kiela Merienn: Fat lady> ::sings:: HALLELUJAH! Lt Allen Zinthys: <<How cliche...>> CmdrBrookeDolan: <<oh ... oh!!!! oh no, Rachel ...>> Agent DanteSmith: Kev> hmph ::puts it away:: they don't listen to words DrMeghanBelcher: This sickbay looks like a pile of shit. Fix it, or I'll report you all to the Admiral and have you thrown in the brig for failure to follow my orders! Lt Allen Zinthys: They listen fine to mine. Kiela Merienn: <<i'm sorry. I had to..>> CmdrBrookeDolan: ::checks the sensors to see if the big ship is anywhere near by:: DrMeghanBelcher: I"M SICK AND TIRED OF INCOMPETENT STAFF! DrMeghanBelcher: You're useless -- all of you. CmdrBrookeDolan: ::also checks the wreckage of the Bajoran ship for survivors:: Lt Allen Zinthys: And you are only to look menacing to any invaders or females from sickbay, not my engineers! Agent DanteSmith: Kev> apparently then...it's because I'm...Klingon...(m)
like usual... Kiela Merienn: Kiela> Sir, I took a moment to glance at that plan they sent over... DrMeghanBelcher: ::notices Nurse Luann's horrified gaze:: GET YOUR EYES OFF OF ME YOU OVERUSED BIT PART BITCH! Kiela Merienn: Kiela> If we'd followed it... we would have caused a breach in containment. Lt Allen Zinthys: God, man, it's because I'm their superior! CmdrBrookeDolan: <<::dies!::>> Agent DanteSmith: Kev> hmph Lt Allen Zinthys: <<LOL!!!>> Kiela Merienn: Kiela> That could explain the deserted ship we passed. CmdrBrookeDolan: Intentionally, or was it an oversight? Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Turns and storms off:: Kiela Merienn: Kiela> I believe it was intentional. Kiela Merienn: Kiela> Perhaps our engineering staff could tell. CmdrBrookeDolan: Why would they try to destroy us? What good could that possibly do them? RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::nods:: I was not about to risk the lives of this crew in such an operation. Agent DanteSmith: Kev> ::shrugs and returns to glaring at the slackers:: Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Looks up at the core angrily:: Work right damn you! Kiela Merienn: Kiela> I don't know, Commander. This is a strange new world. CmdrBrookeDolan: Commander, you're Bajoran. Do you think they were really Bajorans? Kiela Merienn: Kiela> That hath such Bajorans in it... Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Hops back up the catwalk ladder by twos:: RAdm AC Zuriyev: ACTION> The other Federation ship arrives on the scene, the USS Yeager. Kiela Merienn: Kiela> Yes, I do. CmdrBrookeDolan: ::shakes her head:: Kiela Merienn: Kiela> The Bajorans are commonly fanatics, unable to see past the blind dogma they're taught in childhood. Drilled in. Agent DanteSmith: Bob> ::sits at a chair facing a window...watches the
ships outside:: CmdrBrookeDolan: But why would they want to destroy a possible ally? RAdm AC Zuriyev: They were affected by whatever has affected everyone else. Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Leans against the railing:: Damn start and stop! Warp 9, impulse. ::Sighs:: RAdm AC Zuriyev: Check the news archives about the Bajoran reaction to this. Agent DanteSmith: <<that's "Stop and Start"
driving...>> CmdrBrookeDolan: In what sense? Just emotionally, or is there something deeper, something sinister here? Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Shouts:: All sub-departments, report. now! Lt Allen Zinthys: <<::Mutters about nit-picky little pricks::>> CmdrBrookeDolan: ::wishes they had some solid answers about what they were dealing with, something to go on:: Kiela Merienn: Checking, sir. Kiela Merienn: Match found... it's a GNN report from a few weeks ago. Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Heads into his office:: Kiela Merienn: Playing, sir. Lt Allen Zinthys: <<LOL>> Kiela Merienn: Archive report, vocal> Most of the Bajoran people have been destroyed. It is reported that the few vessels that escaped the crisis belonged to teh radical religious group Kiela Merienn: Hah-mozz which preaches that the end of the world shall come in brimstone and fire. If true, the rumors might indicate Kiela Merienn: that the Bajorans will be hostile. CmdrBrookeDolan: ::tilts her head to one side:: Oh, that explains it. Well at least they got themselves killed for us. <<nice name, chica>> CmdrBrookeDolan: Just hope there aren't many more hanging around. RAdm AC Zuriyev: Captain Kathryn Harper, USS Yeager, Akira Class> Atlantis, this is the Yeager, please respond. CmdrBrookeDolan: What the hell -- ? What is the Yeager doing out here? Agent DanteSmith: ::wipes cheek on pillow to try to get rid of drool...only
succeeds in running a string of spit to his ear:: RAdm AC Zuriyev: Raise the Yeager on the comm, Kiela. Agent DanteSmith: ::giggles like a school girl:: LTCmdrBridges: <<Ahhhhhhh! Just got back in! Argh! Why must this building be plaguedwith invisible fires!>> RAdm AC Zuriyev: What next? Lt Allen Zinthys: <<lol>> Kiela Merienn: Redshirt> ::breaks it up:: Kiela Merienn: Red shirt> ah right, you guyz, yous better tells me whasss goin on, arright? RAdm AC Zuriyev: PAUSE SIM |