[u3aavcuss] Re: FW: THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
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- Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 22:49:04 -0000
Thank you, really funny, Joyce Salewski
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Subject: FW: THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 12:58:06 +0000
>
> >
> > THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
> >
> >
> > My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
> > seemed
> > to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
> > As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told
> > us that
> > 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big
> > scary
> > plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays
> > up, that would be super.'
> >
> > On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
> > Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
> > 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you
> > to
> > raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
> >
> > She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a
> > Princess
> > and I take orders from no one.'
> >
> > To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
> >
> > 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
> >
> > Tray-up, Bitch !!
>
>
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