[triadtechtalk] OTF
- From: "Howard" <bint@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <triadtechtalk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 10 Oct 2003 13:05:00 -0400
80 Year Old Birthday Girl
A woman is in the bar of a cruise ship and she
asks the bartender for a scotch and two drops
of water. As the bartender gives her, her drink
she says "it's my birthday today and I'm on the
cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday."
The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday
I'll buy you a drink in fact I'll take care of
this one for you."
As the women finishes her drink the woman to her
right says, "I guess I should buy you a drink."
The old woman says, "All right. Bartender I want
a scotch and two drops of water."
"All right," says the bartender.
As she finishes her drink the man to her right
says, "Since I'm the only one around you that
hasn't bought you a drink I guess I might as well
buy you one."
The old woman says, "All right. Bartender I want
a scotch and two drops of water."
"Coming right up," the bartender says. As he gives
her the drink he says, "Ma'am I'm dying of curiosity.
Why the scotch and only two drops of water?"
The old woman replies, "Sunny you learn that when
your my age you can hold your liquor but you sure
can't hold your water."
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