[triadtechtalk] Re: OTF
- From: "Walter Daniels" <walt.daniels@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <triadtechtalk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 10 Oct 2003 10:58:45 -0400 (Eastern Daylight Time)
Military Humor
Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. - U.S. Marine Corps
"Cluster bombing from B- 52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are
guaranteed to always hit the
ground." - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop
If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least
expect it. That would
make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of
preventive maintenance.
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed
" - U.S. Air Force Manual
"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal
"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance
"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal
"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - David Hackworth
"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush." -
Infantry Journal
"No combat- ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay
"Any ship can be a minesweeper... once." - Anon
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Marine
Recruit
"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your Buddies
"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." - U.S.A.F.
Ammo Troop
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