[triadtechtalk] Re: OT Friday

HAHAHAHA...I liked all of these so much, I couldn't even pick a favorite! LOL

Thanks!

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In a message dated 12/19/2003 3:51:13 AM Eastern Standard Time, 
avbsantos@xxxxxxxxxxxx writes:
I received this from my friend Susan.
armando 8)

New Medications For Women

DAMMITOL 
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to haedes for
up to 8 hours.

St. MOM'S WORT 
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering
preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.

EMPTYNESTROGEN 
Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy
by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as
teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

PEPTOBIMBO 
Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups,
swallowed before an evening out increases breast size,
decreases intelligence, and improves flirting skills.

DUMEROL 
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low
I.Q. causing enjoyment of Country Western music.

FLIPITOR 
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling
road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

MENICILLIN 
Potent antibiotic for women. Increases resistance to
such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person
...Can we get naked now?"

BUYAGRA 
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping.
Increases potency and duration of spending spree.

Extra Strength BUY-ONE-ALL 
When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate
buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home
with a Donnie Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura.

JACKASSPIRIN 
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember
your birthday, anniversary or phone number.

ANTI-TALKSIDENT 
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on
anyone too eager to share their life stories with total
strangers.

SEXCEDRIN 
More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now,
dear, I have a headache," syndrome.

RAGAMET 
When administered to a husband or boyfriend, provides
the same irritation as ragging on him all weekend,
saving the woman the time and trouble of doing it
herself.

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