[tri-family] Re: Birthdays & Angel days

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "David & Tracey Pass" 
> Happy Birthday Jocelyn a nice aussie scorcher just to remind you where you
> are LOL

Agreed - so here is a funny for Jocelyn's birthday :-))))

You know you're in an Australian Summer When...

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

The temperature drops below 35C and you feel a little chilly.

You discover that in February it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

You develop a fear of metal car door handles.

You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up
lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying 
hard-boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song. 
-- Chinese Proverb 

Keep Looking for Rainbows!!!
Karen, Mum to Alex (7, T-18 mosaic)
Sydney, Australia
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