Birders, Okay, so Dixon Merritt wrote the famous pelican limerick, or so it's said. But whether he wrote it or not, Ogden Nash is often given credit for it. Old Og is no longer around to set the record straight on this, but he does live on in other poems whose authorship is not in question. Consider: /*The Duck*/: Behold the duck. It does not cluck. A cluck it lacks. It quacks. It is specially fond Of a puddle or pond. When it dines or sups, It bottoms ups. /*The Turkey*/: There is nothing more perky Than a masculine turkey. When he struts he struts With no ifs or buts. When his face is apoplectic His harem grows hectic, And when he gobbles Their universe wobbles. /*The Canary*/: The song of canaries Never varies, And when they’re moulting They’re pretty revolting. /*The Gander*/: Be careful not to cross the gander, A bird composed of beak and dander, His heart is filled with prideful hate Of all the world except his mate. And if the neighbors do not err He’s overfond of beating her. Is she happy? What’s the use Of trying to psychoanalyze a goose? And last, but certainly not least--a little ditty about bird watchers with weapons of mass destruction: /*The Hunter*/ The hunter crouches in his blind ’Neath camouflage of every kind, And conjures up a quacking noise To lend allure to his decoys. This grownup man, with pluck and luck, Is hoping to outwit a duck. Don Miller Greeneville, Greene Co., TN =================NOTES TO SUBSCRIBER===================== The TN-Bird Net requires you to sign your messages with first and last name, city (town) and state abbreviation. You are also required to list the count in which the birds you report were seen. The actual date of observation should appear in the first paragraph. _____________________________________________________________ To post to this mailing list, simply send email to: tn-bird@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx _____________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, send email to: tn-bird-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with 'unsubscribe' in the Subject field. ______________________________________________________________ TN-Bird Net is owned by the Tennessee Ornithological Society Neither the society(TOS) nor its moderator(s) endorse the views or opinions expressed by the members of this discussion group. Moderator: Wallace Coffey, Bristol, TN wallace@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx _____________________________________________________________ Visit the Tennessee Ornithological Society web site at http://www.tnbirds.org * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Topographical Maps located at http://topozone.com/find.asp _____________________________________________________________