This is pretty damn funny... Yasser Arafat's wife is emailing me now and wants to give me 21 million dollars!! That is a suprise... JK --- suha_araf@xxxxxxxx wrote: > Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 19:08:49 -0800 > From: suhajumpy.it > Subject: FROM; SUHA ARAFAT > To: undisclosed-recipients:; > > FROM; SUHA ARAFAT > Dear Friend, > > This mail may not be surprising to you if you have > been following current events in the international media > with reference to the Middle East and Palestine in > particular. > > I am Mrs. SUHA ARAFAT, the wife of YASSER ARAFAT, the > Palestinian leader who died recently in Paris. Since his > death and even prior to the announcement, I have been > thrown into a state of antagonism, confusion, humiliation, > frustration and hopelessness by the present leadership > of the Palestinian Liberation Organization and the new > Prime Minister. I have even been subjected to > physical and psychological torture. As a widow that is > so traumatized, I have lost confidence with everybody in > the country at the moment. > > You must have heard over the media reports and the > Internet on the discovery of some fund in my husband secret > bank account and companies and the allegations of some huge > sums of money deposited by my husband in my name of which I > have refuses to disclose or give up to the corrupt > Palestine Government. In fact the total sum allegedly discovered > by the Government so far is in the tune of about $6.5 > Billion Dollars. And they are not relenting on their effort to > make me poor for life. As you know, the Moslem community > has no regards for woman, more importantly when the woman is > from a christian background, hence my desire for a foreign > assistance. > > I have deposited the sum of 21 million dollars with a > Financial firm in Europe whose name is withheld for > now until we open communication. I shall be grateful if you > could receive this fund into your bank account for safe > keeping and any Investment opportunity. This arrangement will > be known to you and I alone and all our correspondence > should be strictly on email alone because our government has > tapped all my lines and are monitoring all my moves. > > In view of the above, if you are willing to assist for > our mutual benefits, we will have to negotiate on your > Percentage share of the $21,000,000 that will be kept > in your position for a while and invested in your name > for my trust pending when my Daughter, Zahwa, will come off > age and take full responsibility of her Family > Estate/inheritance. > Please note that this is a golden opportunity that > comes once in life time and more so, if you are honest, I am > going to entrust more funds in your care as this is one of > the legacy we keep for our children. > > In case you don't accept please do not let me out to > the security and international media as I am giving you > this information in total trust and confidence I will > greatly appreciate if you accept my proposal in good faith. > Please expedite action. > Yours sincerely, > > Suha Arafat > > > > > ________________________________________ > Metti il faccione di Shrek sul tuo cellulare! > http://www.specialeshrek.canale5.com > > > ******************************************************** This Weeks Sponsor SeamlessPlanet.com Domain Names Register your .com domain name for as low as $7.85 One of the lowest prices on the web! Part of The Kenzig Group. http://www.seamlessplanet.com ********************************************************** Useful Thin Client Computing Links are available at: http://thin.net/links.cfm ThinWiki community - Awesome SBC Search Capabilities! http://www.thinwiki.com *********************************************************** For Archives, to Unsubscribe, Subscribe or set Digest or Vacation mode use the below link: http://thin.net/citrixlist.cfm