[THIN] OT: Wed. humor a day late

From: Adam.Baum@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
To: thin@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: Thu, 30 Jan 2003 11:13:49 -0700

A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made
by his patients while he was performing colonoscopies:


1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where
    no man has gone before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

5. "Could you write me a note for my wife
   saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

6. "You know, in some states, we're now legally married."

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

8. "You put your left hand in,
    you take your left hand out.
    You do the Hokey Pokey...."

9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

11. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"


adam


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