[THIN] OT: Friday Humor
- From: George Yobst <george2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: thin@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 05 Mar 2004 14:09:20 -0800
Flight Attendant
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay
flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as
he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend,
he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers,
"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just
put up your trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed
rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked
you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the
ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called
a Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen so I outrank
you. Tray-up, bitch."
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George Yobst, Library Technology Analyst phone: 503.723.4890
Library Information Network of Clackamas County fax: 503.794.8238
16239 SE McLoughlin Blvd, Suite 208 web: http://www.lincc.lib.or.us
Oak Grove, OR 97267-4654 email: george@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
"...it is impossible for anyone to begin to learn
what he thinks he already knows." - Epictetus
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