The information being transmitted is intended only for the person or entity to which it is addressed and may contain confidential and/or privileged material. Any review, retransmission, dissemination or other use of, or taking of any action in reliance upon, this information by persons or entities other than the intended recipient is prohibited. If you received this in error, please contact the sender and delete the material. > >As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps > >out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The > >trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and > >you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and > >proceeds down the street. > > > >When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up > >again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. > >Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the > >blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some > >of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and > >continues down the street. > > > >At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of > >breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck > >door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is > >Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" > > > >When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next > >light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, > >and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she > >lowers it, he says... > > > >"Hi, my name is Kevin, and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!" =================================== This weeks Sponsor: triCerat, Inc ScrewDrivers fxp: Self Configuring Printer Driver with Bandwidth Control Learn more at: http://www.tricerat.com/?page=products&product=sdfxp =================================== For Archives, to Unsubscribe, Subscribe or set Digest or Vacation mode use the below link. http://thethin.net/citrixlist.cfm