The Big Jewel says Merry Christmas TWICE! That's right, for the first time, we're running two pieces in a row by the same author as the always amusing Dan Fiorella shares another of his holiday visions. And to think some people still believe there's no Santa Claus! Just listen: Yule Blog by Dan Fiorella December 13 The elves have been whining about getting cable installed. What's the big deal about cable? Sure, reception is improved, but it goes out all the time. And how many times can you watch Weekend at Bernie's? The man's dead. Those sunglasses aren't fooling anyone. Either way, I ain't springing for anything unless those tiny bums finish wrapping presents... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To subscribe or unsubscribe from this email list please email list@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx with your request.