Welcome to The Big Jewel, where every day is April Fools to us. For those who wonder whether Pete Reynolds' piece about the outer limits of contemporary romance is based on actual experience...we plead the Fifth: You're Not Like The Other Women I've Dated By Pete Reynolds You know, I'm really enjoying spending time with you. I must say, you're different than most women I've dated. Oh, I mean that in a totally complimentary way, really. I'm not able to pinpoint exactly what it is yet, but there's definitely something different about you. You're not like all the other women I know, that's for sure. Maybe it's your height. What are you, 5'9"? That's pretty tall, probably taller than most women I've dated. But I guess 5'9" isn't that tall. Maybe it's not your height... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx