Welcome to The Big Jewel, where the only scream is the silent scream of the pumpkin, slaughtered, gutted and set ablaze from the inside for our Halloween amusement. This week Helmut Reinhardt gives us a cozy little tale of murder, forgery and insurance fraud: "Your Money Or Your Wife" By Helmut Reinhardt I don't regret what happened. As they say, everyone does it -- I just got caught. It was about a month ago. I was watching an old Fred MacMurray film on Turner Classic Movies called Double Indemnity. It's about an insurance man who falls for a dame in a big way. They murder her husband to collect on his policy, but an insurance investigator smells a rotten egg that leads him straight to their little love nest. Do you like yours fried or scrambled?... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx