* This week, in honor of President Bush's big State of the Union address and the hilarious upcoming three-second war with Iraq, we present the first contribution from David Martin. His delightful crossword puzzle will give you hours of amusement even if (like a certain Commander-in-Chief) you are unable to solve it. Incidentally, if Mr. Martin doesn't seem to show the proper respect for the president, that's because he's from Canada, which -- as Mr. Bush has often warned us -- is full of Canadamenians. W's Puzzle No. 43 By David Martin [ This week's article is some text, fitted between two pictures. Rather than attach a portion of the text, without the corresponding pictures, we thought we'd just post the link: http://www.thebigjewel.com/crossword/ ] --- Thanks for reading The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email. If you'd like to subscribe to this mailing list, please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com and enter your email address at the bottom of the page. If you'd like to unsubscribe from this mailing list, please send us a videotape of you crossing your eyes for a full hour.