Where's The Punchline? By Neil Pasricha Three guys are sitting in a bar when a gorgeous blonde wearing a short red dress walks through the door. All of the guys immediately start arguing about whether they should approach her, and who should be the one who gets to talk with her at the bar. They begin debating over who saw her first and then hold an arm-wrestling competition to decide who should be the lucky one that gets to talk to her. Where's The Punch Line? None of these men actually have a chance with this woman! --- A man walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. "What would you like?" asks the bartender. The man repeats that he would like a gin and tonic, and then sits back to wait for the drink. The bartender just stares at him for a minute while the man fidgets nervously. Then the bartender puts his towel on the bar and leans up close to the man and says, "Listen partner, are you going to order something or just sit there all day?" Finally, realizing that the bartender is probably deaf, the man writes his order down on a piece of paper, at which point the bartender offers a big smile and gets the drink ready. Where's The Punch Line? The bartender wasn't deaf. He was just screwing around. For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/punchline/ -- To subscribe/unsubscribe from this list please compose a subscribe or unsubscribe related rap song, record it in .mp3 format, and email it back to us.