Welcome to The Big Jewel, where all the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely puppets in our demented little puppet play. Actually, this week's offering is not a puppet play, but an absurdist drama that could be the love child of Alfred "Pere Ubu" Jarry and Ring Lardner. If so, it's a love child whose first word was "Dada!": "The Vulgar Boatman, or: One Potato, Two Potato" by Kurt Luchs The following play marks the first appearance in English by the brilliant young dramatist Basil Dung. Mr. Dung is English, but by a court order (People of the United States vs. Dung) all of his works to date have been translated into ancient Egyptian to keep them out of the hands of children. Since the ban was lifted, Mr. Dung has graciously consented to translate his most famous play into English again. After seeing it, the editors are taking up a collection to have it translated back into ancient Egyptian, where they hope it will remain... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx